The Spring-Loaded Cat Podcast

In which our protagonist learns that the world needs good men and not perfect soldiers. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @springloadedcat Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/spingloadedcatpodcast Tumblr: http://slcpodcast.tumblr.com/  

In which a simple task gets forgotten over a three-day weekend. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @springloadedcat Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/spingloadedcatpodcast/  

In which our protagonist shares a few of his favorite things. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @springloadedcat Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/spingloadedcatpodcast/  

In which our lazy protagonist finishes his world tour and finally records some thoughts. Email: [email protected] Twitter: @springloadedcat Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/spingloadedcatpodcast/

In which we learn that sometimes the difference between joy and pain is a simple change of scenery. Email: [email protected]: @springloadedcatFacebook:  http://www.facebook.com/spingloadedcatpodcast/

In which our loquacious protagonist waxes rhapsodic about challenges met, fatigue endured and other sundry stuff.

In which we take a groovy space trip to fight moldy walking electrical potatoes in the far-off future of 1968, er, the 21st century.  THUMBS UP! Email: [email protected]: @springloadedcatTumblr:  http://slcpodcast.tumblr.com/Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/spingloadedcatpodcast/

In which I rediscover that boring is the worst thing a movie can be.   Email: [email protected]: @springloadedcatFacebook:  http://www.facebook.com/spingloadedcatpodcast/

In which ... Wait, didn't I do this before? Or am I still waiting to do it?   Email: [email protected]: @springloadedcatFacebook:  http://www.facebook.com/spingloadedcatpodcast/

In which our protagonist finally overcomes his inherent laziness and records some blathery stream-of-consciousness bovine scatology. Email: [email protected]: @springloadedcatFacebook:  http://www.facebook.com/spingloadedcatpodcast/

In which we learn that while anyone can fall in love, making love last over time takes a lot of hard work, as well as deep conversations and long walks, ideally in Europe. Questions, comments and general pleas to get off the internet can be directed to [email protected].

In which we learn that being a single mom is hard enough without having to fight monsters in the dark. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].  

In which we learn never that sometimes we don't get to escape from our worst nightmares without paying a price.  Also, we also learn never to stick our fingers in a vampire's mouth. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which our protagonist finally acquires some new podcasting gear and gets this party started once again. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you, without a dope beat to step to.

In which I wax rhapsodic about authentic Italian food and authentic Italian actresses, not in that order:  BIG NIGHT. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I remind all comic-book-movie detractors of the dark age of comic book movies:  HOWARD THE DUCK. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I am reminded that there is a world of difference between love and obsession:  ENDLESS LOVE (1981). Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which Tokyo gets stomped yet again and I learn that every rose has its thorn:  THE RETURN OF GODZILLA and GODZILLA VS BIOLLANTE. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

"Wait, didn't he give up this podcasting thing?" Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I travel back in time to the Chicago of my youth and learn that some things that go BUMP in the night have careers in politics:  KOLCHAK THE NIGHT STALKER. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I travel to Shermer, Illinois and meet a cute redhead.  Oh, and John Hughes, too. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I visit Mega City One and learn who is the law:  DREDD. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I learn that while there may be worse things than being clubbed over the head by The Lesson, none are worse than Godzooky:  GODZILLA VS MECHAGODZILLA II and GODZILLA VS SPACE GODZILLA. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I learn that, while Milla Jovovich may improve with age. movies that are written and directed by her husband for her do not:  the RESIDENT EVIL film series. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I am mercilessly clubbed over the head by The Lesson:  GODZILLA VS MOTHRA (1992). Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I learn that EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!:  THE LEGO MOVIE. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I remember when there were still Sunday morning fights:  WHEN WE WERE KINGS. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

For the three of you still paying attention, I'm not dead.  I just smell that way. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I learn to get back up after life throws you a curveball:  A BOY NAMED CHARLIE BROWN. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I learn that it is best to let sleeping monsters be:  THE CALL OF CTHULHU. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I learn how to strike down evil using the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering:  MYSTERY MEN. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I take a long vacation in a quaint little French town and learn the value of tradition and OMG CHOCOLATE!!1!:  CHOCOLAT. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I visit another time, another place, in the age of wonder, also known as childhood:  THE DARK CRYSTAL. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I return from far off lands to do battle against the forces of evil with my best friend, a motorcycle robot:  KARATE ROBO ZABORGAR. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I learn that being made of sugar and spice and everything nice just makes you a tasty snack for demon houses:  HAUSU. Supplementary:  The Meaning of HOUSE. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I learn that all we are is dust in the wind:  THE DAY AFTER and THREADS. THE DAY AFTER THREADS Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I check the ammo, lockdown the house and pray for the dawn:  THE PURGE. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I remember halcyon days of giant mutant cockroaches and lovable nuclear monsters:  GODZILLA VS MEGALON. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I learn that fat, lovable neer-do-wells can still land sexy redheads, if they can just keep clear of pissing off their teenage nieces:  UNCLE BUCK. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I learn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:  SLEEPAWAY CAMP 2:  UNHAPPY CAMPERS & SLEEPAWAY CAMP 3: TEENAGE WASTELAND. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I learn not to be a jerk to the disturbingly quiet girl at summer camp:  SLEEPAWAY CAMP. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I am reminded that weird is relative, especially when it comes to family:  THE ADDAMS FAMILY / ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I fight a cold and horny werewolves on two continents.:  HOWLING II:  YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF. Here's a little taste of the horrors inflicted by this piece of cinematic insanity: Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I remember love:  ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I learn that closure is the same all over, especially when it comes in the form of decapitation:  HALLOWEEN H20. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I learn that maybe a nice game of chess can be more fun than blowing up the whole world:  WARGAMES. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I take a groovy trip, lose all my hair and learn to hate loud kids and overacting:  BLUE SUNSHINE. For your amusement:  List of misconceptions about illegal drugs Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I go out to the old ball game and say that it ain't so:  EIGHT MEN OUT. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].

In which I take a wrong turn at Albuquerque on my way to Furya and meet a guy who can see in the dark:  RIDDICK. Drop me a comment or question at [email protected].