The Structured Gibberish

This is it. The big two-oh-oh. We've come a long way to get here. Savor this episode, folks. There may never be another one like it.

Pat and Brian whisper about their favorite toys, past and present. Also, there's some goofy toy hall of fame nonsense.

Pat and Brian take a look at some Transformrs: The Last Knight rumors, but that quickly segue's into a discussion of EXTREME 90s cartoons they almost forgot about. Also, there're some weird on-the-job stories in there somewhere.

No, this episode doesn't ruin movies. Pat and Brian talk about toys, including their favorites and the ones that gave away the secrets.

Pat and Brian discuss trailers, toys, and other announcements from SDCC!

Pat and Brian talk a little about their excitement to see Star Trek Beyond and some cool news from SDCC regarding the Power Rangers movie. The meat of this episode is the announcement that MattyCollector is shutting down and transferring some of their toy lines to Super7.

Pat and Brian take a first look at the CW's Kid Flash, SDCC exclusives, and other awesome toys!

Pat explains Tijuana bibles to Brian. Superman's face will be seen on Supergirl. New figures of Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal. New Star Trek Beyond trailer.

There's no news, so Pat and Brian talk about toys and junk for too long.

Pat and Brian talk about Transformers movies and upcoming SDCC exclusives.

Hey Giblets, we've had some issues with our upload process, which is why the last few episodes have been held back. We're working on getting a new system up and running. In the mean time, we're sorry if episodes come out even later then normal. As an olive branch, we hope you enjoy the long lost Structured Gibberish sitcom theme, written and performed by James Snedeker, Jr.

Pat and Brian are joined by Adam Ebert to discuss Power Rangers costumes, DC Rebirth, and Captain America's new career.

Pat and Brian say goodbye to Darwyn Cooke. CBS drops their lawsuit against Star Trek: Axanar. The Power Rangers reunite for a non-Power Rangers movie. A Saved by the Bell-themed restaurant has opened in Chicago. Marvel casts some folks in their upcoming movies. Several companies have announced their convention exclusives. Snake Mountain is dead.

Pat and Brian reminisce about their time at the Chicago Toy Show! But then, finally, Structured Gibberish proudly presents the first of an on-going series: First and Last! In this episode, the guys review the first and last episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation!

Brian shares his list of best Decepticon names. Then the guys take a first look at the new Rita Repulsa. Doctor Strange's first teaser trailer is pretty cool. Spy Monkey Creations gives a Battle Tribes update. Pat talks about some new Game of Thrones toys.

Brian is in New York, but that doesn't stop the guys from recording a fresh episode. First, Pat complains about Trap Jaw from Masters of the Universe Classics. Then, Pat complains about the botched Battle Tribes drop. Then, Pat complains about having to buy 5 Technobots just to get Scrounge. Finally, the guys enjoy some trailers.

Pat and Brian remember Admiral Ackbar, followed by complaining about Zack Snyder as is mandated by their contracts. They look at some awesome Lego Ideas and new toys from Spy Monkey Creations.

Pat & Brian discuss S. H. Figuarts and overpriced toys. They take a look at the new Voltron series and ask (but don't answer) why? They then review Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice even though they haven't seen it yet. SPOILERS. Also, Brian leaves for a bit to do baby stuff.

Pat & Brian talk about The Tick casting news and everything C2E2! Naturally, it's almost entirely about Funk POPs.

In this episode, Pat and Brian are talking about Captain America: Civil War, Daredevil season 2, the Supergirl/Flash crossover, the Han Solo solo movie, and Indiana Jones 5. And also an animation cell of He-Man.

Pat and Brian are once again joined by Adam Ebert to discuss the new Ghostbusters trailer and Zack Snyder's creations.

Pat and Brian NWI Comic-Con 2016. Then they get side tracked talking about Power Rangers and how to fix society for their children. It gets a little heavy. Finally, they figure they might as well end on a low note and talk about Zack Snyder.

Pat and Brian take a look at all the great reveals from Toy Fair 2016, including offerings from NECA, Super7, Funko, DC Collectibles, Mattel, and Hasbro.

Pat and Brian spend most of their time discussing personal issues, social media, and the future of the show. Then, after realizing they're out of time, they talk about the Flash/Supergirl crossover and the possible Hasbro/Mattel merger.

Pat and Brian are just generally angry at the state of toys and comics and kids these days.

Pat and Brian continue fondly recall Alan Rickman. Then they critique the new Masters of the Universe fan film Fall of Greyskull. Finally, the guys discuss the Suicide Squad trailer. Be sure to stick around for the after show!

Pat & Brian reflect on the life of David Bowie, Fantastic Four's well deserved Razzie nominations, Star Wars figures, and the return of Captain Action and Comic Action figures.

