The Snot Rocket Podcast

The boys are going streaking! In this episode, Sir Goldfish and the OG get philosophical about running addictions and running streaks. Goldfish can’t hit the broad side of a barn on the golf course despite his efforts, scares away a potential Snotty, and is fighting off groupies and strippers in South Carolina. Andrew still likes a prison sex scene in movies, offers golf advice, and mentions Hooters way too much. Tommy is drinking Devil’s Backbone Vienna Lager, and Andrew is sipping a Proven Theory from Benchtop Brewing. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gI2T3U2Hb5AkcP3kG2N4lUF-IAInZVqKKqAiwTAyBk0/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

In this episode, the boys get into the world record performances from the London marathon, annoyingly talk about what constitutes a world record performance, and the Snot Rocket game show goes to a tie breaker! Andrew dodges a landmine from Goldfish, thinks that if you go to the moon, you can do whatever you want, and asks, “Where do you go from there?” Goldfish eats some nachos, asks what’s to gain out of being an asshole, how much faster is a 2:15:16 marathon compared to a 2:42:30 marathon, and talks about horses.Sir Goldfish smuggles this episode's beer all the way from Delaware! It’s Crooked Hammock’s Sway Hazy IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ezXt0oNrzRsJ3MIr3tGVw63mU5O9jzY1m4UqggpLD_Y/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

This episode is a recap of Andrew’s Boston marathon and Golfish’s brother’s shitshow wedding. Andrew’s dogs make an appearance, he shoots his shot with Des, and says, “Skanks on the sidelines.” Goldfish tells the Fountain Inn in Ridgefield, CT, to go fuck themselves, points out the irony in humanity, and tells Snotties how to cheat in a race better.From John, we are enjoying some of the Brother’s Craft Brewing’s Skyline Falls IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZRuR9i87wJngGIPgycQER5iI6aYkbDnmddPvcFBuAVE/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

The boys bring back the newly favorite Snotty, the Shit King, all the way from England. David Vasey is back to discuss a topic Andrew thinks is going to suck: Sebastian Coe, Steve Ovett, and Steve Cram. Goldfish attacks his cohost, would like a whole cocker, and invents the word “Pussiitis.” Andrew knows more about the British Parliament than our guest, complains about his prostate, and tries to bring Savanah Guthrie’s mom into the Zoom. David updates Snotties on his training, works without any notes, and proclaims Sporty Spice is the best Spice Girl. The beverages for this episode are Goldfish sucking on a few New Belgium “VooDoo Rangers”, Andrew slurping on some Sierra Nevada Pale Ales, and the guest of honor, David, is partaking in Wylam Brewery’s “Hickey the Rake.” Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

In this offering, your devoted hosts delve into the upcoming Boston Marathon, do a top 5, and promise to have David Vasey back on. Andrew tells Christina, “Good on ya, Cliffy”, says something about Irish people in Boston, and confuses George Foreman for Morgan Freeman. Sir Goldfish thinks he’s a lawyer, calls CJ Albertson a tank, and picks Simba from The Lion King to win the Boston marathon.While on a work trip, Christina flew us back some New Glarus Brewing Co.’s Moon Man No Coast IPA and Lake Louie Brewing’s Kiss the Lips IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mhivfPwclw5M9t9IYrgfM0_3CyIIwTHh9aJkM4R8z_o/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

On the last day of Women’s History Month, the boys get into Francie Larrieu Smith, one of America’s most versatile runners, and no pigeons were harmed in this episode. Andrew struggles the entire show with speaking, reading, and following any kind of flow to the show … but nails the Snot Rocket Podcast Game Show. Sir Goldfish incorrectly swears in a foreign language, knows what it’s going to take for Tiger Woods to get on the straight and narrow, and feels vindicated over drugs.Fresh off his seven plate PR, Jason Ala Carte drops off Blue Mountain Barrel House’s (or is it whoreses?)  Monticello Mountain Ale.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10JUTQxEZHPyPk8_if1lkVZAw7t5N0isUTOwosfNQ4Dw/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

