The Pirate's Guide to Boating

In this fun-filled and informative episode, we discuss:George's Shitty ArticlesOccoquan River Boat Show RecapBootie Rae Wanders the EarthRooftops and CowsTrumptilla RumblingsDiabetes and Peg LegsIce Cream Truck Music (No idea why...)Island Party and River GypsiesBeena's New FriendMarital BlissAdventures in Rafting Up After DarkGeorge's Italian Sports CarBass-Holes and the No-Wake ZoneSteve Doesn't F*ck Your WifeBeena's New Sex LineVisit Us!https://piratesguidetoboating.com/https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide

In this action-packed and informative stream of consciousness meandering episode, we cover:Introducing Frauline AnabusWhere is Bootie Rae?BVI Stories (and how to get people to give you free booze)Fresh food and gyro night!July 4th horrors and carnageSafety tips and life hacks from Capt JusticeOccoquan Boat ShowDocking a twin engine boat on a single engineRiver gypsies!Holiday Island PartryBret Michaels at DocksideAlmost nothing about Frankie-B's bowel issuesDock-shock at Smith Mountain LakeWhere to swim on the Potomac (and flesh eating bacterias)Shark attacks everywhere, and Capt Justice's ocean paranoiaVisit Us!https://piratesguidetoboating.com/https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide

Our late St. Patrick’s Day episode, on the back of Frankie-B’s boat.  A rather drunk Capt Spike drops in for a word or two, and imparts his raft-up wisdom.  Lucky us…In this action-packed episode:Bootie-Rae’s very strange porn interestsFrankie-B’s gastric issues, that Capt Justice definitely doesn’t haveFatty’s Tap-OutGeorge absolutely hates monkeysCapt Spike drops inBlessing of the Fleet and Tim’s latenessRaft-up RulesApocalyptic waters and huge wood!Capt Justice vs Auto Pilot (possibly the most entertaining story!)Visit Us!https://piratesguidetoboating.com/https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide

Our second attempt at doing this sorta right, and of course we setup on a loud metal table!  You can enjoy its sound throughout the podcast!  Bonus!  This is the first appearance of Captain Justice, the terror of the river.  In this episode, Josh Hill provides us his infinite wisdom!  Also, we are pretty sure Frankie-B was on some kind of downers....Captains licensesPods vs shaftsFrankie-B's dfinking FailureExplosive heliumWhat does the fox say?Exciting things comingDUI and BUI - advice from drunks...DC Boat ShowTerrible boating adviceCrazy stories from JoshUnfounded Tim's rumorsOnce again we recorded way too much, but its free, so there's that!Visit Us!https://piratesguidetoboating.com/https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide

This is our very first test podcast and it’s more than a little raw as we were playing with the gear and figuring out how it all works.  It starts out a bit slow but quickly picks up pace.  On deck are Shifty Pete, Frankie-B, and Booty Rae.  Some of the many topics included in this test podcast are:Philadelphia rodentsSpring is comingUpcoming eventsBrad's cocaine strippersFrankie-B swears off hard liquorPlanned boat upgrades and fixesOff-season vacation spotsNothing wrong with sailingEwok lipsOur love of Coles Point TavernThe bar situation along the riverDahlgren shooting range violationsWhat pisses us offWe wanted to do like about a half-hour, but ended up with an hour of meandering content.  Lessons learned and we promise the next one will be better!  Stay tuned for first official episode 001!Visit Us!https://piratesguidetoboating.com/https://www.facebook.com/thepiratesguide