The Riff

In this episode of The Riff, Trevor and Dusty officially unveil their brand-new theme song (with a little suspiciously helpful assistance), then dive into the stylish world of Warby Parker and the timeless public nuisance known as manspreading. It’s part rebrand, part social commentary, and part two guys talking way too confidently about things they barely understand.

The guys fully embrace the November mood—gray skies, big meals, and joints that sound like bubble wrap. From their hot takes on Thanksgiving sides to a deep dive into a vat of Cool Whip, this episode captures everything great (and mildly depressing) about fall.

This week, the guys imagine a world where pets leave public reviews, admit that their eyesight and driving abilities peaked in 2007, and debate whether grounding blankets are a wellness breakthrough or a warm placebo. Spoiler: No clarity is reached.It's a 5-star mess from start to finish. Enjoy!

It’s soup season and the candles are burning—mostly because Trevor forgot to blow them out. In this episode, the guys dive into the powerful smells of Yankee Candles, the comfort or dislike of soup, and the paranoia of Life360. Because in 2025, even our soup comes with notifications.

In this episode, Trevor and Dusty venture into the great outdoors—where the air is fresh, the mistakes are minty, and personal hygiene gets weird. From accidentally brushing teeth with jock itch cream to discussing the glamorous world of colonoscopies, they prove that nature isn’t the only thing that gets wild when you leave civilization.

In this episode, Dusty and Trevor attempt to market cyber trucks and riffle on Lake Karens. From futuristic refrigerators on wheels to people who think they own the shoreline, nothing is safe from their riffs. Grab your life jacket and your sense of humor—it’s about to get bumpy.

Trevor and Dusty take to the skies—well, metaphorically—to riff on everything about flying. From sitting on the runway with no AC to the chaos of boarding and deplaning, they explore the highs, lows, and turbulence of air travel. Buckle up, stow your tray table, and prepare for a smooth landing of laughter.

In this episode, Dusty and Trevor talk about letting go of the need to be cool, middle-aged breathing struggles, and why Breathe Right nasal strips might just be the peak of self-acceptance. It’s not stylish, but it’s honest—and honestly, that’s the vibe.

For the AG1 fans and Lord of the Riff nerds, Dusty and Trevor try to get Athletic Greens to sponsor them and talk about how minor inconveniences can cause major drama.

In this episode, Dusty and Trevor talk about everything from duct-taped furniture to overpriced joggers. They explore what’s worth fixing, what’s worth replacing, and why Lululemon might be the emotional support clothing of middle age.

It’s hot, we’re sweating, and we have thoughts. In this episode, we riff on whatever’s cooking—besides the sidewalk. Summer’s here, and so are the opinions nobody asked for.

In this episode of The Riff, Trevor and Dusty dive into the underrated world of minor superpowers—like always knowing where the tape is and sensing when a kid’s about to ask for a snack. They talk Ryobi tools with genuine affection, reflect on Father’s Day (keep the mug, just let us nap), and wrestle with the daily betrayal of their aging bodies. It’s part gratitude, part grumbling, and fully midlife.

In this episode of The Riff, Trevor and Dusty tackle the myth of the alpha male, confess their love for Hokas and pill organizers, and shout out the unsung heroes of everyday life—genuinely helpful people. It’s part comedy, part coping mechanism, and not sponsored in any way by loud and incredible orthopedic footwear.

ChatGPT gets a nickname and Trevor gets to relive some trauma.

In our debut episode of The Riff, we dive headfirst into topics no one asked for and reveal just how little we know about the atmosphere (spoiler: it’s a lot). From space conspiracies to questionable science takes, this episode sets the tone for a podcast built on bold opinions, shaky facts, and unearned confidence. Buckle up—it’s the launch no one needed but we recorded anyway.