The Rooney and Paul Show

This Episode we break down Boston and Pauls recent exploration of this historic town. It's a hoot give it a listen

Tonight we discuss another McPants adventure to the Renaissance Fair. It's a very special labor day episode and the topics are a plenty. Georgia is our state of the week. Learn all the wonderful things about Georgia. We also briefly touch on the gender neutral pronouns phase that is taking over the college campuses. Listen enjoy and tell your friends.

Tonight we discuss the death of Wes Craven and some hi-lites of his work but that leads us down the rabbit hole of why we both like and dislike watching horror movies. We discuss childhood experiences that may have contributed to some reasons why we are afraid of the dark. The idea of the Rapture comes up because I watched the awesome movie Wyrmwood their take on the zombie genre and what a great job they did with the story and of course the discussion turns to the fight between athiests and catholics. We end on a high note with the Doobie Bros telling us that Jesus is all right with me. Listen, enjoy and tell your friends... then prepared to be unfriended...

Tonight we are joined by the lovely and talented Michele McTienrney @MicheleMMusic and discuss her journey into music and the world of dating. tou can support Michele's music by donating to her go fund me page https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1873910772/michele-mctierney-debut-music-album-a-work-in-prog listen enjoy and tell your friends that for $1000 they can get a date with Michele. See you next Monday night 9pm Est

We welcome Ed back from vacation and discuss his new affection for Segways. This Segways into how segways fit into history. Then we go back in time and discuss what movies hold up form the 80's and which do not. Of course we end up discussing what happened while 1 of us were in Ft Lauderdale on spring break and last night sex syndrome. Listen up, enjoy and tell your friends.

Ed Sets sail and leaves the podcast world behind for sunsets and freshies. While he is away the lunatics run the asylum and take the show completely off the rails. We of course run through every scenario of how we would totally play out weekend at Rooney's with Ed's lifeless body. We then turn into a documentary show about documentaries. McPants calls in to discuss the Jodorowsky's Dune, Butera discuss the Kevin Smith superman doc. Bringing up the London Marathon girl that bled all over the road as she ran which brings us to come up with great excuses to get you out of work. To top things off we try to figure out which of Nicholas Cages movie was his best. Make sure you listen all the way through and listening with a friend is always recommended.

Tonight's episode we jump on the lion killing bandwagon and discuss how we can fix this world 1 problem at a time. Hitchbot becomes fodder for discussion and Politics are addressed and we imagine how Trump should influence his voters. The lovey @sarahmcpants calls in and we find out how aggressive they really are. We end with a tribute to Cecil the Lion. Listen and enjoy and tell your friends or don't but really do.

Tonight it's just Paul and Butera at the helm because Ed decided to hang out at chuck E cheeses so we handle the topics Ed is always afraid to. We discuss Bruce Jenner, some movies and Kentucky. We meet a new friend @warmpapayajuice on twitter. McPants calls in and Ed finally decides to join in. Give it a listen and tell your friends.

After a week off we get back to the basics and talk mostly about vacation. We start with the Poconos and hit all the resort towns on the east coast. We reminisce about the famed Action Park and all the great rides they tried to kill us with. We end up creating an incredible image of what life in Kansas must be like and we learn how Hitmen introduce themselves. Listen and tell your friends.

This week we start off with the goal to solve the illegal immigration problem which gets us to the Washington Post article about Amy Schumer which I was alerted to by 1 of my favorite TV personalities Mr. Michael Ian Black. We discuss may of Michael's many projects including his Book "you're not doing it right" and his very funny podcast "Mike and Tom eat Snacks" available on soundcloud. Our next topic is my adventure to the Discovery Times Square for the Hunger Games Exhibition opening party. We come to the conclusion that earth was just a movie set location for the ancient aliens, which of course means that they killed off the dinosaurs. Skipping past a few other topics, the very lovely @sarahmcpants calls in for another #Mcpantsadventure and tells us her first experience with "the Pot". Enjoy and don't forget to tell your friends and as always Kill Hitler!

Tonight is not our proudest moment. Ed is adamant about rewriting the Dr Suess story Green eggs and ham. Before we get to that we discuss current topics like how long it took the white house to put up the rainbow lights. Greg calls in from the road and Gilbert Gottfried and Katy Perry both drop in. Ed finally gets to his dream job or narrating dirty Dr Suess. Enjoy, for Eds sake.