We’re going all the way back to 1900 to look at the Paris Olympics and celebrate National Detention Day. Goldfish can’t refrain from saying the “C” word, thinks Cooper Lutkenhaus will eventually be laying pipe, and doubles down on ACDC. Andrew highlights the cottage industry of the stupidity around running, can’t get over French seamen, nails the game show segment once again, and fantasizes about women croquet players. The boys are drinking their personal garage beer. Goldfish is enjoying Kona “Big Wave,” and Andrew is drinking Alewerks “Superb Hazy IPA.” Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16hYC0LePC74SnwDe3ozo-DKakXB6vw09jXjw4NBrPBM/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

This episode is all about the 2018 Boston Marathon and wins by Yuki Kawauchi and Des Linden. Goldfish springs a game show on Andrew, has another “Andrew’s fingers are so white,” and gives instructions on how to make a Black and Tan. Andrew says Des is fat, does some research, and has a Port-a-Potty story.Herr Wilhelm brings the boys some applicable holiday beer with a Guinness Draught, seeing as it’s St. Patrick’s Day, and Sir Goldfish decides to drink Black and Tans but with an IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELlE_nwK9sdpKMr41qdivOcOstP_bq9uYbxxNRBrJQc/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

In this episode, we do a movie review. Which means Preview Mike returns! Goldfish loses his shit over a fake movie, doesn’t think he saw the right movie, and hopes Jessica Tandy rots in hell. Andrew does a blind plea to Des that is epic, thinks wearing spikes is a good way to get your ass kicked, and reveals why he’s not on Ozempic.Jam Master JJ and Mrs. Jam Master JJ gave us an amazing six-pack of Tox Brewing Co Port City Pants Party IPA, Wild East Brewing Antithesis West Coast IPA, and 3 Floyds Arctic Panzer Wolf imperial IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1g34z26EtvK839n9pstskkv1XpRr-qTJvclhPTtmxDPU/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Some might say the boys didn’t have shit to talk about, others would say they never do, but we’re doing an episode filled with housekeeping. Andrew can’t wait to have his own studio, wants to argue with Goldfish, and dribbles on about his lone race win - hold for applause. Goldfish brings up a woman whose husband doesn’t give two shits about her, wants to see women fight in their underwear, and has exclusive start line audio.Jam Master JJ gives the duo a variety pack, including Hardywood’s Cancer Sucks Cold Cap IPA, Bell’s Hopslam Ale, and Three Floyds’ Pride Joy.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cSDQoF38HHkii1MF8kpWArOSJ32h00eE_zYXcYRhbj4/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

There’s a ton of American pride, fresh off the men’s overtime hockey Olympic gold win, and these two clowns welcome in their newest favorite Brit, David Vasey. Goldfish says, “Wanker,” way too much, lashes out at Andrew, and has a drug moment.David shares his love for American pop culture, doesn’t run long on Sundays because he’s hungover, and absolutely eviscerates American stereotypes. Andrew laughs about the death of a Paralympian, wants to know about the toilet paper in Buckingham Palace, and is fascinated with women curlers. The beers are Newcastle Brown for David, Clown Shoes Rainbows Are Real for Tommy, and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale for Andrew.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)Tommy’s Drug Segment: `https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

How stupid is running? Well, they do it in prison, it seems, so they don’t get raped. Andrew calls the Freak Greek live on the show, doesn’t know his buddy Cory’s 5k PR, and sure does love a good prison sex story. Goldfish embarrasses his father, Hank, wants cheese on his burger, and once again has a problem with the Boston marathon.The Freak Greek hooks us up with the Fix Hellas Lager by Olympic Brewery, and as a bonus, he tossed in a sixer of Pulp Art Hazy IPA made by Brooklyn Brewery.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aKL1Y_8hAKZU5QkoYuR8Th6almnTklkLPTeGJATpF8s/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

This episode features two runners who are kinda shitbags, and one that Goldfish implores Snotties to hate immediately, and there isn’t much housekeeping. Goldfish again says Strava is the devil, explains to Andrew the story of Achilles, and talks about prostitutes. Andrew impersonates Femke Bol, threatens to call the Freak Greek, and encourages Goldfish to get a tramp stamp.Jason Ala-Cart supplies the two jackasses with some tasty libations all the way from Peru with Tres Cruces lager brewed by Ajeper S.A.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mDVo2QgGP-tGTn9Joi48W3Ym5NCVJMGFlAmauKqdgrA/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

