Those Who Can’t Date, Teach…

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Those Who Can’t Date, Teach…

When two thirty-something Houston teachers realize the commonalities and humor of the dating lives that surround them, all they can say is “Class is in session…”

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    We're Baaaaaack!

    After a three -year hiatus, Ms. S and Ms. J are back and ready to update you on our lives and get back to what we love talking about the most: teaching and dating! Find out what's been happening in our lives before we get back to regularly scheduled guest daters! Grab your seat, student section, class is in session!As promised… here’s the link to the first episode so you can catch the references and see how far we’ve come: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/those-who-cant-date-teach/id1606019519?i=1000548390079Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Thirty Seven: We are all out here drinking and eating

    Big update: Julia is back on the apps!!! To celebrate, we invited Brit who is an expert app-dater. Such as fun conversation reliving our worst dates, messaging prospects, and laughing along the way! Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Thirty-Six: I had an Accidental Boyfriend One Time

    We missed you! Tune in for a walk down memory lane with this week's guests: Ava and Greta. Not only do these ladies feel 22, but they are 22! That's right, we got to find out whether dating in college has gotten any better since Ms. S and Ms. J lived the campus life. Spoiler alert: it hasn't. We are HIGHLY impressed with these two Gen Z-ers who seem to have more things figured out then we did at their age. You won't want to miss this one! xoxo Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Thirty-Five: "Travels for Work"

    We're baaack! Spring break lasted a bit longer than we intended. Tune in for this week's episode where we hear from Bridget who, like many of us, had a wild ride of dating in her 20s. You win some, you lose some, but there is always a lesson to learn! Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Thirty-Four: Murder in Miami

    A very loyal listener joins this week, and it's a MAN! Tune in to hear the wild story about how he met his wife. We don't recommend it but glad it worked out for Will. We think this episode could land us a partnership with United Airlines or even a plot line in a Hallmark movie. Enjoy! Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Thirty-Three: Love Bombing

    Long-awaited guest! Charlotte is here to share many romantic journeys abroad, a few toxic relationships, and plenty of lessons learned along the way. We are inspired by her personal journey and can't wait to see where life takes her! Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Thirty-Two: Dating & Teaching: This is My World

    This week, we have a very special guest. You might have heard of her before on the Bachelorette, but we had a blast getting to hear all about her life as a teacher, her goals for the future, and her journey at present. Tune in to hear our new favorite person get real and talk all things teaching and dating. Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Episode Thirty-One: Thank You, Next!

    Halla at Halla! We loved our guest this week and definitely plan to have her back soon. In fact, Julia and Halla may be seeking out a partnership with the newest singles mixer events in town.  Halla shares a few of MANY cringe first date experiences that all left her saying NEXT! MTV.... will you sponsor us? Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Thirty: I did the Lord's Work

    Happy Super Bowl Sunday! Julia shares about a recent cringe encounter at the grocery store-- we can't wait to hear your thoughts! Two dear friends also join to share how they met in college (must be nice!) and navigated the teaching world as a couple. You won't want to miss this one! Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Twenty-Nine: ...Because the sex

    This week we try to get to the bottom of why men stick it out with crazy women and all of lives' other burning questions. Aaron and Joe take us on a roller coaster to help us understand the single man's perspective. Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Twenty-Eight: I Care About You Tremendously

    A long-awaited guest appears on this week's episode of Those Who Can't Date, Teach! Tune in to hear Heidi's wild journey dating as a teacher. We guarantee you'll need a glass of wine after this one.  Cheers!Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Twenty-Seven: Ghosting Boys Left & Right

    Welcome back, listeners! Thanks for tolerating our holiday break. We make up for it this week with Katy: a teacher who understands the struggles in pubic education as well as the struggles in dating. She loves a good bar make-out and a good ghosting, but even more, she loves the solid foundation and productive conversation of a healthy relationship.Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Twenty-Six: Manifesting is Key

    Welcome back! We hope you enjoyed Thanksgiving with your loved ones. This week's guest takes us from her LA dating journey back to her home town. Erica shares quite a few cringe-worthy experiences and we debate all things from dating app bots to first date do NOTs. You won't want to miss this one! Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Twenty-Five: Could've Would've Should've

    Happy Thanksgiving break! On this week's episode, Megan comes on to share her experience with moving for a guy. Spoiler: it wasn't great, but she learned valuable lessons along the way. Tune in for a doozy! Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Twenty-Four: Meet the Family

    The holidays are upon us! Would you rather go on a first date on Valentine's Day or New Year's Eve at 11:59? He's a 10 but goes for cranberries first. Tune in for the answer to these questions and more! Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Twenty-Three: New Room, New Me

