The Movie Rubric

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Welcome back! Sit down with us as we review the newest hit movie from author Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary! applause applause applause

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Welcome back! Step into the court of Vinewood with us as we review the newest "should have been a video game movie": GOAT.

Put on your favorite flavor of VR headset and dive into some time travel shenanigans with us in this episode reviewing Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die.

Strap in boyo's, we're about to descend. Settle in with us at the bottom of the blood ocean as we discuss Markipliers Indie Film: Iron Lung

Wowa-wee-wa, what a bunch of good lookin' dudes! This year for Valentines day, we sat down to debate which on screen man we have seen recently is most deserving of the title, hottest man.

Welcome back! Join us as we review a movie that may or may not have zombies in it. (Spoiler Alert, it does)

Strap yourselves in to your nearest AI assisted chair and tune in with us as we use cutting edge rubric technology to investigate whether or not Chris Pratt's newest film "Mercy" is guilty of being doodoo or not.

Whoah, why is everything wrong, a TV show? That's kinda backwards, upside down even from our normal content. What's going on!? Oh well, I guess Stranger Things Have Happened...

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Our final episode of Season 3! Join us as we review the oddly polarizing Jack Black and Paul Rudd buddy comedy thriller, Anaconda!

Welcome back Rubric Heads! Sit down with us and enjoy our 2025 year in review! Thank you for taking time out of your lives to listen to us rant, and enjoy movies alongside us! Happy new year!

Welcome back! Thank you for tuning in this Holiday Season. We hope you had a great year, and have a great Christmas. Please join us next year for another year of (checks notes) movies!

Welcome back! Sit down and join us as we review everyone favorite furry financed horror/dramedy, Five Nights At Freddy's 2!

Welcome back! Sit down with us and join us as we review Edgar Wrights newest Thriller, Running Man!

Join the Movie Rubric as we sit down to review the newest installment in the ongoing Alien/Predator shared universe, Predator Badlands!

On our third year anniversary, we are happy to present to you what we think is 64 of the worst movies ever made, put into a tournament bracket. Thank you for listening!

Join the gang as we review Coleen Hoovers newest film, Regretting You!

Welcome back to The Movie Rubric! In this weeks episode we forwent deodorant, grabbed our cutest body pillow waifu and forayed into the theater to see Chainsaw Man: Reze!

Join us as The Movie Rubric sits down to review the newest PTA movie, One Battle After Another!

The boys are back, listening to our favorite Black Eyed Peas Song, and watching The Naked Gun.

Welcome back to the Movie Rubric! In this episode we break down one of the newest mystery thrillers from Zach Creggor, Weapons.

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Welcome Back!In this week's episode we are joined by returning member Josh Glass as we sit down to review the highly anticipated Superman reboot by James Gunn!

Welcome back to The Movie Rubric! On this episode we sit down and review Dany Boyd's newest "Zombie" film, 28 Years Later.

Welcome back to the Movie Rubric! On this weeks episode we figured we would strive to make as many people mad as possible with our hot takes, and rank the best and worst of Disney's animated media! Check out our Facebook to see the completed tier list in all of its glory!

In this episode, the crew sits down to review Disney's latest attempt at getting you to remember when they were at their peak with their live action remake of Lilo and Stitch.

Welcome back! Sit down with us as we review Marvels newest film, Thunderbolts*, what many are calling one of the movies since Endgame!

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Sit on down and snort some unicorn dust with us as we review A24's newest horror/comedy, Death of a Unicorn.

Welcome back! Join us on this very special episode were the full gang reunites to pit our favorite movies against each other in the ultimate March Madness Movie Rubric Bracket!

Welcome back to the Movie Rubric! In this episode, we are taking another shot at a March Madness Bracket, but with a twist. Stay tuned for our follow up episode, which should be out next week!

Welcome back! In this episode the crew sits down to discuss and run the newest re-take on Dracula through the rubric!

We, are, back!Join us for our debut episode of Season 3 where we sit down and review one of Basketball's greatest films, The First Slam Dunk!

Welcome back! Join us for a wholesome, and with no agenda against each other at all, look back at 2024. In this one we take a look back at some of our funniest moments, discuss our favorite and least favorite films, and look at some of our hottest takes of 2024. Thank you for listening to us this year, and we hope you will join us again when we return in 2025!

Welcome back! Sit on down and join us for the last official episode of 2024 as we review A24's newest suspenseful/horror movie, Heretic.

Welcome Back! Join us this week as we review the newest film to make my wife cry, the Wild Robot.

Sit down with us for this very musical episode where we discuss one of the most contoversial films of the year, Joker 2!

After Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, we were inspired to sit down and discuss and rank our favorite "Legacy Sequels".

Join us as we run Tim Burtons newest film Beetlejuice x2 through the movie rubric!

Welcome back! On this episode of The Movie Rubric, we ventured forth to the place where few men dared to go, and saw the newest Coleen Hoover romantic Trauma Drama, It Ends With Us.

Welcome to the Movie Rubric! In this episode, we sit down to discuss and grade the newest movie in the 45 year old franchise, Alien Romulus!

This week, The Movie Rubric sits down to discuss the artistic integrity of the masterclass in dialogue, Borderlands.

Welcome back! In this newest episode we sit down and review M. Night Shyamalan's newest thriller, Trap!Want to review this episode yourself? Complete your copy of the rubric here!https://forms.gle/r2ksTUykBg9ekUECA

Sit down with us as we review and rate all Marvel films and put them head to head in a March Madness style bracket!

In this episode, the crew reviews and grades the newest Marvel blockbuster, Deadpool and Wolverine.

Welcome back! In this episode of The Movie Rubric, the gang sits down to discuss the hottest sequel to your moms favorite movie, Twisters!

We are back! After taking a break we are back and rustier than ever, but oh so excited to give our uncultured opinions on movies for your entertainment. In this episode, we sit down to put every movie we have watched with our off microphone movie night crew into a March Madness Style bracket, to see which movie will come out on top. Thank you for listening, it's good to be back.