Pat and Brian review the best and worst things about 2015. Spoiler alert: they're going to talk about Star Wars again.

Pat and Brian are so excited about Star Wars: The Force Awakens that they had to spend an entire episode talking about Star Wars in order to keep from exploding. No structure this time, just pure Star Wars gibberish.

Pat and Brian talk about flying, Loot Crate, 3D printers, and trailers for Captain America: Civil War and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.

Pat and Brian are thankful that Harrison Ford and Chewbacca are friends again. They are not thankful for the Fantastic 4 movie. They are thankful for the Universal Monsters. They are thankful that some Guardians of the Galaxy rumors get debunked quickly. They are thankful for new Transformers and He-Man toys. Can they eat now, please?

Brian reviews Masterpiece Tracks, Pat ruminates about Justice League Dark, Brian speculates about Power Rangers, and Pat gushes over Ash vs. Evil Dead.

Pat and Brian look at a new photo from the upcoming Flash/Arrow crossover. Then, they waste time discussing a Guardians of the Galaxy rumor that's already been debunked. They gush over some amazing custom Transformers, an 80s-style Kickstarter, and a custom action figure machine.

Pat and Brian discuss the Jar Jar Conspiracy at length. Then they take a look at Star Trek (2017), Rocky Horror Picture Show figures, Stan Lee from Hot Toys, and the Filmation Masters of the Universe Classics subscription.

Pat & Brian talk about giant Skeletors, the Chicago Toy Show, Loot Crate, Muppets toys, Neca DC figures, Lego Ghostbusters, and ReMego wave 3.

Pat and Brian gush over two of their favorite franchises that take place entirely in the past: Back to the Future and Star Wars.

Pat and Brian try to wrap their heads around new Power Rangers movie news. Dino-Riders might become a new feature film, and Marvel's cinematic universe is becoming more and more interesting in the real universe.

Pat and Brian discuss the imminent collision of the past and the future! The new Pink Ranger has been cast, and New York Comic Con is winding up. The guys take a look at some of the toys announced on preview night.

A beloved local comic shop is closing, but it's still a net gain for the industry! Pat and Brian discuss their first look at Supergirl's Red Tornado, a new 3rd party Ninja Turtles figure, NYCC exclusive Masters of the Universe figures, and new Masterpiece Transformers.

Pat and Brian discuss Batman co-creator Bill Finger! In toy news, Play With This Too has a new Kickstarter, DC is producing a Super Powers Micro line, Snake Mountain's interior is revealed, Super7 will have new Alien ReAction figures at NYCC, and Santa Claus is coming to town!

Join Pat and Brian for the least structured episode ever! After some awesome Kickstarters, the guys look at a fantastic 80s DC style guide! Then we've got our first look at Hawkfolks on Legends of Tomorrow! Finally, the boys look at Ghostbusters and ReAction figures!

Brian has a new baby boy and is too tired to write a description for this episode. The guys probably talk about Star Wars or something.

Pat and Brian discuss Loot Crate, Fantastic 4, Star Wars, Secret Wars action figure covers, and action figures from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Masters of the Universe, Weaponeers of Monka, and Batman.

Pat and Brian answer a listener question! Then, it turns out Josh Trank is a jerk and the Joker may not be who he appears! Finally, Star Wars figures are going old school!

Pat & Brian talk about Deadpool and Fantastic 4 before becoming distracted by fond memories of Clerks: The Animated Series! Ghostbusters is back in the news, and the Arrowverse gets some new additions!

Pat and Brian are joined by Marc Alan Fishman from Unshaven Comics to discuss his new Kickstarter campaign! The guys stick around to talk about X-Men: Apocalypse costumes, Deadpool, and the Pez movie, at least until disaster strikes.

Pat and Brian are joined by comic book expert Adam Ebert! Every question your hosts have had over the course of this show are finally answered! The guys will discuss the pasts and futures of Marvel, DC, Image, IDW, and Boom! If you love comics, this is the episode you've been waiting for!

Comic-Con 2015 part 2! In today's episode, Pat and Brian look at new toys from Power Rangers, DC, Ghostbusters, and M.A.S.K.! Then, the guys check out Ash vs the Evil Dead and some Arrowverse news!

The Structured Gibberish presents Pat & Brian talking about San Diego Comic-Con International! In part 1 of our 2 part coverage, the guys complain about movie trailers, gush over Arrow and Flash news, and look at new toys from Masters of the Universe, Thundercats, and Transformers.

What should Marvel do with Iron Fist? Is there hope for a solo Superman Film in the future? Do the new Ghostbusters uniforms suck? What happened between Return of the Jedi and The Force Awakens? Does Devastator even need elbows? Who doesn't need a Chia Moss Man? All this and more in today's exciting episode of The Structured Gibberish!