This Shouldn't be a Thing

In Canada, it's all about helping the community. Whether it's donating some clothes or giving a grandparent a ride or operating a city bus through the city, because people need to get places! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:52 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!

Look folks, sometimes we have a good time with this segment and it's all fun and games and tons of laughs, but then are things that truly shouldn't be a thing...like a $40, two hour tour to walk around NYC and look at trash and rats. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Today's TSBAT isn't just a story to inform you, but to teach you a valuable lesson: If you go hiking off the beaten path, always go with another person and watch out for a huge boulder. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We're not here to judge or give unsolicited advice, so here is some judgement and unsolicited advice: If you're driving a truck with a quarter of a billion bees, maybe take those corners slowly to avoid a swarm. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

If you're a homeowner, you're gonna find things on your lawn; kids toys from next door, dog toys from next door, you next door neighbor asleep in your backyard, but a guy in Norway never expected to find this on his property. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

As Americans, we no longer accept the criticism and judgement of our European friends, as long as they are causing voluntary bodily harm to themselves for the grand prize of cheese. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Even short flights can have their problems, especially when you have a couple of winged stowaways aboard, but hey, they're just trying to live their best life. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Have you ever been driving down the road, enjoying life, enjoying some tunes and the whole back half of your vehicle disappears? No? Because it happens more than you think. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Welcome to our best of edition of TSBAT and enjoy on of our favorites! Imagine a job where you're paid to utter the sentence "I found another phallus!" Well, if you live in Normandy, you might be in luck! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

There's an old saying: "Records are made to be broken", and here at the show we're wondering if ALL records are made to be broken...or should even be in existence at all? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Wanna find the hottest books to read this summer? Well we can't guarantee all of these titles are good...or real. But what do you expect from AI? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Look, we here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Cheesecakery, we're not mechanics, but we know the best and worst way to tow a car, but we're not going to mess with Texas. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We understand people are allergic to foods, we also understand that businesses are responsible for their actions, but if your method of getting rich is "sue, sue again!", well then maybe that's a problem. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Wanna celebrate the good ol' days? Why not get you and 70 other teams to race up and down the street no matter how dumb this sounds? Awesome. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We here at Matenaer On Air and Shuttle Disposal aren't experts in almost anything, but we can tell you is if the bottle looks gross, don't drink from it. You're welcome...the bill is in the mail. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Imagine spending two years training to break a world record and you have to annoy some California Redwoods to make it happen? Don't worry, people will be there to sing songs and give you good vibes, man. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

You have to learn to respect the road and the people on it. Doesn't matter if you're young, old, man, woman or duck... And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

If you have a cat, live in Denver and have $5000 to burn, you too may become an internet sensation, because why not?! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

If you live in Fairfax County, VA and want to visit a McDonalds, better bring that ID or your parents, because you'll need it to get that Happy Meal. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Kenneth is a British WWII Veteran, Kenneth is 98 and Kenneth doesn't have time for billionaires pushing fascist ideologies in Europe...or anywhere. He has a message for one particular billionaire. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We get it, people come over, you wanna have some food or drinks for your guests, but we don't think that you need to offer drinks to your arresting officers. Then again, this is Florida. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

The first thing we asked when hearing about today's TSBAT was "Well that's weird, even for Florida!" Boy howdy were we off on this one! Enjoy the disturbing photo and we hope the best for the little critter. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

An important statue is being removed from the Wellington Airport and we think this is the biggest crime in Middle Earth! Hopefully the sculptures will pass. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

What would you do with 800,000 dimes? That's a lot of wishes. Well, it's not all great when you have to clean them up off the road. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We live in a fantastic world of technology where if you want to take a selfie with say...a crocodile, you can type that into your search engine and make it happen. Real life, isn't always better. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

You know when someone brings up a topic and you think engaging in a conversation would be very stupid? Well welcome to today's edition of TSBAT, where we can't stop talking about this stupid topic. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

he suspect is described as wearing black and white while sporting a red hat. Oh, and he’s about two feathery feet tall. That’s right, he’s a bird—specifically, a woodpecker in heat. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Imagine a job where you're paid to utter the sentence "I found another phallus!" Well, if you live in Normandy, you might be in luck! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We're all on a budget today, so if you leave your phone somewhere, it's always a good idea to go back and retrace your steps, even if it takes you to the top of a mountain. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Romance is in the air and Florida is the place to be if you're an alligator, looking for love. And when it comes knocking at your door, answer it at your own risk. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

We are sad to see you go, boat...we hardly knew you. Turns out that anonymous donors are paying to have the abandoned vessel, left on the shores of Lake Michigan, removed from sight. Who would be so kind? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Turns out chimps aren't that different from you or me. They travel in packs, they can communicate and it seems like they enjoy drinking together, too! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

There's a whole new sort of pirate out there and they're not on the water and they don't want your gold, they want something even more valuable. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Just when you thought it was safe to go sorta near the water! Don't tread too close or you might get sucked into the murky depth of quicksand! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

In our hard hitting, someday award winning coverage of Fyre Fest 2, we provide part 3 in this 3 part(?) series. Hearts are broken, mellows are harshed and Billy speaks. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Imagine getting a ticket for parking your car in a spot that was there last night and today, it's gone. Well, one man is fighting the law over this. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Apparently allegations of embezzlement, a health condition and a very famous photo isn't going to keep Brett Favre from eyeing political office in Wisconsin?! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Times are tough and we could all use a friend, but maybe don't take your emotional support pet through the aisles of Wal-Mart? And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

If you're living in China and you're on the lighter side of the scale, you might wanna watch out for the weather or you could possibly blow away! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

If you're gonna pack a penguin on a helicopter flight, buckle it up for goodness sake! Nobody was harmed in the making of this TSBAT. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach....is it an alien? Is it a mermaid? No! It might be...a horrifying piece of driftwood!! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

In today's hustle and bustle, we need to be connected, we need to be alert, so why should simple household chores keep you from doing such a thing! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

OK, look, when you think of all the people who can give their thoughts on cookies, providing expertise on the matter, those who come to mind are Grandma, Amos, Cookie Monster, but not this family...at all. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

If you're in England, look out for "hormonal hawks", because you need to watch the video on this story. Stay low, stay alert and don't let the kids out, because this hawk isn't playing. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

A story so odd...you'd think we were in Florida. But alas we are in Pahrump, NV (look it up, it's a real place) where we find a man who is fighting for his support animals...big support animals. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Look, they're turkeys...what did you expect?! We've been eating their ancestors for thousands of years...it was only a matter of time before they snapped! And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

Montgomery Township, just outside Philadelphia, has new curvy lines down Grays Lane and residents have absolutely no idea why this is happening. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

When you have talent you want to show it off to the world and why no break a record while you're at it. Tread lightly, this entire story is one big double entendre. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

A man has set a world's record for underwater pull ups and we want to know...is that even impressive? Spoiler alert...it is. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

This one is a two parter, with video!! If the otters break free, then let them stay free!! If you disagree, well then you'll have to go through the raccoons, which we don't endorse. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to [email protected] and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn’t Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!