    Happy November! This week's guest makes us laugh, cry, and pray for it! You won't want to miss this lesson- change is scary and beautiful. Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Twenty-Two: You're Not in the Top 8... Move on Sis

    Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by social media? This week's guest, Ms. S, & Ms. J all have. We are here for every minute of Mattie's roller coaster of dating stories. Check out the beautiful lesson this week.  We also left in some bonus period chat where we realized how important it is to reclaim our space to speak about bodies without shame. Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Twenty-One: 100 First Dates

    With Spooky Season in full swing, this week's guest fed us cheese and potion and told us some spooky dating stories. We break down what life is like when you are in your "hundred first dates" SZN and there are plenty of laughs and a really solid lesson. Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Twenty: How I Met Your Brother

    This week's guest is Ms. J's future sister-in-law! The journey she took to find her man is a doozy, but we are here for every minute. Tune in for laughter and tears... and send Hilary Duff our way. <3Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Nineteen: But Where Is The Bar Pizza?

    Happy October! We have a fun episode for our student section this week. Dylan takes us on a roller coaster retelling of his past relationships, we discuss the struggles of dating in Houston, and Ms. J is annoyed we aren't watching football instead. Cheers to another month of your favorite pod! Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Eighteen: I Enjoyed Dating

    We have a rare guest this week that truly has always liked dating. We explore what that's like and get some good laughs along the way.  Ms. J wants to be her and Ms. S wants to be her crush, check out this episode and hear Jen win us over. Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Seventeen: The Gameshow Network

    We are back and better than ever! This episode brought us back to our season 1 roots where Ms. S, Ms. J, and their guest discuss a myriad of dating questions. What is the worst drink someone can order on a first date? What Bumble message will haunt you for the rest of your life? Tune in to find out the answers to these questions and more! Life it weird and we are all doing out best. Cheers! Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Sixteen: My Love Language is Food

    Join us for a week filled with love stories and food stories. Susan explains how the way to her heart is through her stomach. She may have gotten sidelined a few times along the way and encountered some awkward situations, but she eventually found her way to her "cheesy" happy ending. Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Fifteen: A Tribute to Taylor

    The girls take the podcast in a different direction this week. Their are many people who have supported Ms. S and Ms. J through their journey of love and loss, but one woman truly stands out: Taylor Swift. Tune in as the girls go through each album while recapping favorite songs, memories, and moments. If Taylor Swift isn't your jam, then this may not be for you. Swifties tune in! We will back next week with regularly scheduled programming. Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Fourteen: Shout out to Alcohol

    This week is filled with laughs as your favorite girls bring in one of their favorite guys. It's time to get real on the single man perspective, and he brings an honest telling of his own experience with dating. We're ready for him to write a self help book for men as he bartends, he gives advice, and don't tell him-- but he's pretty funny. Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Thirteen: Summer Seven Winter Three

    August is in full swing which means school is right around the corner (insert rolling eye emoji). Luckily, a true loyal listener joins us this week to share a few of her most memorable/cringe dating stories and how she met the one. You don't want to miss this one: Amy is a ten! Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Twelve: Dogs Before Dudes

    This week we do a little man-hating, but in the most fun way. Brooke shines a light on where the phrase "Men Ain't $h!+" comes from and we have a good laugh at the blast from the past (including our prom stories). Don't worry, there's a success story here too! If the 'F' word offends you, then don't tune in!Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Eleven: I am a Serial Monogamist

    You know those people who are always in relationships? Well, this week we talk to one! Tune into hear about some male dating advice. Although he can't relate to the misery of dating, he shares valuable advice and answers a few of our most pressing questions. Thanks for stopping by, Matt!Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Ten: You and 7 SWAT Cops

    Buckle up for a wild ride!  Our friend Hannah joins us for a hilarious recap of dating throughout her 30s. Somehow she always ends up in hotel pools with hot guys, and we are HERE FOR IT. Such a fun conversation which felt like therapy for all of us. You won't want to miss this one. Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Eight: I think Puka Shells Would've Been Worse

    In lesson 8, the girls sit down with Julia's cousin, Lisa! It's been quite a few years since Lisa participated in the dating game, but after hearing a few of her stories, we learn that things really haven't changed all that much. Turns out, it doesn't matter how you meet your dates, they can still surprise you! Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Seven (Take Two): Ladies We Have Plans

