The Roundtable of Gentlemen

On today's Round Table, the gang discusses a teenager trapped in a bell tower, a donut eating contest resulting in an arrest, and mortuary switch 'em ups. In the chuckle hut - Henry Zebrowski!

The gang is back and they talk turkey consent, "The Pest", banning the banjo and how to tell if a cat likes you.  Please consider signing Jackie's petition  to raise "Nothing But Trouble"'s Rotten Tomatoes score: https://goo.gl/AwwpZx

The gang is joined by Travis Irvine to learn about a pig who disrupted a plane, Bart the Bear's extensive IMDB credits, and to debate the best kinds of jerked meats.

Myka Sherman joins the gang to talk favorite must-see-tv block shows, likely temperatures of nacho cheese, and more!

The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo to receive a killer clown update, learn about the discovery of Santa's bones, and talk about Holden's "other friend group".

The gang is joined by Mookie Thompson and Molly Knefel to learn about a 30 year old murderous clown, a rescued piggy, and to tell tales of swingers parties gone wrong.

The gang learns about an under-qualified sign language interpreter, debate the phrasing of multiple bigfoots, and decide which monsters would be the best three-way partners.

The gang hears a tale of a botched nose job leaving a guy with a permanent boner, the creation of vomit proof shoes, and relive experiences when they wish they'd been wearing vomit proof clothing.

The gang learns about a gang of nurses who got a little too raunchy, a forgetful drunk who accidentally reported his car stolen, and Florida hurricane safety.

The gang talks about the perils of committing crimes around a talking bird, reminisce about favorite mushroom-centric foods, and decide which buildings need boobs.

The gang is joined by Byron Baldrini to tell their best pee stories, learn about the unauthorized fondling of a man’s trombone, and decide what they’d name their elephants.

The gang is joined by comedian John Moreno to discuss the Marmaduke movie, learn about a seagull who was hungry for gonads, and a couple at the Wisconsin state fair who got a little too frisky.

The gang reminisces about worst experiences with public toilets, learns about the best postnuptial trust exercise ever, and talks donkey antics.

The gang learns about the arrest of the scariest clown you'll ever meet, the World Dog Surfing Championships, and why you shouldn't light bugs on fire.

The gang learns about a new Daddy Dating sim game that features a character that looks remarkably like Henry, tries to fix the Canada Goose overpopulation problem, and attempts to solve the mystery surrounding the arrival of lots of frozen meats.

The Table talks about Joey Chestnut's big win in Coney Island, Marcus' experience at the rodeo last week including the lack of pigs, and Jumanji.

The gang learns about super aggressive Alaskan black bears' snacking preferences, hears a bunch of llama drama, and discusses potential repercussions for stealing a toe.

The gang learns about a couple who met and joined the public mile high club on the same flight, gripe about Feetmageddon 2017, and try to save Jackie from a wedding expo.

The gang is joined by Travis Irvine to learn about cats going on adventures, Vanilla Ice going Amish, and to make up their own Phantom of the Opera songs.

The gang talks about violent subway entertainers, discusses which freaks they would add to the Coney Island Freak Show, and learns about Eddie's more handsome and successful younger brother.

The gang learns about a woodchuck who caused a car fire, a murderous Freddy Kruger clown, discusses best and worst memes, and gives us an insider look into Jackie's life.

Marcus, Holden and Jackie are once again left to their own devices give us an update on the infamous Akron Pooper, discuss bribing cops with fast food, and to describe the evolution of Henry Zebrowski's fashion trends.

The gang learns about a neighborhood's mystery cat shaver, dream about going on the Kid Rock cruise, and participate in four different Holden McNeely segments.

The gang is joined by Travis Irvine, Doug Austin, and Christina the Psychology Expert to weigh the pros and cons of getting drunk with your pet in a theme park, learn about a man who reacted badly to learning about the death of his rabbit, and to have their psychological shortcomings dissected.

