Three Cents Podcast

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Three Cents Podcast

Your chronically online media consumers:Jock, John and Jackson

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    Episode 52: The Worst Opening 20 Minutes of All Time

    Hello, here is another episode of the podcast. This one is a funny one! Lots of storytelling in this one with the lads recounting stories from their childhoods and more recent activities. Sorry to the cinephiles but there is not much film talk, but instead there's a good 30 minutes talking about poo/turds!! But it is actually kinda funny and nuanced and niche. So yeah. Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Welcome back!0:01 Jock poos his pants5:34 John poos his pants6:50 Farting at the urinal9:12 Sponsored segment10:22 John farts at urinal next to a guy13:48 John gets accused of being Mexican15:45 Jackson milk guy16:30 The Power of the Fart19:00 How to mask a fart22:33 Jock’s teacher does poopy24:55 Awesome iPad kid28:05 Favourite childhood toy30:44 Marbles & Ruth Ginsburg machines34:10 Using the fire escape38:04 Jock steals stuff41:30 Throwing stuff off balconies43:18 Child jackson steals46:55 Legalise dumpster diving52:05 FaZe Banks53:30 Sometimes art sucks55:05 PIRACY 🏴‍☠️🦜57:30 Dwink water!!59:20 Australian ‘celebrities’1:06:45 Renaissance nudes!!

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    Episode 51: Talk Show is the New Podcast

    PODCAST OR TALK SHOW. This is the big question that is asked this week. In this process the lads attempt to create various talk-show-esque segments (Jimmy Fallon style). We also discuss recent films like Hoppers, The Drama, Super Mario Galaxy, etc. We also impersonate minions for like 7 minutes. So do we come to a conclusion for this big question?... No, but it’s kinda funny I think. WATCH NOW!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Talk Show vs. Podcast1:25 Our new segment3:40 Religion6:00 Egyptian Mythology7:10 #fentthoughts9:40 Some tattoos should be banned10:55 Lawmaking segment12:17 What crime would you commit?17:08 Usain Bolt marketing team18:30 Ethan Torpedo21:20 Hoppers (2026)27:17 7 minute minion impression34:17 Inventions segment38:50 Vitaly incident39:40 Acronym segment46:05 BELLYBALL52:30 What’s the best sauce?57:00 Artemis II1:00:00 Doctor Whom1:03:30 Representation in film1:05:45 The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)1:10:35 The Drama vs. Project Hail Mary

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    Episode 50: We Gave our Intern a Soundboard

    The lads have officially reached episode 50 (FIFTY)!! WOW!! Crazy stuff! To celebrate, they begin by discussing the origins of furries and bronies, before moving onto further chat about gambling, banks, Pompeii and some general film discussion as well. Intern David also discovered how to use a soundboard, curious to hear what silly sounds he produces? WATCH NOW!!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Episode 50!!1:30 Furries & Bronies9:18 Bunny Rabbit Origin13:13 Banks & Gentlemen’s Clubs22:50 American Psycho25:23 Upcoming Movies (Heat 2, Hail Mary, etc)28:10 Ryan Gosling crazy guy31:50 Pompeii reenactment36:40 New National Anthem38:50 Jackson’s never seen Star Wars41:00 Jackson wins the lottery48:05 Rating American foods49:40 Jock creates words51:30 What animal would u be??54:40 Will Smith did WHAT?

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    Episode 49: It's Tavern Time Somewhere

    Jock is back!! And the lads return to form by talking about a whole bunch of important stuff! This includes getting hammered in medieval times, scamming people on TikTok live, the Holocaust, Deji, and more!! Jock also tells stories from his recent trip to the States, want to know what he got up to? TUNE IN NOW TO FIND OUT 🧟Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Old people2:30 Welcome back Jock!!4:00 Selling rocks on TikTok12:12 Heterosapiens13:35 Jock’s US road trip18:00 Stalking TikTokers21:40 Deji and the Sidemen i guess23:00 Michael B. Jordan win Oscar!24:00 Impact frames25:15 Funny little guy Oscar28:45 Slurs in NYC31:13 FMK: mean, median, mode34:00 NYC & Boston37:12 Holocaust memorial & cop slide39:35 Tourists & the name Clint 42:10 Meta Rayban Pranks47:37 Would we do well in medieval times?54:00 How would you impress the princess?58:40 Jock’s gay Greek book1:02:50 A final word from Jock

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    Episode 48: We Discuss Famous Conspiracies

    In their final episode without Jock, John and Jackson assemble a team to breakdown the world's biggest conspiracies. Joined by guests Daniel and Ezra, the lads will uncover the global implications of Guy Sebastian, the harsh realities of Michael Jackson, and finally decide whether or not it really was Adam Savage in that one picture. Tune in to find out!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 The guys are here2:13 Cameras & Moon landing4:00 the BIG reveal!!5:05 The Virus & Guy Sebastian13:35 JFK & the Irish17:35 new ranking scale19:35 Paul McCartney22:18 Michael Jackson27:00 The new 6727:50 Michael Jackson’s face32:48 Adam Savage’s hole39:13 THE Island 49:25 Top 10 suspects54:19 Baby boy Daniel vs. the elite1:00:20 The BIG finale1:04:20 Ez says goodbye :)

