The Time Traveller's News and World Report

In which we hear a story from the darkest part of my life. Plus my daughter helps me out with a musical bit. Also, the news.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The end of the Painting. The news, the occasional musical interlude, and a random act of poetry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The third part of The Painting. Aliens landed on San Tiempo, also a random act of poetry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The second part of The Painting. Kickstarter started February 10th, 2026 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part one of my story, the painting, plus a penalty song 'I am art', my daughter reads a random act of poetry, and my wife and I act out a dog blog, plus the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Fourth of July continues with a continuation of the story of Holly and Jack, first seen in Love And Necessity. Also, the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part one of a book that I have had hidden away for 25 years.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two stories, one of which was the first one I ever saw in print. Also a blog, and a random act of poetry. New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two shorter stories: The Threesome Girl and Love at the Edge of the World. Also, a dog blog, a random act of poetry, and of course, the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The second part of my story "May, 1968". Original published in the Landing Magazine. Also the news and a random act of poetry.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay I checked, this was originally published by something called the Landing in March of 2006. Also we have the news, a random act of poetry, and a dog blog. I think dinner is ready, I've got to go.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One of my favorite stories that I've written- The Great Christmas Caper. Plus a random act of poetry, a dog blog, and the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Also I read a random act of poetry. And another Dog Blog, and of course the news. New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My one and only podcast for sexy Belgians and Danes everywhere.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 3, with all the weirdness associated with it, will premiere December 2nd. All you sexy Belgians tune in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our last episode of the season, we have a final story, 'A World All Our Own' and a final song, a final poem, and of course the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode we hear the second part of Pa Cheese and the Fabulous Wright Flyer. Also the news, and a random act of poetry.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One my favorite stories I've ever written. Also, I sing my Grandmother's chocolate pudding recipe, because reasons.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part two of my story, Death Takes the Highway. Also, a paper on puppet cancer. Also the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part one of my story, Death Takes the Highway, along with the news, and some more of the usual silliness.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tonight's story, Love and Necessity, is the oldest one in the podcast. And it's REALISM. And it's intense. You have been forewarned.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part two of our story of robots in early Los Angeles. Also, as always the news, and as a bonus, a random act of poetry.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A story about a detective working a case in Los Angeles in 1919. A case like no other. Plus a random act of poetry.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My ode to watching far too many episodes of the X-Files, Werewolves From Outer Space, plus the news, and a song I should pretend I recorded while drinking.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live show! One take! A security guard at in a mansion has a dance with the other side....New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season two continues with our first Christmas Story, A Vampire at Christmas, plus a random act of poetry about an ancient Celtic god, and of course, the news from the The Island of San Tiempo.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 2 Begins! Our First Stand Alone Story! Also the news! And a random act of poetry! I may have broken the period key on my keyboard and am forced to use the exclamation point!New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Preview of season two Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We wrap up the Infinitely Spiraling Clock, and I take a break. Also, the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the penultimate season one episode, the Dragon and Jocelyn are reunited, and Arthur fights in his last battle. Also, the news. #Dieselpunk #SteampunkNew Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spring returns from visiting the Fairies, and on the verge of Alice's last battle, Arthur and Keith are reunited. Also, the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A grown up Helen goes to Camelot and sees her father, and they search for the Holy Grail, which doesn't turn out the way you would expect. Also, the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spring meets with the Fairies. Helen grows up. Also an extended version of the news, a random act of poetry, and the usual musical nonsense. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keith and Alice go back to the Gristle and Thorn Pub, and Alice realizes that she's caught herself in a time loop. Spring figures out something. Also, the news, and a random act of poetry.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice and Keith get married, Helen attends, because, wouldn't you? The news radio robot, um, the news radio announcer has a bit of a problem. Also, a random act of poetry.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice and Keith go on their first date. Iosing a song based on one of my poems, called Fight, then Alice and Keith go and see Houdini.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice finds Keith, but not when she expected. Some excellent Ukulele playing. Also the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spring related to Helen the story of how they went looking for her father. Unaware that time is moving faster for Keith Quick, Alice and Spring begin their search in Hollywood in 1939. Also, I read the story Tabitha Won't Sleep to my daughter, and of course, the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keith and Gwen wage through a fictionalized version of the battle of Mount Badon, against Morgan Le Fay and Jack Cassidy. Cassidy uses his knowledge of the future to create gunpowder, and Gwen figures out that Keith isn't really from France. Arthur arrives, and the truth finally comes out. Also, the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guinevere is kidnapped by Jack, and Keith has to hunt the two of them down. Helen is fascinated by the story. Nice music in this one. Also the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Dragon meets Jack Cassidy a second time. Keith goes to a masquerade ball at Camelot, where he discovers something about Guinevere.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keith goes to the tourney at Camelot, where he takes part in the joust, and discovers he has a role to play at Camelot. Also, a song I wrote, and of course the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Helen presses Spring for further information on her father. Keith considers entering a tourney in order to win a seat at the round table, an idea he is blatantly ripping off of Jack Cassady. Also the news, and our first Random Act of Poetry.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After spending most of a year walking back to England Keith and the Dragon meet a time traveller named Jack. The three of them head back to England together where they end up in the middle of a siege. Jack is able to make peace, but the Dragon receives bad news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keith and the Dragon meet a Sphinx and give her tea. They make their way across the desert, causing the myth of the man and the Dragon to spread. They also meet an angry mob trying to burn another time traveller at the stake and decide to help. Also the news.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Helen, a young girl from London, has an English mother, an American father, and a Fairy Godmother. One day when her Fairy Godmother Spring comes to visit, she tries to explain why her father Keith isn't around all the time. Spring begins by telling the story of how Keith, a time traveller, met a dragon in the desert during the fifth century. Also, the news from San Tiempo.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which we explain the story of my book, The Time Traveller's Resort and Museum, of which this is to act as a sequel.New Kickstarter starts February 10th 2026!https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mermaidsofthe7seas/mermaids-of-the-seven-seas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.