The Movie Patrol

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a duo of a disgraced cop and lawyer becoming security guards while fighting corruption, some beefy gym girls, Frank and Norm visit Baker Team Industries and meet Rambo, Frank's tuxedo rental experience, manly looking ladies, Frank tries to get a ride from some characters and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a karate master cop fighting a gang and corruption, ED-209's cousin cop robot "row-but", suspicious whether Dave watched the movie, Rambo confused about guys doing drugs, Sean and his chola girl guards defend a warehouse and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a quirky family raising a kid in a fallout shelter for 35 years, Adam finds his dad in the porn store, Sean's chola ladies, Adam's back up energy, Rambo helps Adam with Archbishop Melcher and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a sadistic coach and his crippled players, Johnny Rambo visits Darcy for some fun, Dave's convenience store scene, Billy Bob being obese doesn't make him athletic, the players talk to Dr. Sarah, knocking a grown man off a horse and much more.

Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick learn about one of the greatest cop duos of all time, Rick sharing with a support group, Sean's black and white movie requests, Rambo and Rick present inventions to the investors and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a platoon of misfits in Vietnam, tunnel hijinks, Rambo joins the platoon, Marine glory holes and unit sizes, an Asian villager girl grows up into a sniper in another movie, Cindy finds Sean in a foxhole and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a possibly dead, maybe supernatural corrupt cop, Rambo owns a diner and talks to Frank and Theresa, Matt Cordell caber tossing Cassie over a fence, movies with bad accents, Matt Cordell grunts at his tribunal and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the fine men and women that protect our air travel network who are the best of the best of the best with honors, Rambo blesses a plane before takeoff, Sean's work shirt plans, two sassy waitresses who don't want to handle an emergency and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a confusing movie where a weird group of vigilantes use numbers for names, a retired agent calls on the radio, Rambo helps with the mission, agents find Dave swinging in a yacht stateroom and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about 2 high school students who grow up to be a yoked CIA agent and a boring finance guy, Calvin and Bob stand up to a bully in the bar, Rick Ford and Nick Blord selling a USB drive, Calvin and Maggie visit Rambo the marriage counselor and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a well done spoof movie based on a 70's TV show, Mike Brady talks to door-to-door salespeople, Gilligan's Island talk, Rambo and his son Daniel visit Mike, the neighbors complain about the Brady's during a celebration and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a jealous AI best friend, Mr. Stinky the clown entertains the kids, Sean drives with his new Latina wife and her kid, Rambo and Bruce fight M3GAN and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about quirky British detectives and villains, Scottish detectives at the cemetery, Four Orders meeting with global members, Rambo in an underground fight club and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about stealing fancy typewriters and submarines, Rambo joins a boarding party, Eddie the Jamaican cook opens a portal to hell with voodoo, a comedian performs while the sub sinks, Bon Jovi Navy songs and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a cop who is about 7 percent human, Rambo sends in a video application to be Robocop, all your questions from the first movie are answered according to a drunk Dave, Robocop visits his family, the wrong building gets raided and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a psycho woman robot, the family meets the Jesse Ventura and Koko B. Ware robots, Rambo is controlling Alice like an RC car, Nick talks to broken Alice while the waiter serves them in a gross way and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about southern justice and a Mississippi prison in the old days, Claude gets a conjugal visit from Daisy with unwanted supervision, Rambo wants some pie at a diner, Ray and Claude counsel troubled kids and get confused, more ones and twos questions and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a hyperintelligent, crafty, vengeful shark with Herculean strength who mostly hates kids, Mrs. Kitner hits on 2 guys at the beach, Rambo hangs at the beach with his family, Jesse tells stories about his exploits in Whiskey Whiskey Deuce and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about 2 weird brothers trying to save some kids, Chris tries to date conjoined twins, couples skating, Rambo hangs out and gets some girls for the brothers, the brothers accidentally interrupt a college research team and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about exploding cigarette machines and fascist troublemakers, Jack calls his untrusting girlfriend, Jack sneaking in using someone else's ID card, Rambo playing football and getting destroyed and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about space fantasies and space battles and space hijinks, Leia shares strategy with Luke and Dak, Sean educates us in Wampa lore, Yoda trains Luke and Rambo, what do Yoda's eat, Ben and Darth's power struggle for Luke, Luke's new hand attachments and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the deadly world of accounting and an autistic super fighter, Chris is caught wasting money by the janitor, Marybeth and Tom call Rambo's businesses, Superman destroys your property, Justine talks to parents with a computer and much more.