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    Episode 47: Fighting the King Crab (with @WoofaYT)

    To try and fill the void left by Jock, John and Jackson are joined today by their friend Daniel. Together, they explore the true meaning of being alive, how to make it online, and whether dreams really mean anything.Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Main ChannelYoutube Pod ChannelInstagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Welcome Daniel (aka Woofa)!!1:40 Coke vs Pepsi4:22 Business vs Pleasure9:30 Guessing Trump nicknames19:00 Daniel’s letterboxd top 424:23 How old can you get?27:47 King Crab31:20 Daniel vs. a BIG animal34:25 What do dreams mean?37:27 Jock calls in!!39:36 Obama confirms aliens44:15 We give Daniel ideas47:10 Public pranks49:12 Pee vs. Poo53:14 The most important question of all time55:20 Reality show challenges58:50 iDubbbz 1:03:40 The Woofa voice1:10:39 Star signs

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    Episode 46: Odessa A'zion Stock Crash

    This week, Jock has left the show! He’ll be back (hopefully) but in the meantime, John and Jackson are holding down the fort, talking Marty Supreme spoilers, unhinged romance movies, and doing impressions of guys drinking beers. Tune in to see if a tricycle can still work with only two wheels.Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Main Channel Youtube Pod ChannelInstagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Jock is gone :(2:40 Jackson nose job4:35 MARTY SUPREME review13:45 Message from Jock!!17:05 Odessa A’Zion23:20 Harry Potter deleting poos26:42 Casey Neistat vs Seth Rogan30:30 WONDER MAN IS GOOD!!35:50 Valentine’s Day movie suggestions41:55 Ricky Gervais in the files47:00 Money & Australian Politics (sorry)55:00 Racism roleplay

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    Episode 45: Memorialmaxxing

    The big dogs are back and starting the new year with a bang with some low-cortisol level jokes, humour, funny-time, etc. Amongst this you’ll find discussions of redemption arcs, where Michael Jackson and Winnie the Pooh lie on the morality scale and some light nerdmaxxing discourse on TV and gamez. Watch now!! Me watch now!!!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Robert Downey Jr exploded2:30 Redemption arcs5:50 Intro & big stuff happening7:50 Winnie the Pooh in THE files9:20 Was Mike Jack good??12:20 Actors against AI16:20 Jock goes to America17:54 MARTY SUPREME19:05 Phantom strength24:14 Morphine and other drugs28:12 Kessel Run & plotholes34:08 Fallout TV show36:10 Reading Halo books38:10 Console WARZ44:20 Phones are cringe!!47:10 LEGO Gamez!!52:40 You guys heard of Reddit55:30 Next month is going to be WILD!!

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    Episode 44: 2026 is the new 2016

    It’s a new year and to celebrate, the lads make some new resolutions and predictions for 2026. This involves analysing sneeze metrics, crafting new gambling strategies, and talking way too much about the Stranger Things finale. Check it out!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 STRANGER THING 59:01 New Years Resolutions 10:45 Jock’s 2026 Predictions15:10 John’s 2026 Predictions16:50 John tradwife arc18:50 THE SNEEZE STATS (2025) 36:30 Special guest!!!37:10 Body Mods (Iron Man-esque)40:05 Intern David Here!!!40:30 David & Charmeras43:52 2026 & Pessimism 45:45 AI folds protein or something 50:43 Okay back to funny stuff51:00 Tattoos54:10 Jocks skin phobia1:00:10 David masters GAMBLING1:10:00 Goodbye & leave comments!!!

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    Episode 43: A ThreeCents Christmas: The Squeakquel

    Merry Christmas from all of us at Three Cents! To celebrate the holidays, the lads welcome their intern David onto the show to help them exchange gifts, debate fictional dogs, and explore their musical talents. enjoy, merry christmas :))Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:00 Scoring babes3:11 It's Christmas!!6:20 Scooby-Doo VS Grinch’s Max11:48 Jackson Present Time15:00 Jock’s presents19:50 John’s presents25:40 David’s gifts!!38:20 Who we are grateful for44:30 Thank you billionaires!!46:05 Who would win Hunger Game??54:03 Best thing of 20251:00:05 Ok so we’re signing now1:02:00 David’s FINAL gift!!!1:09:34 Goodbye 2025 :)

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    Episode 42: Our Competitor to Minions

    Watch the video episode on our youtube.Have you ever wondered how ants reproduce? Have you ever wondered who voiced Boog in Open Season? Have you ever wondered about the origin of Doinks? Boy do I have a show for you! Come join us this week as, alongside recurring guest Oli, the lads finally hit the goldmine and develop one of the greatest media IP to ever be conceived. You might want to lock your doors for this one.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 the most beautiful intro0:46 Jock had a bad night2:34 how do ants reproduce4:00 growing a child5:10 back to the ants7:00 you guys seen Barnyard (2006)?10:43 Open Season is a horror movie14:18 Stuart Little hitman19:54 getting recognised by the fans24:00 the extended Open Season IP26:05 making the new ‘little guy’32:50 expanding the Doink empire36:24 is Rick and Morty good?41:30 kevin spacey vs justin roiland43:23 technical difficulties43:37 Jock got sunburnt44:45 motherhood46:44 our ABC pitch51:00 Doink fanart53:00 where do dinosaurs come from56:50 toilet etiquette59:30 John pees on a lizard