    After an unplanned hiatus, the girls are back and joined with our dear friend Krystle. She had us in tears of laughter as she described her journey of kissing frogs and what it took to find her forever partner. Tune in for a wild ride and a valuable lesson!Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Six: Real Housewives of Houston

    This week is special, as we host a married couple. The return of a season one favorite and his spouse brings lots of laughs and helpful advice for success in relationships.Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Five: From Failure to Fiance

    Summertime; feeling fine! Join us this week for a fun-filled convo about everything from dating catastrophes, break-up letters, and happily ever afters. Ms. S & Ms. J finally got our dear friend Sarah on the Pod. Tune in for laughs, tears, and everything in between.Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Four: That's Not How I Like to Start My Day

    This week, the girls talk with a special guest. Sheila reflects on the differences in cultural and regional dating, COVID experiences, and controversial grocery store opinions. We loved her perspective and had a lot of laughs. Sign her up for Season Three.Thanks for putting up with us having ads. If you need teacher certification help, click the link below:http://www.240tutoring.com/Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Three: Every Straight Man Ruins It With Ice Clinking

    We love to get the male perspective. This week's guest tells us how proud he is of us for being brave, and we are happy to hear his input on the maturing process of an adult male. He also brings a success story that ties into season one and we are here for it. Thanks for putting up with us having ads. If you need teacher certification help, click the link below:http://www.240tutoring.com/Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson Two: Moms Know Best

    Happy Mother's Day to all the awesome moms out there! This week's episode features Ms. S and Ms. J's moms. They bring their own hilarious stories, advice, and take on modern dating. As usual, moms are filled with words of wisdom.Thanks for putting up with us having ads. If you need teacher certification help, click the link below:http://www.240tutoring.com/Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Lesson One: Hot Seat

    In the Season Two opener, Ms. S and Ms. J take the hot seat to face off against their biggest critic. Listen in to hear this week's guest make the hosts share their life updates, embarrassing podcast faux pas, and answers to her burning questions. Your favorite girls took a long spring break, and are back in full force. We have even partnered with some actual affiliates. See link below for the first partnership:http://www.240tutoring.com/Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    10 Out of Ten

    In the season finale episode, Ms. S and Ms. J share their best dates to date as well as some bright spots from the crazy school year. What a journey it's been. Can't wait to see what they bring in Season Two.Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Ninety (Nine) Problems, And They're All With the Apps

    Ms. J and Ms. S have a hilarious share session with their guest, laughing through some failed app dates, as well as breaking down the app hierarchy over time and across communities.**Show notes: We ran a little long, so we apologize, but I promise we tried to cut it down. We're just really funny.Also, stay tuned after the final credits for info on Ms. J's book. Can be purchased on Amazon here: https://www.amazon.com/Laugh-at-Love-Every-Girl/dp/0997871806Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Seven Wonders of the World

    In this week's lesson plan, a special guest shares her unique dating experience and leads a great discussion regarding who we still wonder about and what might've been. Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Six Flags

    In this week's lesson plan, the girls break down what it means to identify red flags, yellow flags, and green flags in a potential partner. Through their lists, they learn a valuable lesson and want everyone to take away a new outlook on these flags. Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    I Plead the Fifth

    In this week's lesson plan, Ms. S & Ms. J discuss times they wish they could just plead the fifth and relinquish any ownership of their actions. However, for their students' sake, they decide to own up and take responsibility for their choices.**Episode notes: We want to wish you all a Merry Super Bowl and a Happy Valentine's Day. If you need a little extra love this year, find us on Instagram and we will shower you with praise for supporting us. We love you all!! <3 @thosewhocantdate_teachSupport the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    This One's 4 the Boys

    This week, we gain some male perspective and sort through some of the common miscommunications and missteps that somehow seem unavoidable.Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Three's Company

    This week, we have our first guest. Turns out we're not alone when it comes to crazy dating stories. Join us as we discuss the ones who can't take no for answer.**Show Notes**Follow our IG: @thosewhocantdate_teachJulia mentions getting meal delivery this week. It's mostly because there's a teacher discount running at Home Chef 50% off your first week. You're welcome.Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    2 Little, 2 Late

    On episode number two, we talk about what happens when someone offers too little or returns way too late (insert fire emoji here). We also found some intro music along the way.Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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    Worst First

    On our debut episode, we discuss our worst first dates and why we’ve found our way to this platform. We’re all here hoping for the best, but sometimes, you get the worst.Support the showEmail us at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @thosewhocantdate_teach 

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

When two thirty-something Houston teachers realize the commonalities and humor of the dating lives that surround them, all they can say is “Class is in session…”

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Ms. J & Ms. S

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