The boys get into the greatest marathoner that has ever lived, and you probably have no idea who it is. Plus, we want to know if Andrew should get a 3rd Boston jacket. Andrew reads a poem, admits to winning one race, and taunts a 17-year-old. Sir Goldfish does a poor version of “Andrew’s Fingers Are So White,” says, “You think so?” and doesn’t give a shit that the WR in the half-marathon won’t be ratified.This makes back-to-back episodes in which Andrew supports the podcast with beer, donating Starr Hill Brewery’s Ramble On Juicy IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15pZ95j5uVSyq5FnM5JA6DGCyB-ZYbtqs3Y9npmO8In8/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

The boys spit out the fourth and final episode of innovations in running: technology, read more of David Vasey’s blog, and wonder about betting on running. Sir Goldfish wants to see teenage tennis players stabbed, tells Jason ala Cart to go fuck himself, and says he dresses like a 5-year-old feral child. Andrew swears he’s not a degenerate gambler, makes an impassioned plea to get housing in LA, and says, “You dirty dago.”Andrew brings in Aslin Beer Company’s Maybe Shark IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ribLKZq7Zey_KAKXyXgIiwUIMo3DJrqaBIOFdlh2TPk/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Continuing their multi-part series, the boys get into track surfaces. Andrew doesn’t trust mango beer, brilliantly does the worst English accent ever, and makes yet another plea to Des Linden to come on the show. Sir Goldfish tells a track story (hold for applause), defends Uncle Chen, and threatens to make a coaster.Cavity Search drops off some Mango Rockers beer by Big Ugly Brewing.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LLfXEmyWSdRoT5Ai0A9rWNzTt5a8Y3fMQ-dvice4zZs/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Part 2 of our take on the innovation of running, which involves shoes, Money. Sir Goldfish talks about making shirts way too much, doesn’t have music for his Snotty Spotlight, and is disappointed by Andrew’s top 5 list. Andrew needs to caulk his toilet, makes a plea to Des Linden to come on the show, and congratulates Cory Linkenletter.Jason al a cart drops off Minute Man IPA by Three Notch’D Brewery.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ceqvAq_S9voI7kkWgOX4JjjV6mepeUUciAhbj94W8P8/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

This marks the start of a three- or possibly five-episode series on the innovation of running. And episode one is about training. Yay. Oh boy. Great. Yippie. Shit. Goldfish drives in traffic, says, “Fuck Strava,” and talks about packing asses. Andrew calls Abbott World Majors whores, is tired of dressing up as a French maid for sex, and checks his phone.Mrs. Drew tosses us a 6er of Face Plant by Lost Rhino Brewery.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N1Bs4Xc005bDCop9GsX7tu9CVRdIRBuBvAQEihTOmyw/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Going back in history a bit, the boys dig into Colter’s Run, a crazy historical event that spurred on a race that continues today. Andrew is willing to mail stickers to Snotties … until he finds out how much a stamp costs, doesn’t trust the government, and fails to beg Des Linden to come on the show. Tommy admits he’s a pussy, makes fun of Preview Mike, and talks shit about Taylor Swift.The Whispering Yinzer hooked us up with Helltown Brewery’s Buffy Hazy IPAShow notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xm__wMoFWukgyw7Qg8ncqHh6TGnMUQOHzNdBJjikGmQ/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

This episode is a wrap-up of the 2025 year. Andrew’s son Hans joins the show to go over his top 5 underrated movies, and the boys actually drink a stout - which is how they get you. Andrew coughs like he’s Goldfish, makes another plea to Des Linden to come on the show, and threatens to re-gift socks to his wife. Goldfish gives Andrew a present, doesn’t want to hang out with Conner Mantz, and can’t figure out a scratch-off ticket.Beer for this episode is from Personal Bitches, who tossed us Oak City’s Churro De Noche imperial stout and Six Step Hop Back double IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14uISMSWggyu2JtvXB_XVrKSZLRGY4tMLcm4eqaVFj5U/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