Steve, Dave, Sean and guest Steve learn about WWII prison camps and jungle railroads, Jersey prisoners talk to the commander, two Scotsmen trick Saito, getting to know your podcast guest, Rambo and Delmar host a radio show and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about depressed, alcoholic bodyguards and ransom insurance in Mexico, Pita and Lisa visit Creasy and look for Flappy, Sgt. Dillard and Hoppin' Bob interrogate Reina, Rambo hosts a game show in the rafters of a night club and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about underwater tension and struggles, Captain Ramsey makes disrespectful announcements, Rambo wants to bring food to the bridge, Hunter and Vossler talk to Jesse in the Baja, getting to know Dave and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about an intergalactic illegal alien who fights crime sometimes, Clark brings home a girl to meet his parents, Superman testifies poorly in court, Rambo screens Superman before his date with Lois and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about sentient machines who hunt humans in the past to defeat them in future or something, Doc Blair helps John and Sarah, robot council meeting, Dave's bar scene, Burt Moore, a German Diceman, Rambo fights the T-1000 and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Robert's new adventures getting revenge for his friend, Kurt and Eric Sloane come home to some trouble, the neighbors visit Brian and he makes funeral arrangements, treadmill danger, Robert and Miles talk to Rambo about a hobby and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a very eccentric ex-secret agent who serves up hot justice usually within 29 seconds for some reason, Teddy visits the Scottish crew, Sean pulls off a job and returns home to a suspicious lady, Rambo gets hired for an equalizer job and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Chappy's new assignment with a multinational misfit crew. The General visits Chappy and Doug. Dave's pep band. Rambo and Dave help a pilot. Luke Skywalker, R2D2 and Gino Felino brief the pilots and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the greatest Chicago cop on Earth according to him, old guys at a party hitting on Nico's partner, Rambo's invention workshop in the church basement, Nico gets interrogated and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the Marines in Vietnam, Gunny Gabriel talks to Privates Guzzler and Cowboy, Joker and Cowboy find Doc Blair on the toilet, crayons are a Marine delicacy, Rambo has a flashback and much more.

Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick take a 2nd look at Lethal Weapon as Rick's request for the Christmas episode. We learn about a drug deal with Mr. Jesse and Mr. Screwface, Roger watches a porn tape too long, Rambo talks to Lucille Larusso at her grave and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about an uncertified FBI rube chasing a cross dressing serial killer, Lecter questions Clarice and Chilton about their attractions, Roden and Pilcher shoot their shot with Clarice, Clarice finds Rambo and Ramona in his tunnel system and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about fun under the sea with the greatest Navy in the world, Chief Rambo musters the weird crew, Dazzling Dave interviews Quint and Doc Blair for his channel, Master Guns checking on all the Marine Sentry stations, Jesse Ventura impression, Sean's new costume and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Rambo fighting helicopters in Afghanistan, monks caring for Rambo because of his brain injury, Dave's guitar adventures and possible vacation activities, recruited tribal leaders discuss joining Rambo, Rambo has a personality conflict in a tunnel and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a super murdery summer camp, Scottish softball coaches, Lake Dave propositions the neighbors, gummy bear fun, Young Rambo at summer camp and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about French Foreign Legion service, Scottish Legion sergeants meet Meg, convincing Luther to risk his life, Dave's vacation behaviors, where are they now?, Rambo joins the squad and meets Duke and Pickles and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about space exploration, the captain is tortured by Screwface and Bill Harding, Kirk sees Uhura having tummy issues, a red shirt gets no respect, Rambo defeats a black hole and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a ragtag group of western mercenaries, Magic Dave tricks guys to survive, some drag queen gunslingers, Rambo joins the gang and they all get snakebites and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about bootleggers and prohibition, Elliot's dirty talking wife, Elliot meets Crocodile Dundee and his team, Rambo tries to help Malone with women and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about 80's high school detention activities, Screwface kidnaps the detention, "Let me stop you right there, bud" fun, reenacting a scene with Scottish characters, Rambo teaches sex ed during detention, where are they now and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about revenge and double crossing, Miss Salt and Miss Cleo visit Southern Sean, Carter calls Dice and Johnny, Rambo and Screwface torture Southern Sean, looping Sean's comments and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about small towns with world class medical testing facilities, Southern Sean pranks a madman, Nancy makes a cinnamon cake, Dan Simmons Plan B hammock, Rambo's team captures Kirby and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about CIA black ops, Number Six and Armando visit Margaret, Southern Sean gets tortured, Rambo and Candy Striper Dave help Number Six escape and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about poorly executed 70's cop show remakes, Lincoln Hawk traffic stop, Rocky and Drago get stopped, Rambo and a Marine traffic stop, hand jibbers, Marion Cobretti improv and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean revisit the original Road House to check in on Dalton, Doc, Wade and the whole gang, Dalton gives Slappy his car, Hans Gruber wants some bearer bonds, Emmet talks to Dalton and Doc about things, Rambo hosts a trivia night and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the bar scene in the Keys, Dalton visits a bookstore, Laura visits Dalton's boat, Glass Key Chamber of Evil meeting, Dalton's replacement Australian bouncers and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about underwater double crosses and military coups, the Captain's speech and Marine sentries, Colonel Travis and Southern Sean mission briefing, Rambo tries to convince the enemy to help and much more.

Steve, Dave and Sean learn about revenge and Irish paramilitary groups, Liam caught cheating by OnStar's Caribbean operator Miss Abigail, Quan gets trapped by Irish Dave and his wife, Rambo tells Liam and Finnegan his plans for catching Quan and much more.