The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski in their first ever news story-less episode, in which they provide commentary to an ongoing Jumbo Shrimp game, discuss their own fantasy sports teams, and fight about the best and worst ways to eat shrimp.

The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo and the future Mrs. Lexi McNeely learns about a woman who pistol whipped her babysitter, a fundraising event that involves paying to be crucified, and dishes about what their stripper personas would be.

The gang reviews Beauty and the Beast, learns about an elderly couple who went on an accidental vacation, and hears an in-depth explanation of Eddie's monkey movie list.

The gang is joined by Andrew Short and Danny Tamberelli to learn about a chihuahua who was nearly rescued by drones, a cat who liked peanut butter a little too much, and to present the Round Table-r of the Year award!

The gang listens to Holden's ultra-romantic engagement story and tales of his freestyle walking days, and learns about a teacher to drank too much boxed wine during class.

The gang talks shady mailmen, questionable relationships with canine pals, a werewolf who stabbed a mailman to death, and of course, Holden's upcoming nuptials.

The gang learns about an extremely unconventional masseuse and a cold, hungry snake, relives the times they've had their cars towed at Holden's house, and decide on awesome adult coloring book ideas.

The gang hears the story of a woman who offered sex to a cop in exchange for taco bell, how a plucky bull escaped from a slaughterhouse, and is schooled by Holden on presidential history.

The gang is joined by Chris Laker to discuss the logistics of mailing yourself meth, learn about a disturbing experiment that proves kittens need oxygen to live, and hear about a guy who accidentally sent texts meant for a hit man to his boss. Plus an extra special old man rant from Eddie Larson!

The gang talks animal related valentines day news, including some octopi gettin' it on, an orangutan who gets to pick out her dates on Orangu-tinder, and a gangster pig who went missing.

The gang learns about a hamster who teaches kids a hard lesson, talks about favorite boy bands and cheesy snacks, and decides which day they'd like to re-live over and over.

Marcus, Jackie and Holden take over the Round Table to talk about an in-person visit to the Jumbo Shrimp stadium, unreasonable exes, and scientific reasons to beat your meat at work.

The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo to talk inter-species baby making, have an oreo eating contest, and pick what sort of merchandise they'd sell at the Round Table store.

The gang is joined by Jake Young to learn about a dog who really doesn't want to wear a sweater, animals that are smarter than we think, and the popularity of their Jumbo Shrimp theme song.

The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski for a very special holiday episode, where they discuss the Russian love of imbibing bubble bath, horses who have taken meth, and to recount tales of the days when Eddie and Henry lived together.

The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski to learn about some students who got a little too creative in Home Ec, a stabbing at a party celebrating another stabbing, and to discuss their ideal VR scenarios.

The gang learns all about Marcus' favorite sport: grave digging contests, debates which demographics should be allowed to review which movies, and decide on a Christmas episode theme.

Erik Bergstrom joins the gang to explore expensive holes, #MattressGateRedux, the illiteracy of guest producer Travis, and how no one person is better than playing cards.

The gang investigates further into the Mattressgate scandal, learns about an economy that facilitates a blow job to nacho exchange rate, and debates which cartoon characters would make the best Thanksgiving guests.

The gang learns about a Halloween incident involving a cat and a syringe, a family who was thrown out of a buffet for eating too many crab legs, and debates Marcus' pee habits.

The gang talks silly minor league sports teams, the chances of Holden ever running the New York Marathon, and reads a bad review someone left of our show.

The gang is joined by Kelly Fastuca and Mr. Matzo to discuss sword fights gone wrong, stag nights, and dirty roofers.

The gang talks hallucinogen experiences, fave musicians, and a close-to-home murder.

In this backwards episode, the gang talks about tattoos they might want, Holden describes why he is a terrible person to break up with, and some interesting penis-related mathematical equations are conducted.

For their 300th episode, the gang is joined by Kevin Barnett to talk about favorite rappers, inappropriate teachers, and the perils of keeping too many birds in one's house.

The gang discusses gushes about their relationships, learns about a some drug addict racehorses, and shares their opinions about zoos.