The Steven Spencer Show!

We asked Kraig to only put together 1 minute of this shitty podcast, but he put together 12. Fuck him. Next week, after I get my S.A.D. lamp in, this podcast will rock.

We have so many intros for this show it's dick suck insane! We talk about Dead Space, we get drunk, we eject from planes (virtually), we make fun of Kraig for choosing donuts over sex and Dean bleeds in anger. Intro song remix by Gvn Geist ( http://gvngeist.com/ ), break song remix by Thirsty Horse ( myspace.com/thirstyhorse ) and sponsorsed by VersatilitySkateboards.com !

Kraig and Pete fight over the production quality of the new Steven Spencer intro theme.. and keep fighting! We're all tired after the fight, mumble about Left 4 Dead, and then everyone leaves but Kraig, who spends 10 minutes talking to his Wall-E toy.

We're back with a motherfuckin' bang motherfuckers! Steven Spencer Show returns for season 2. Lots of Fuck Charm! This episode: Fallout 3, bottlecaps in Dean's pants, sex in games and the guilt it creates, how many digital girls can you bang before it equals 1 real girl?, Kraig becomes a map-maker in order to get a girl to marry him, and Pete gets high on Sudafed. All in one hour and a half long beautiful sounding recording that should be sold for money.. but FREE! You get what you pay for at the Steven Spencer Show! Eat up!

Dean changes his colors after the latest State of the Union address; the crew discuss Dune and Brian Herbert's latest addition; we talk with Pete about his latest CD and play some Go Down Matthew tracks; Kraig reviews Cirque De Soleil; and rambling talk about Hotel Dusk, Superman Returns, and the Elder Scrolls IV : Oblivion games. Music from Go Down Matthew, Wet Cat, and M. Ward

We celebrate the return of Battlestar Galactica by singing Klingon Karaoke and talking about today's hottest sci-fi shows. With tracks from Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, and the Battlestar Galactica soundtrack, we rock you so hard that you wake up deep in a conversation with an anti-circumcision activist.

We discuss (without spoilers) Children of Men, Pans Labrynth, and Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road'. We also talk about faking your way through life, and get knee deep into political banter regarding this week's presidential address and the state of the Iraq war. Music from Dealership and Billy Bragg & Wilco. Live performance from Matt Olson.

Kraig, Pete, and Dean discover that Christmas parties and podcasts don't mix. Special guest star Ross talks about the years of therapy he endured to be able to participate in Christmas festivities without his looming Jewish guilt. If you're lonely, bored or suicidal, you just may enjoy the company of the Spencer Crew this week! Merry Christmas!

A seven minute recap of 3 hours of HELL. Full episode coming next week!

THE STEVEN SPENCER SHOW! hires Melissa, a massage therapist, to ease the sexual tensions of special guest star Eric. Special guest star Andy recounts his experiences with massage parlors who give free 'Happy Endings', while Kraig, Pete, and Dean partake in their usual banter. Music from Dzima.

The first of three parts of THE STEVEN SPENCER SHOW!'s trip to the New York City Times Square Wii Midnight Launch Party. This part covers the massive build up to the event, as well as Dean's trip to a Coin Star machine to cash in his Wii donations jar!

Just a small teaser for our upcoming Wii NYC Times Square coverage - full episode coming soon!

THE STEVEN SPENCER SHOW! Episode 2 - Where we discuss why episode 1 sucked! Kraig, Pete, and Dean finally find their groove and put forth a TOTALLY AWESOME EPISODE, with stories from the Wii Midnight Launch "Party", and a large blowout that ends with two people dead! Musical Guest: Kevin Patrick (If listening on PodOmatic.com, just click the download link below if the pop-up player isn't working!)

This is THE STEVEN SPENCER SHOW! 20 second promo commercial. First episode coming only hours from now!

The pitter patter of fresh rain against your window pane. The storm is coming, and you're wrapped in blankets awaiting the thunder. Three men shall bring that thunder, wielding it on the glint of a mighty sword! Don't close your eyes, the Steven Spencer Show draws near!!