This episode is a movie review of Run Fatboy Run. Which means … Preview Mike is back! And the boys on the fly highlight a special Snotty, Allie Bobe, and Goldfish butchers the name of the half-marathon near and dear to her. Goldfish fails at being a good person, lashes out at a Prairie, and misses an Aaron Boone joke. Andrew can’t pass up good cans, uses the pronoun “It,” and has handwritten notes. This episode's beer is from the Other Guy, who coughed up Falcon Smash by Triple Crash.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys go back in time to the late 1800s to dive into women’s six-day races, and boy, are these broads nuts. They may have set a record for saying, “cunts.” Andrew knows about dildos, loves him a fannie, and waxes romantically about a big boobed German woman. Sir Goldfish does shoddy research … again, gets stiff, and doesn’t understand the assignment.This episode's beer, we believe, is from Sir Goldfish, but he doesn’t remember buying it, and it’s 6 Bears and a Goat’s “Mae West Blonde Ale.”Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V_BtyUrvuBZK5v6cQZRkkdXPAaYm-Qc-PZJFSgQcDlU/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

It’s that time of year again, Snotties, where we give out our Snots for Christmas and beg Des Linden to come on the show … even though she won’t. Andrew accuses Goldfish of having HIV, salutes a trash panda, and can’t help but talk about Matt Choi. Tommy admits he’s been to a Buc-ee’s, fails drastically at explaining time signatures, and loses his shit on Aaron Boone.This episode's beer is from Mrs. Drew, who passed it along to us: Afterglow Brewing’s Dad Vibez Pilsner.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Andrew and Tommy dive into a race from Papua New Guinea that might be the craziest race you are going to want to put on your bucket list, the Tok Kranki, Uncle Chen returns to the show, and we promise to head up a GoFundMe for a Boston jacket. Andrew regales on his day, engaged in domestic chores, calls Andy Warhol a fucking weirdo, and wants to put up Christmas trees. Tommy laughs a little too much about a Canadian Running article, fails at his own research, and states, “Kangaroos don’t go in fucking trees!”One of our favorite Snotties, John, tosses us some William and Mary, Griffin Gold beer from Virginia Beer Company.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aDSG4xY7amuh1WL2tTalhbI5IkWJeHBGjaBytsYlWxE/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

It took two and a half years, but the boys finally get to arguably the greatest long-distance runner that has ever lived, Emil Zatopek. Goldfish tells everyone to calm the fuck down, absolutely nails the pronunciation of etiocholanolone … yeah …, and surprisingly can rattle off, with little effort, the top five beers he drank underage. The Other Guy might be interested in spending 5 years away from his wife, details how he got beer delivered to him as a teenager, and recommends running with your wife on your back.This episode's beer is from a trusted and adored Snotty, Chesty Puller, who bequeathed the show Wild Heaven Beer’s Emergency Drinking Beer, a pilsner.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-LUoUFOkAnqnYH1_9uEE_IYvTDUqFlcdk0oK906e4DU/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)Tommy’s Drug Segment: `https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

For your listening pleasure, the duo discusses the 1972 NYC Marathon, specifically the six women who wouldn’t take a head start. Andrew fails at his promise not to be misogynistic, reminisces about his dad beating him with a belt, and impersonates Casey Kasum. Sir Goldfish brings the show down by talking about dead people, calls Nathan Kahler a cock bagel, and wants a cease and desist order written in crayon.The Other Guy plays the role of hero by getting Three Notch’d Brewing Company’s Bright Future IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nD2Cnh4ZgibbIB0MRzV9Sbn2LtwINi0pEVXn9jKjXfs/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys go back a hundred-plus years to talk about a Scotsman. Hank is smiling proudly. They talk about the royal family and discuss the NYC marathon. Tommy ruins his laptop, is able to pronounce the name Rob, and says he’s not “small.” Andrew talks about his grandfather's… clock, his MILF’s are older, and won’t kick a woman out of bed for eating crackers.This episode's beer is a two-donation gifting from Chesty Puller with Takes Two by Bingo Beer Company and Glass Joe with a German beer we can’t pronounce Veltins helles Pulleken.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