Tonight we discuss the current situation in South Carolina regarding the status of the flag. Then things go into many directions... too many util we land on a caller discussing the art of "high Jacking" (hand jobs on a plane). It's a great listen. Tell your friends.

On tonight's episode we discuss the latest in race identity crisis's and then we head down the theology and the "possibility" that Jesus might have been an alien along with Mohammad, Vishnu and whomever else was idolized at the time. It turns into the life of comedians and just takes off from there. Listen and enjoy, then tell your friends to listen and enjoy.

Tonight we discuss how much money we lost on the Belmont Stakes which gets us discussing fluffer horses and of course we follow that rabbit hole to dolphin rapes into mermaids and into movie sequals. Give it a listen for the full effect.

Tonight we digest the recent events surrounding the media buzz around Caitlyn Jenner. The trip down the rabbit hole takesus through too many topics to list. Apparently our ADD meds weren't working so sit back and enjoy.

This episode is all about the re-make of poltergeist and how terrible it is that they practically did a word for word re-make. We then take a turn for the worse when we discuss Fifty Shades of Grey. Oh I forgot Spoiler Alert! Enjoy

This episode starts off great until we realize that Ed is nowhere to be found. The show starts with a big Congratulations to 2 our our internet friends @jerkstoresean and his lovely new wife @Toksolagundoye John recently introduced Ed and I to the Yacht Rock series and we just fawn all over it like a bunch of school kids. This leads us down the rabbit hole and eventually gets us right to streaming internet porn. Make sure you listen the whole way through and take it to the streets!

Tonight after we start the show twice we talk about the Kurt Cobain documentary Montage of Heck. We go deep into the world of Kurt and his tortured soul and along the way we discuss Courtney Loves tits and how she loves to show them off. We travel down the rabbit hole of sex drugs and rock and roll which leads us to quote movies and some special guests GButera and Sarah McPants skype in to discuss american accents. Its probably 1 of our best shows. You be the judge.

Tonight show starts off with A solo act by Paul because Ed doesn't realize his skype is not working. After Ed worked out his problems we discussed the debacle that is now Scott Weiland and his parody of himself that must be his new show persona. That leads us into hearthob sensation John Travolta and his hit sond "Let Her In" which unbeknowst to us was a song about leading girls into the cave of Xenu to become his love slave. Before we knew it, our special guest @Dirtylola caled into the show and discussed some of her BDSM experiences and her current Poly lifestyle. Lola can be seen this Thurs May 7th 7PM at Ottos Shrunken Head down in the Village for Sex Ed a GoGo buy tickets at https://www.universe.com/events/sex-ed-a-go-go-at-ottos-shrunken-head-tickets-new-york-TXF3V Once again it was a great show. Give it a listen because #EveryPenisHasAPurpose

Tonight we welcome special guest Pete Dominick to the show. Pete is host of Stand up with Pete on channel 121 Sirius Satellite Radio and is also a correspondent on CNN as well. Pete discusses his career with us and shares some stories about getting where he is today. When you're not listening to our show make sure you tune in to Pete or check out his website for his latest appearance information http://standupwithpetedominick.com/ Thanks for listening

Tonight is a special episode where we discuss too many topics to tell. We have an interesting call with Danielle where we lend our professional opinions on her budding career. We have a mystery caller discuss his sports experience. Listen, listen, listen is all I can say

Tonights show is a blast! We delve into some politics with announcement of Hillary running for president. Arnold Schwarzeneggers cousin Marvin calls in. He shares his stories tailing Arnold through his movie career and he gets a little personal. our good friend JamesJ calls in to discuss some political strategies and we discuss Pauls recent High School reunion/get together. And some other topics at the end takes us out.

Tonight is a very special episode. The shows that inspired us have dealt us serious blows. This past week we can neither confirm nor deny that the Ron and Fez are breaking up and the internet exploding over Opie and Anthony tweets. Intern Howard @howardfrank and host of Worldheavyweightpodcast.podbean.com joins the show and provides some insight in the world of Sirius Satellite and his wrestling show. Lastly the beautiful Kristi Forbes calls in as well as the elusive Frank Pann.

