The One Millionth Podcast

Andi goes to a fancy dinner while Chris returns to Vegas  

Andi walks out of a movie and Chris names off the countries he's been to. (It's a short list)

Chris and Andi are back!!   For how long??  Who knows???  See where they've been!!  Have your questions answered!!

Andi and Chris return after three long months and man, has a lot happened.  Was Chris being trained by the CIA? Did Andi get abducted by natives while on Safari?  The answer is no to both of those, but find out what HAS happened in this episode.

Chris goes to a charity golf event and Andi sings her version of America the Beautiful in this freedom fueled episode.

Andi comes back from Mexico unscathed and Chris has another epic week on the road.

Andi and Chris...and the echo...are back...again. Andi's been sick and Chris has been living the dream. It's a very Yin and Yang episode.

Chris and Andi discuss Oppenheimer and the difference between 'empathic' and 'empathetic'.  ...it's funnier than it sounds.

Andi & Chris are back!  Chris has been on hiatus and Andi is getting weird on Twitch!  It's a good one!

Andi wants to bang a goat man on her video game and Chris reminisces about UTIs. It's a weird one.

Andi is balls deep in the new Zelda game, Dad calls in, and Chris goes to a Tampa Bay Rays game.

Andi tells us about bouncing her chin off a roller rink floor and hears Chris laugh all the way from Florida.

Chris goes to New York City (get a rope) and Andi doesn't know what the hell she did.

Chris dials in from yet another mall town and Andi has clean teeth but you wouldn't know it cause the video didn't record!!!

Chris finds out that Bob Villa is still alive and Andi gets real descriptive about Otto's butthole.

Chris and Andi talk about...you know what...I'm not even sure at this point, but I'm sure it was funny. The echo returns for a few minutes in the beginning and then works itself out.

Andi and Chris go to Vegas and have two very different trips getting there.

Chris and Andi talk about the world champion Kansas City Chiefs and moms that are gross.

Andi gets to practice having tinnitus while Chris goes on tour with Bert Kreisher.

Chris explains why the Buffalo Bills lost and Andi sleeps through an earthquake.

Chris goes to Disneyland and Andi goes to a birthday party...for a dog.

Oak Park Mall sucks, Chris refuses to wear turtlenecks and Andi invents Chicken Pops.

Andi makes a new TikTok drink and Chris has a weird echo that we couldn't fix!  Happy holidays!!!

Chris and Andi are back - in pod form! The sibs are back in person and tell stories about the times they got the most high.

It's all in the title why are you even reading this.

Chris and Andi finally figure out how to do the podcast remotely! To view the video podcast head to our socials IG: @onemillionthpod and Twitter: @1millionthpod 

Andi drank old protein and took the SAT, Chris has a Tom Brady conspiracy theory, and a Juggalette writes in. 

Chris and Andi go on about old mix-tape infomercials from the 90’s and Chris just doesn’t understand kids today.

Chris uses terrible metaphors, it confuses Andi. Unrelated she finally learns what batting a thousand means. 

Andi and Chris have quite the trip to Kansas City and then they talk about movie sequels and stadium names. 

Chris gets a hat box and Andi is into the sleaze bags at music festivals, and they both lament on the rules of their childhood road trips.

Chris and Andi talk about Pimp My Ride and horrible LA audiences.

Andi talks about energy drinks she had in high school and Chris goes on about his favorite Mary Kay face wash.

Chris and Andi give advice on what records should start a collection. Spoiler Alert: It’s a lot of Nelly Furtado. 

Andi underestimates the power of the sun, Chris learns how canned foods work, and there are just too many farts. 

Chris goes off on Ansel Adams and Andi did a um… stuff? And it was uhhhhhhnn… stuff… words are hard.

Andi and Chris are joined by their Dad, Scott. They talk ad nauseam about Terrence Trent Darby and other people who haven’t been in the zeitgeist for decades. 

Andi gets confused about Trader Joe’s, Chris is all boned up over John Larroquette, and they reminisce about Holidomes. 

Chris and Andi go on so many rants about malls. Most of them are good. The rants… not the malls. Well, maybe the malls. Why are you still reading this just listen and find out. 

Chris and Andi learn German and they ruin the ending for No Time to Die, even though neither of them have seen it.

Andi is highly caffeinated and Chris still hates Hollywood.

Chris and Andi want to bring Kurt Loder back to MTV News.

Chris comes up with a new instagram handle for Scott Disick and Andi can’t think of the word “endorse”.

Chris and Andi are back with tales from the road (Chris) and the crypt (Andi).

Chris brings up Casey at the Bat for the first time ever and Andi is taking a wizz again in Margaritaville.

If you think Chris and Andi take a lot of lefts, you should hear about this kid in Miami. 

Chris and Andi talk mega-spiders, breastfeeding adults and horse-sized ducks.

Forgive the amount of phlegm but let’s be real, we’re lucky there’s an episode this week. And don’t miss Chris and Andi at this year’s Potty-Con in Sheboygan, WI where they’ll be signing headshots of David Copperfield. 

Andi educates Chris on lip fillers, and Chris got slighted by a cab driver in Buffalo. 

Chris reminisces about the last time he ate a fruit 10 years ago and Andi has a group chat that is popping off on the daily