In this episode, the boys discuss the 1983 NYC marathon, get into sandwiches, and learn about hemp and the Declaration of Independence. Andrew misses the days when he had some good balls in his mouth, talks about his new friend Cory, and has never set foot in Florida. Tommy says kids are barely worth the tax break, doesn’t listen to Andrew, and talks about a man named Button.This episode's beer donation is from Glass Joe, aka Jason Al’a Carte, who passes along Devils Backbone’s O’Fest lager.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WBvlxDegiCMYDA3dbJoktAIhzmVc5M1GUDTwwRWXnZA/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The cold open goes a little astray, we trash Chariots of Fire, and forget about the top 5 list. Andrew gives his wife beer while she’s naked, grabs the wrong mouse, and thinks group runs are cringy. Tommy thinks he knows the law, has serious repercussions for Camille Herron, and has a problem with the word “heckahva."The boys' assholes are going to be torn up after Pete’s offering of a 12-pack from Ass Clown Brewery, specifically their Go Reap Yourself, made with Carolina reaper peppers.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yPewxyaN6KntQEwG5SYzciEOmZiMdwe5nWED2SWT6gc/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys discuss one of the greatest distance runners most people have no idea about - Rosa Mota. Who? You’re gonna find out, and you should. Tommy is inappropriate about a teenage girl’s weight, doesn’t do trivia, and says Gilda Radner wasn’t very good at the marathon. Andrew still likes a good prison sex scene, doesn’t want to talk about non-binary shit anymore, and speaks Portuguese.This episode’s beer is a variety pack from Automatic Knife Gun, which includes Old Bust Head’s Graffiti House IPA.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-YDtFAf86Uirt9Yh2qV2v_7mCB2kwQPH2GLNB9GdNH8/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Chicagoland! The boys travel to Chicago and meet up with The Freak Greek and Mike Stahr, also known as “Galen Rupp,” to record an episode on the eve of the marathon. We discuss the top 5 TV shows of all time. Tommy goes on the attack, cannot do math, and has impure thoughts about Kelly Bundy. Andrew wants to name a baby “Kipchoge,” literally wants to beat up Oprah, and correctly predicts the new American record and a Canadian top 10. This episode goes off the rails in a hurry!Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

It’s the last of the 80’s Olympics, and boy, is it a snooze fest, just like every other episode, and do another top 5 list. Andrew fucking kills trivia … literally, watches soccer while feeding his son, and denies eating dogs. Goldfish tells a story about a man from Bosnia in 2007, talks way too much about Geraldo Rivera and hepatitis C, and studied some animals on all fours. This episode's beer is a wonderful gift from Mrs. Drew and is OMG hazy IPA from Maui Brewing Co.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GsPQ-xDYfAh-vY9jbNWF3pzUyqrkFF0anLgnoOMHc54/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Tommy is in New Jersey and doesn’t tell Andrew. Do they even talk anymore? The boys know their 80s trivia, marvel at how far women can run, and recap the 1984 women’s Olympic marathon. Tommy claims Mary Lou Retton is flexible, admires Jim Palmer’s body count,  and admits he sucks at golf. Andrew stumbles, sends out an invitation for Flea to come on the show, and would give away a testicle to run faster. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qSjhD7nOjODfmvqtdDilCYOG53W3CwkkXXgKVN2UpUA/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys talk communism, have a top 5 list about dead people, and admit the 100th was a shitshow. Tommy continues to cough like he has TB, can’t find a video about Hole Cocker, and unnecessarily explains rules in track and field. The Other Guy butchers a German accent, asks how dumb Matt Choi is, and talks about the Soviets in Vietnam. Jam Master JJ and potentially Jam Master AJ toss the show a great variety pack from various breweries. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qdH8r791JZOzEtkZW0ugrPgyWzOlbJ-P5MqUcyJwFRg/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro

