The Royal Pains

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We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 47

We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 46

We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 45

We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 44

We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 43

We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 42

We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4327 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 41

We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 40

We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 39

We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 38

We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 37

Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 36! BOO BITCH! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains […]

Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 35! Hungry, Hungry, Juicy Bitches! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The […]

Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 34! 50’s Smifties! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains […]

Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 33! Going Down to South Park! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email […]

  Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 32! 3 Fatties Fight Back! ! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-339-4083 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple […]

All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 31! Our 3rd AnniversaryHello ! Sorry for it being so late! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-338-0572 Leave a comment here on our […]

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Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 30! Thanks to Spanking Bea Arthur for our hilarious pod-art! She obviously had one to many drinks that night! Sorry for it being so late! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to […]

  Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 29! This is our first show after I arrived in Canada. Sorry for it being so late! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback […]

Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 28! This is our last show recorded together before I leave for Canada! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-338-0572 Leave a comment […]

Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 27! This is a quick update to let you know we are still out there! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-426-0995 Leave […]

  Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 26! We talk about a variety of things! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our blog. […]

Mothra -v- Godzilla! Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 25! We talk about Rubber Suit Monsters! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line:  206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our […]

Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 24! We talk about Ourselves and Religion! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send […]

Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 23! We talk about the The X-Files! We Ramble as usual! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here […]

Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 22! The GLBT Community is the suck right now! Obama gets an “F.” We Ramble as usual! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback […]

  Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 21! We have an in-depth discussion concerning an email we recieved. We also talk about Queer As Folk! We Ramble as usual! We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact […]

Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains: Episode 20! There is no main topic of discussion…this is basically a rambling episode. Sorry for the lack of sound quality. We decided to record with a hand held voice recorder. We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! […]

Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains episode 19! Our main topic of discussion today is Britney Spears. We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you! — Here are some ways to contact us. — Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on […]

Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains episode 18! Our main topic of discussion today is our first anniversary as podcasters. We appreciate all of our listeners! Thanks for being so supportive. We want to hear from you!  Here are some ways to contact us. Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here […]

Hello All! Welcome to The Royal Pains episode 17! Our main topic of discussion today is our favorite anime, Tenchi Muyo. We recorded using skype so please forgive the sound. This is the first time we have used skype to record. Please write or call in for our next show, which is our 1st anniversary […]

Y’all Suck! We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie Direct download: Episode 16

Hello Out There! Episode 15 is now available! Sorry about the lack of show notes or details. We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig & Leslie […]

Welcome to The Royal Pains 14. Today we discuss our little vacation to New Orleans. New Orleans. Annoyances. Breeders. I ain’t got no fucking feet! Aliens up the butt! We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our blog. […]

Welcome to episode 13 of The Royal Pains. We roam all over the place in this one! We laugh and talk about one of our favorite groups, The Spice Girls. Join us as we run our mouths! — — — Show Notes — — — Messages from Ryan and The Power Gay Listener e-mails Personal […]

Welcome to episode 12 of The Royal Pains. UFOs, lesbian sex, and pumpkins! We talk about our favorite past-time! Join us as we laugh and have a wonderful time! —Show Notes— 1. Voicemail and E-Mail 2. Personal Updates 3. A New Hubby 4. Art Bell, Phil Hendry, Don and Mike 5. NPR We want to […]

Welcome to episode 11 of The Royal Pains. We purge ugly demons! We close the book on messy folks in our lives both past and present. Join us as we spew bile! —Show Notes— 1. Voicemail and E-Mail 2. Personal Updates 3. Disgusting Romanian Boy 4. Mutant Colon Boy 5. Hair Queen and Scat Queen […]

Welcome to episode 10 of The Royal Pains. We discuss one of our favorite tv shows of all time, Absolutely Fabulous. Join us as we discuss Patsy and Edina! We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our blog. […]

Welcome to episode 9 of The Royal Pains. We discuss one of our favorite animes of all time, Sailor Moon. Join us as we discuss Serena and the girls! We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment here on our blog. Send […]

Welcome to episode 8. Leslie and I had a wonderful time recording on the veranda. Insanity ensued of course! Peasants and servants were everywhere, which drove us crazy! Somehow or another we cobbled together a show. Enjoy! We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 […]

  Welcome to episode 7. Leslie and I talk about our love of Anime. We hope you enjoy! We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call us on our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 Leave a comment on our blog. Send us a simple email at: The Royal Pains Craig […]

Welcome to episode 6. Leslie and I talk about Ostara, St. Patrick, and rant about random shit. Lots of bitterness to be had! How about you listen to find out what we talked about! We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call us on our listener feedback line: 206-426-0995 […]

Welcome to episode 5! Xena…on the Rag! Leslie and I had an enjoyable time with this show. Lots of laughter and bitterness to be had by all! How about you listen to find out what we talked about! We want to hear from you! Here are some ways to contact us. Call us on our […]

Welcome! Episode 4 was a trial in-and-of itself. Leslie and I give a lot of shout-outs. We have our first messages from our new listener feedback line. We talk about the Black Bitch Oppressor and her adventures in Louisville, Kentucky. We discuss our advocacy on behalf of the GLBT Community. Sex Talk or lack thereof…How […]

Well episode three is a hell-a-mess of a show. We give lots of shout-outs to our wonderful listeners, and fellow podcasters. Weegie is due some lessons! The origins of “The Royal Pains.” Slaves and Daddies! Artists wanted! Faith, Family, and Briginossa. Sex talk…well a one sided version of it anyway. We want to hear from […]

In our second episode we talk about a wide range of topics, ranging from local GLBT groups all the way to getting it on a bathroom floor! We hope you enjoy the show! Here is our favorite celebrity(minor) at the moment, but before you view this listen to the podcast first to get the context! […]