Tonight we have a special guest call in, the very talented Neil Diamond calls in and gives us some insight on how the mind of a genius works. Before Neil calls in we discuss Smylees BBQ. Order some at www.smylees.com the pulled pork is amazing. After Neil we discuss the phenomenon that is Scientology and the recent HBO special "Going Clear". We recommend you watch it and for $10,000 we will provide you with a private theta clearing. Let us know how you liked the show. rooneyandpaul on twitter

Tonight we talk briefly about politics with our chief Political correspondent JamesJfromLI. Our special guest tonight is Rock Mastrangelo, Arborist to the rich and famous and big time comic-con attendee. We discuss Rocks twitter feed where he posts his photos of comic-con exploits, we talk about how to choke out a tree and how insects poop on you while they eat your tree. Its an action packed show. Give it a listen

This episode we talk Irish with some terrible Irish accents, and Harley Quincy and then the lovely Kristi Forbes finally calls in and we fawn all over her of course cause she is hot. Give it a listen cause it was a lot of fun! Truth be told we go into overtime.

Due to Technical difficulties the show started 20 minutes late. We are Joined by our good friends Tex Punchem and JamesjfromLI where the conversation just goes completely off the rails. And just before we rap up Sarah McPants Joins us or the closing of the show.

This Morning we turned on the Mics and chatted with our friend @jamesjfromli and discussed home theater systems of the rich and famous, Politics, and the high cost of home improvements. James gives us his assurance he won't yell at us as much as he used to. You can hear James along with his Brother in law on his podcast thisisnevergonnaworkshow.podomatic.com and James coffee and anger show at soundcloud.com/jamesjfromli Give it a listen

This week we discuss what a creep I remind myself I was when I originally joined Twitter as I look at some peoples TL. In particular we look at @galaxyyglue and the questions she gets asked. We then go off on tangents and discuss several topics such as how we plan on getting to Cincinnati in June for the Oozeypoofest car show. Listen and Enjoy becuase we do this all for you!

This is our very first Saturday show and we sit down with the creator of Smylees BBQ and learn his secret of the Q. for more information about Sean and his food visit www.smylees.com

Ed and I talk about the missions of the missions and recap the 2015 oscars, We also talk about other nonsense including travel and a bbq in Cincinnati in June.

This week Ed and I take on many Subjects. We highlight the Patrice Benefit and discuss what we thought were the best moments of the show. This week SNL celebrated their 40th year and we are not afraid to voice our opinions about my dislike of the show. Our very attractive friend Toks Olagundoye stars in an Amazon Prime original series Salem Rogers: Model of the year 1998 and we urge you all to watch it and give it a great review so they pick up the series And lastly Ed puts me to task with making me come up with lists of my favorite tv shows and movies. Listen, you might learn something.

Well we finally decided on a new name for the show... hopefully it wont become a running theme... we hash out some difficulties of going live and talk about comedy and comedians in preperation for the Patrice O'Neal benefit we are about to go to. If you stay till the end I added a very funny story about Patrice told by Kevin Hart while on the O&A show. Danielle calls in and describes her pajamas and her ritual for going to bed... It's got something for everyone.

The Beautiful Linzbella joins us to talk about her modeling gigs, tattoos, and some O&A gossip. And like fanboys Ed and I hang on every word she says. You can follow Linz on twitter @LinzBella and Show her your support by buying her posters at markmakerproductions.com We had a lot of fun and we hope she joins us in future episodes.

Ed and I talk about our reuniting on this new format... How we are starting all over again and clawing our way to the top.

I took a trip to the farm with my Twitter friend @edrooney_ and this is our experience. A few weeks ago we purchased a grass fed bull and today is the day it was brought to the butcher. As we waited for the Butcher to process the meat we talked to our new best friend Scar Joe. He told us about his life in St Croix and his experience with animals. Ed's son finds a cotton mouth sanke so we talk to him about how cool that was and how I eat spaghetti. It was a great time and a great experience. I think Ed will agree. If you are looking for grass fed beef call Bruce at D'Agata Farm www.dagatas.com and maybe you'll even get to me Joe