You Get a Mimosa! The Snot Rocket Podcast goes live! Murphy’s in Virginia Beach welcomes the boys for their 100th episode. Aaaand nobody cares! Everyone finally meets The Other Guy. Tommy buys everyone Mimosas, yells into the microphone, and tricks Andrew once again. Andrew holds a moment of silence for Tommy’s running career, thinks Stephen Hawking was the voice of KITT,  and gets a little help with the trivia. Thank you to Murphy’s Virginia Beach for hosting our 100th episode. No beer for this episode as everyone had mimosas!Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The Snot Rocket hosts talk about Dutch track star, Fanny Blankers-Koen, we go crazy with trivia questions, and get into the greatest videos ever … it was awesome …  shut up. Andrew likes South Jersey, says “groundbreaking” a lot, and has never been talked into the Olympic trials. Tommy screws up a basketball trivia question, goes to running camp, and says, “Let’s talk about this bitch.”Chelsea and DJ hook the boys up with Commonwealth Brewing’s double IPA, Big Papi. Tommy’s not even mad, it’s a Red Sox reference.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YSxg3q7sbVVrdMCioQsQc6ytQbbj5OgeQXrW5Nidjog/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Continuing with an ongoing bit, we decided to do random trivia questions until you tell us to stop. We don’t actually get into the topic of the episode until 40 minutes in, and do another top 5. Tommy plays Pretty Reckless … doesn’t help the show a bit, loses his mind over Luis Gonzalez, and wouldn’t mind finishing 7th in the African Championships. Andrew thinks Goldfish is his older brother, tells Tommy “fuck you”, and should be dead already.Sir Goldfish brings “Great Return IPA” by Hardwood Brewery to the show.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NF9_ol7wXYH7Psr10wxjjZQxCIBeRIpvuBXau0qdTM4/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys are skittish about going back to Ikea, admit they achieved their low bar potential, and have no clue how to convert kilometers to miles. Tommy evades authorities, continues to cough, and can’t pronounce Wight. Andrew tries to post to Instagram during the show, reviews their competition in Chicago, and loves jail sex and murders.This episode's beer is brought to us by the Other Guy and is Three Notch’d Brewery’s Bright Future IPA.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

A day late and a dollar short, the boys do their Snotty Awards. The hosts try to recruit fake guests and talk too much about baseball. Andrew knows what the fuck he’s doing, yearns for a better research staff, and pays homage to Ryne Sandberg. Tommy feels a need to get on a dating app, says Thurman Munson is not coming back, and dribbles on about what is and what isn’t a good drug.Quickly becoming our favorite Snottie, Just John, hooks us up again with Citraquench’l by Heist Brewing.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14e5pWNcD9lpXJSl7iHuO8SlV3WDJCE1VYdUjQ3hAMds/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

In this episode, Goldfish sounds worse than he looks … as usual, Andrew drinks the donated beer the day before, and they talk about domestic violence a bit too much. Andrew professes his love for Siskel and Ebert, thinks Chariots of Fire is boring, and wants a homoerotic shower scene. Tommy admits he’s a liar, calls Noah Lyles a dick, and realizes no one runs 810 meters.The beer on this episode is from Christina and is Pocahoptas by Centre of the Universe.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cKH-ZYrOHHWQ99BMeG3jiPkNNxdDiUA2daAJTAGSr-E/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Goldfish is feeling under the weather so the boys are recording via Zoom, and they pimp the upcoming 100th episode and National The Other Guy Day. Goldfish is on fire with his segues, asks Andrew some more trivia questions, and references Andrew’s broken bed…again. Andrew’s Swiffer makes an appearance, tiptoes around social issues, and butchers an Australian accent. With the boys being remote, Andrew is enjoying Kona Big Wave - because it was on sale, and Goldfish is overdoing it with Founders All Day IPA and cold medicine.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GKJLqTJX_UxGv5IdbOlPDPnuwgWde-idTndKC-8HsLc/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

In an attempt to class up the show, the boys bring back the WAGs. Tommy tries to be nicer … tries. Andrew recalls his nicknames from high school, calls his wife a 5-ton blower, and defines the term “bell end.” Tommy finds out you can leave comments on Spotify, sets Christina up with a new set of “Andrew’s fingers are so white,” and gets angry again. Mrs. Drew donated this episode’s beer. It’s a “Ruby Squeeze” from Back Bay Brewery. Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

This episode is a bunch of nonsense - literally. The boys talk about dead people, what race is the hardest, and having fun with your wife. Tommy peppers Andrew with trivia questions, and he goes 4 for 11, reminisces about his hair, and makes fun of Andrew’s … well. Andrew doesn’t share the show notes with Tommy, admits his wife doesn’t listen to the show, and finds his ID. Our favorite non-show named Snotty, Just John, hooks us up with Isaac’s Craft Kitchen Brewery’s Birdhaus pale ale.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y4RLrYdDnitnrGZB8fkY_uosF10M-ddpJfqjf-gg0RU/edit?usp=sharing

