The Quitegeist Podcast

It's the Quitegeist Christmas Special, only 1 week late! Have some news and weird Christmas trivia shoved clumsily into your ear, and play along with the bad Syfy movie quiz.

Des and Martin return to present the only news show with a concussion.

Martin & Des don't want to talk about the news this week because its all been grim so instead they list their Top 5 Fictional Cats, propose a series finale for Tom & Jerry, debate the minimum amount of money it would take for them to lick a pigeon, and talk about new films, wrestling and football fans.

Who is the Quiz King this week? Which lucky listener has won a robot? How much unnecessary swearing and toilet humour is it possible to fit into one podcast that's supposedly about the news? Find out the answer to these questions and more in the Quitegeist Podcast 20th Episode Extravaganza.

Des & Martin do battle in the ultimate news quiz, in between discussing the Rocky films, football ("90 minutes and not one point scored? That's a broken sport"), Superman vs Batman, brews vs booze, Kickass 2 and geese. "The Quitegeist Podcast: Almost news."

Des vs Martin in a news quiz to the death.

Martin & Des return to do some news at you, list their top 5 superhero films and answer the urgent question on everybody's lips: "If you had to choose between having no elbows or no knees, which would you choose?" The Quitegeist Podcast: Chat and that.

The Quitegeist Competition begins NOW. Listen to this week's podcast for details of how to be in with a chance (or multiple chances) of winning. Also on this week's podcast Des & Martin discuss the latest news and argue about the best pizza toppings. The Quitegeist Podcast: The news with a concussion.

Martin Smith and Desmond Hadley on savoury food, North Korea, horsemeat, dead birds, homophobic Tories, Miliband vs Miliband, the BBC, the PS4, and a lot of retro game talk. Also featuring Sonia Blackledge and more swearing than an entire season of South Park.

Martin and Desmond on the current lack of a Pope, Boris Johnson, UKIP, the benefits of child labour, more video game talk, Arnold Schwarzenegger and our top 5 action films.

Martin and Desmond on the imminent nuclear apocalypse and the best biscuits.

Des & Martin return to their secret news lair below the surface of the Earth to report on lab produced meat, the death of privacy, Game of Thrones, life changing Krispy Kreme tips, North Korea vs Denmark, the guy out of Lostprophets, why golf isn't a sport and the ultimate breakfast items. The Quitegeist Podcast: A tourist guide for extra terrestrial life.

Des & Martin on Xbox One, Quickquid, the EDL, and what will happen to the working classes when the robots inevitably take over. "The Quitegeist Podcast: Like the news but with a concussion."

Martin & Des have a cosy chat over booze and Chocolate Hobnobs about things. What are the Top 5 Things?

Des & Martin on Nigel Farage's huge semi circle mouth that takes up half of his ridiculous face, Eddie Izzard running for Mayor of London, films that you probably didn't know were being remade, gross food additives, recent scientific advances and their impact on the potential for human cloning, and crisps. The Quitegeist Podcast- the only source of news left in this post apocalyptic hellscape.

Hark! Des & Martin return from a week in self imposed exile to capture the quitegeist of the nation and to swear incredulously in broad Bolton accents. This week: the secret of eternal youth, 3D printer guns, The Apprentice, pedogeddon, crisps, carbon dioxide, Prince Charles, UKIP, Alex Ferguson, and loads more. "Without Quitegeist I would literally die" - An actual person.

Martin and Des on the latest news, pointless technology, the definitive list of the best biscuits and our Top 5 childhood toys. All this plus the grand opening of a Kinder Surprise.

Martin and Des on George Osborne’s weird face, the budget, the evolutionary impact of the iPhone, and the Top 5 kids’ cartoons. The Quitegeist Podcast: For people who like their news with a broad regional accent and a lot of unnecessary swearing.

Martin, Des and Nelly answer the question “How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?”, as well as providing all the latest news and betting on which celebrities will die in the next 12 months. All done in the best possible taste.

Martin and Des go on about the news, films and indie games for a bit, then get excited about Wrestlemania.

Martin & Des on the Boston conspiracies, jelly beans, the NHS, Justin Bieber's European shenanigans, the Michael Jackson imposter, friendly bike thieves, Suarez, and much more in a bumper edition 10th episode celebration. Tune in and join the utopian hive mind that is Club Quitegeist.

Two severely hungover Boltonians discuss the news, films, TV and the Top 5 hangover cures.

Two hungry Boltonians debate Thatcher’s legacy to the music from Sonic The Hedgehog 2. Plus- Margaret Thatcher Top Trumps, North Korea and Soylent Green updates, suspended coffee, and join Club Quitegeist to find out what’s inside the mystery package. “Just one weekly dose of the Quitegeist Podcast and my body no longer requires nutrition”- Somebody