The Psych Ward

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The Psych Ward

Welcome to The Psych Ward. The Primordial Soup was a delusion you've been living. Join us for our sessions where we talk about anything. Hopefully you heal in your time here...most likely not.

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    Session 1: TPS?

    Welcome to the 1st episode of The Psych Ward Podcast, a rebranding of TPS! 

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    TPS: S3: EP.5: REGULAR HUMAN CONVERSATION (BY REGULAR HUMANS)

    (Originally recorded Monday, Jan 31, 2022) The dynamic duo is back, and honestly I forgt what I said in this episode. Why are we talking about things we talked about already? How am I still friends with Yumes? WHY ARE DREAMS SO GODDAMN WEIRD!? FIND OUT IN THIS EXCITING INSTALLMENT OF TPS! P.S: I know the podcast has been taking big long breaks in between episodes, so, after a trip I'll be taking for 3 weeks, I'll come back, and try to make this a monthly podcast!

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    TPS: S3: EP.4: YUMI'S CLONE SAGA (LIKE IN SPIDER-MAN)

    Oh crap, who's this? With a new special guest in the fray, Ghost Girl, I try to prove a point that she and Yumi sound similar. Are they secretly clones? Why does Ghost Girl keep disappearing? WHY SHOULDN'T I SHAVE MY HEAD AGAIN? FIND OUT IN THIS NEW EXCITING EPISODE!

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    TPS: S3: EP.3: HOO-BOY, YOU'RE IN FOR SOMETHING...

    And here we are! In classic duo format, me and my co-host Yumi talk about Legos and things, to...oh god, you'd just have to listen to know.

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    TPS: S3: EP.2: OCCUPIED!

    (Originally recorded October 31, 2021) I try to do a fun little solo episode, but Yumi comes in, and goddamn it if I can't accept her. So heres a classic duo episode!

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    TPS: THE NON-CANON EPISODES: EP.3: HOW DO YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY EPISODE WITHOUT THE BIRTHDAY BOY!?

    (Originally recorded October 28th, 2021) Happy birthday to me! Oh wait, I'm busy preparing for Homecoming and a class potluck. Well, listen to this episode of utter chaos as my co-host Yumes has to take over for an episode as the real host, and has to suffer the utter chaos of the people that join.

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    TPS: DARK AGE: EP.5: 2 TIME LOST RECORDING

    Short cuz we were tired of repeating ourselves when the bot died

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    TPS: S3: EP.1: THE "WE ALMOST GOT CANCELLED" EPISODE

    WE'RE BACK!...but a little differently. With a falling-out between me and Greener happening, he will no longer be a part of our podcast. On the other hand, we have a whole lotta people joining us! And since Yumi was next-in-command, she's the new co-host! Enjoy our odd ramblings. Why is Greener gone? Why does Yumi wanna kidnap a baby? WHERE DOES AMIGO GET HIS JOKES? FIND OUT ON THE BIG RETURN EPISODE OF THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP PODCAST!

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    TPS: S2: EP.10: THE 4TH OF JULY SPECIAL!

    4TH OF JULIE BAYBEEEEEE! GOODBYE 2007, HELLO 2008! Me and GB argue about TG, design choices, etc. (WARNING: MUSIC IN THE BEGINNING IS TOO LOUD. SORRY.)

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    TPS: S2: EP.9: NOTHING HAPPENED

    Just like in Tiananmen Square, nothing happened. Greener might say something, but he's being a jokester.

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    TPS: S2: EP.8: YUMI'S RAMBLINGS ON LIFE AMONG OTHER THINGS

    Uh oh, it's Yumi's solo episode! As me and GB already did ours, we told our newest common member to do hers. In her own words, "I’m basically just talking about stickers and school life and my opinion about some subjects."

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    TPS: S2: EP. 7: THE THROWAWAY EPISODE.

    Mostly an episode used to test a new mic given to me by GB.

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    TPS: S2: EP.6: WOOOO, WE DIDNT LOSE IT THIS TIME!

    We did it! We managed to save a large recording! So basically, Me, Greenbean, and special guest Yumi and Hydra talk art stuff, the future of The Guy, and other things.

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    TPS: THE NON-CANON EPISODES: EP. 2: GETTING YELLED AT BY CHEF GB

    GB cooks some pasta while yelling about squirrels. He requested this to be a non canon episode.

