The Zamo the Destroyer Show

Inspired by John Lemon and Yogurt Oh No, Zamo has been staging a “bed-in against bad weather” protest. The humans, of course, insist the improvement in daylight this last few weeks has nothing to do with Ig’s protest… just like they refuse to believe the giant trucker’s protest this weekRead More ...

Another week’s worth of snow has Zamo feeling down and longing for the warm winters of America. Even if Iggy has to lie and cheat to force the humans to move there. https://zamothedestroyer.com http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer

Santa didn’t bring any of the stuff Zamo asked for this year, just a bunch of snow, which Iggy hates. In other news, Technical Support Monkey got Zamo a man-Barbie statue of the Greek Sun God Helios… as well as a Duran Duran mixtape which Zamo insists Ig didn’t askRead More ...

It’s Christmas baking season, but neither Georgie nor Technical Support Monkey have any spirit of giving when it comes to sharing their maraschino cherries with Zamo… not even after Squeaky Simon Man-Barbie intervenes on Zamo’s behalf. https://zamothedestroyer.com http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer

Zamo goes along to supervise when Georgie has to wait in line to pick up a parcel… and once again, Georgie learns that quiet costs a dollar a minute. https://zamothedestroyer.com http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer

It’s been a frustrating couple weeks for Zamo, between Ig’s attempts to get around Mr. Hydell’s $200 minimum on the weekly poker game and Zamo’s attempts to use the RCMP as Ig’s personal enforcers all backfiring. https://zamothedestroyer.com http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer

A Google war between Zamo and Technical Support Monkey about whether or not her Irish ancestors worshipped a rain god leads to Zamo finding out some rather more amusing (and disgusting!) information about Chimpette’s ancient ancestors. https://zamothedestroyer.com http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer

Technical Support Monkey has gone and dyed her hair red again, and Zamo thinks Ig knows why… no matter how much Technical Support Monkey might deny it. In other news, Georgie and Pierre’s “wicker something or other” tenant Kelsey also won’t do Zamo’s Halloween bidding… not even for a wholeRead More ...

It’s Halloween and the humans are all conspiring to keep Zamo from getting any candy, despite the terrible consequences the Ooga Booga Woo Woo Guides have unleashed upon Georgie’s digestive system on Zamo’s behalf. Meanwhile, whilst researching how to make Isis (or ISIS, whichever) do Ig’s bidding, Zamo discovers aRead More ...

After snooping through Technical Support Monkey’s phone, Zamo forbids Chimpette from hanging out with Squeaky Simon… even though she claims to have never met him. In other news, Pierre got a public art commission in Idaho and Zamo thinks there might finally be some progress on the ol’ marry-Chimpette-to-Jeff-from-Ojai scheme.Read More ...