For your listening pleasure, the dynamic duo delve into two movies about the same runner, Steve Prefontaine. They also talk about a drunk gymnast for way too long and don’t actually get into either movie until a half hour in the podcast. Goldfish trashes Prefontaine unnecessarily, doesn't give a shit about infants, and thinks OJ is still alive. Andrew says Tommy is still a hack, wants Mary Lou Retton to do splits on a cop car, and is triggered by German mother figures. To toast a guy who died drunk driving, this episode’s offering is a Troegs variety pack from the Whispering Yinzer.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

In this episode, the boys get into the 1972 Munich Olympics, act like assclowns over a serious topic, and Jim McKay brings them both back to their childhood. Andrew doesn't silence his computer, nails a pop quiz, and encourages Tommy to punch Jakob Ingebrgitsen like his dad did. Tommy sneaks in another “Andrew’s hands are so white” bit, gets mad about tattoos, and reveals how pathetic his childhood was.This episode's beer was smuggled in from Europe by Glass Joe and is a fine array of offerings from Brewdog.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0

Heeeeee’s back! It’s the Snot Rocket Podcast's favorite miler, Mike Stahr, to talk about the Prefontaine Classic. The guys make their predictions about who will win the Bowerman Mile. Mike eats kosher nachos, tells a great story about running as a rabbit, and recalls a time on his knees. Tommy calls a high school girl a “gorilla,” hates that men with a man bun run fast, and thinks Nuguse is Irish. Andrew breaks down Boston’s new downhill marathon policy, has to collect himself several times, and thinks Ingebrigsten is washed up because he’s married. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1STqAGxFIZSFU5cHeEWDhDl5hIDDNrFAKR1XnF43arW8/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

The boys jump on a call with Mike Stahr to discuss Faith Kipyegon’s attempt at running a sub-4-minute mile. Mike is fresh out of a family dinner with a few drinks in him from a remote location, offers keen insight about running a mile, and circles the parking lot. Tommy provides the facts as to why it didn’t happen, calls out Greta Thunberg, and wants to kick a puppy…again. Andrew tries to right the ship, fails, and keeps the focus on the science and the facts. Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Andrew and Tommy tear “apartheid”  a disabled athlete … and aren’t even ashamed. In this episode, they get into South African sprinter and convicted murderer, Oscar Pistorius. Tommy continues to swallow into the microphone, counts the ways he can get into the Paralympics, and talks as if he knows about sprinting. Andrew puts the TV remote in the fridge, really digs the centerfold in the Nature and Metabolism Journal, and asks his wife a question about hepatitis.The boys enjoy Virginia Beer Co’s Gorgeous IPA.Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Not sure why we are counting episodes anymore, according to Andrew, but it is episode 88, and we're talking about a middle-distance runner, David Mack. He also killed Biggie Smalls … allegedly. Goldfish annoyingly talks about high school track and field rules, completely butchers a bit he wrote, and goes into detail on how to launder money. Andrew suggests high schoolers should do a Hitler salute, says Flo Jo was murdered, and looks forward to hookers and blow in Chicago.This episode's beer is a plethora of choices from Chesty Puller, who still thinks we’re wankers.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15BZMrxQSiORA6NYlfhM5x2cu3CF1VwskbZCZepDpFOQ/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

The boys welcome Bob Schniedwind, better known as Leprechaun Bob, into the mobile Blair Court Studios. Andrew and Goldfish offer up their promotional services for Bob’s online dating profile, and give potential costume ideas, both of which he declines. The SRP hosts take advantage of Bob’s good nature and top quality announcing skills by having him say sketchy names like "Dick Pound." Bob reminisces for the listening audience with accounts of near GI disasters, Navy tales of yesteryear, and professes his love for a woman he’s been married to for a mere 49 years.Sir Goldfish comes through once again with this episodes beverages with offerings of New Belgium’s “Fat Tire Ale” and “Bikini Blonde” from Maui Brewing Company.Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bAveIX0TSOXBOggAznYXFcaMXIpXXx42RyQD9bIbfww/edit?usp=sharingMusic for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)