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    TPS: S2: EP.5: (ANOTHER LOST EPISODE) GODAMMIT

    Well, another full recording gone. Thanks pawa for not having a recording threshold alert. So, we tell you what we did talk about, then The Guy talk.

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    TPS: S2: EP.4: HUH?

    Tried making a Dark Age, it was too happy. Too [REDACTED] to be a regular episode, sooo.....

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    TPS GAMING: EP.1: Listen to us yell

    Well, the real episode was corrupted so...

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    TPS: S2: EP.3: FADE-OUT

    The more, the merrier! With special guests Linkowild, Yumi, and Dinner Tray, we talk about what inserting yourself into your own works says about you, how me and Yumi's drawings have evolved (GB gets in on it too), and we just talk about The Guy script for most of the rest.

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    TPS: S2: EP.1: NEW SEASON, NEW ME

    SEASON 2 BAYBEEEE! New season, new everything. New logo, new names, etc! We go from GreenBean's B-Day Bash recap to stuff that should be in Dark Age. Why is this description so short? WHY IS ENRIQUE CALLED "NOT CATBOY"? Find out in the start of THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP: SEASON 2!!!

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    TPS: EP.6: THIS IS (NOT) HUNGY GAMES S2 (SORRY)

    Sorry, no Hungy Games for all 3 of our listeners. In this one we go from Lantern Corps, to horoscopes, and end it abruptly cuz the recording bot was reaching it's threshold. (haha scott injun refence)

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    THE HUNGY GAMES (BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP!) SEASON:

    Welcome one, welcome all, to the kinda first season of TPS's Hungy Games! I tell you the story, and GB tells you who dies. Who lives!? Who dies!? Who snuggles together!? Find out on the first season of the Hungy Games!

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    TPS: EP.5: THE (PRE) NEW YEAR EPISODE

    We sing in this one. Prep your ears. And we go on about CD Players for an absurd amount of time.

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    TPS: EP.4: THE PRIMORDIAL CHRIST(DARWIN)MAS SPECIAL

    HO HO HO! Merry Darwinmas! We're back to regular TPS for CHRISTMAS! AAH! ME and GreenBeen talk Christmas, and then, for this special occasion, we do a reading of my The Guy script! Merry Christmas!

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    TPS: DARK AGE: EP.3: SOLO WITH THE BIG GB

    Greenbean vents about his woes with middle school, and that little shit 7th grader

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    TPS: DARK AGE: EP.4: TWOFERCEL

    Dark age worh gb where i get sad

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    TPS: DARK AGE: EP. 2: TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME

    Same as ep one but me and green bean vent together

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    TPS:DARK AGE EP.1: SADNESS MANIFESTED.

    In a new series, I vent about anything, as i am sleep deprived

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    TPS EP.3: THERE IS (NOT) A LOT OF EAR ASSAULT IN THIS EPISODE

    We're back! And we have stories to tell! Me and GreenBean talk about what we write. Would a Ben 10/Destiny 2 crossover work? Does Minecraft need bigger oceans? WHY WON'T GREENBEAN SHUT UP ABOUT MINECRAFT? Find out now. *i yell into the mic a lot*

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    TPS: THE NON-CANON EPISODES EP. 1: OLD WORLD

    The first episode done in the absence of Green Bean. Me and 1upboy talk about when we went to the same school. Nostalgia...

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    TPS EP.2: VIDEO GAMES WITH(OUT) A SIDE OF MUNCHIES

    Me and Green Bean talk about what the podcast will do in his absence. We also talk about how Titanfall 3 might happen, possible crossovers, and then we babble on about food. Will TTF3 happen? Which pizza is the best? WHY IS GREEN BEAN DRINKING PASTA WATER?!? Find out in today's episode.

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    THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP EP. 1: THE PAST CAN('T) BE CHANGED

    The real first episode. Me and my pal Grean Bean talk about our pasts as dumb children. We get sidetracked. A lot. Find out why me, Goldy100screwit wants to change the past. How did I get this name? Why do I want the past changed? WHY DOES GREAN BEAN TAKES UP SO MUCH TIME? FIND OUT TODAY ON TPSZ!

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    THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP EP. 0.5: BIRTH OF A DISASTER

    The beta for the first episode. We messed up here.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to The Psych Ward. The Primordial Soup was a delusion you've been living. Join us for our sessions where we talk about anything. Hopefully you heal in your time here...most likely not.

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