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    Episode 41: Giving Background Characters Lore

    This week, the lads get creative. They start by creating new lore for background extras in movies, then begin to expand their vocabulary, before finally discussing the lasting effects of the #Kony2012 movement. Come find out how any of that fits together in this week's episode of the pod!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:00:00 creating new TALK TO ME lore13:40 special guest15:18 DJ PHONES IN15:45 Nicknames17:20 more fanfiction… i mean lore19:48 Marty Supreme & Tyler24:46 the WORD game38:50 Discussing WEAPONS (2025) one last time42:00 FARCRY series announcement44:20 #KONY201248:20 Silly warlord names51:40 Anne Frank & Bluelight55:00 Numbers & Mamdani58:50 Fedora Films59:55 Why are fedoras so cool?1:00:40 The origin of the Frisbee

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    Episode 40: Pushing Clones off of Buildings

    Episode 40 sees the lads reuniting with their friend Eleni to ask some very important questions: ‘How do you avoid a wedgie?’, ‘What would you test on your clone?’ and ‘How many Iced Coffees can a girl drink until it's performative?’. Come find out the answers in this week's episode!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 We’re on1:10 WEDGIES8:11 Also welcome Eleni!!8:12 Ok let’s talk about dacking13:30 Halloween 🎃18:43 How to rizz20:23 Are there performative females?24:45 The Rizz Workshop30:00 We’re famous now32:24 Tom Brady’s clone34:50 Jock’s various clones49:00 Meta lawsuit51:40 Jackson learns about Anne Frank1:02:22 Creepy teachers

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    Episode 39: It's been a year - here's what we've learnt

    Episode 39 marks 1 year since the lads started their pod (number conventions are complicated). Through steady growth and multiple channel, Jock, John, and Jackson reflect on their personal growth, their content strategy and what Three Cents is going forward. Be sure to check out this very open and reflective celebration of what Three Cents has been and how grateful we are to have shared the journey.Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Intro1:00 We been doing this for 1 year!!2:50 Origin of Three Cents5:55 What it means to podcast11:23 The 2 channels12:40 Jock’s statdec24:10 The development of the POD36:35 John has 2 podcasts  37:37 Yes, we have a podcast 44:55 Future of the podcast50:50 We’re just 23 year old kids52:02 Ok, let’s talk about The Rizzler53:05 Now drunk story time54:00 The Atomic Poo58:30 Shoutout to 2 really cool guys59:15 Coolest guy of all time1:04:00 New podcast concept (Don’t steal)

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    Episode 38: John's honest thoughts on America

    John’s back, and boy does he have stories to tell! Jock and Jackson listen and learn as John teaches them about racist Doc Brown, Fortnite streamer impersonators, and how he would subdue a gorilla. Come learn with us on this week’s episode!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 John goes to America3:43 Things that AUS does better than USA6:31 Redhead hate in USA8:45 Shoutout CheapShotsMMA 10:55 Jock’s bad day :(16:24 Newwwww Yoorrrkkkk18:15 Adelaide tings20:36 John’s beautiful facial hair 23:10 Jock’s beautiful eyes23:45 Jackson24:05 Mini NickEh3026:56 UFC 320 (JOHN = RIGHT!!)27:45 Let’s talk about women29:24 Jackson’s big idea!!33:00 Iconic Harry Potter scene36:43 America gives John existential crisis41:00 Telemarketer Jackson43:35 Hacking the mainframe49:05 Jackson desperately tries to ruin John’s life54:00 How to put a monkey in a barrel58:34 So this is how it’s done

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    Episode 37: Everything is an App

    In this episode, we try and fill the vacuous void that is John’s absence. We discuss Jock’s new found insane app behaviour, some new movie speculation and the science behind our sleeping habits. EnjoyWatch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:00:00 the boogey man01:00 two cents03:00 jock’s word app  07:47 george or well08:59 paying for more words12:40 jackson’s food app15:41 food app 2: the stock market19:41 y2k the movie24:35 rachel zegler hate27:52 “wuthering heights” in quotations  34:50 Guillermo del Toro - Frankenstein37:17 Sleep Psychology40:00 Nature vs Nurture43:00 The Existentialism Clock46:30 The science of routines48:50 We’re nostalgic people50:30 Pranking our children52:20 John surprise call-in54:00 “America is a third-world country”58:25 Jackson and Jock power hour

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    Episode 36: Reinventing the Wheelchair

    Fans will refer to this episode as “The Rat Poison” episode for the foreseeable future. watch as the lads experiences the new set and slowly go insane. We discuss innovating the wheelchair, casting the next best comedy movie, and a new show called “Laditude”. Thanks for watching. Enjoy :))Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Poo time2:13 New studio2:32 Casting ideal comedy film7:50 Colonoscopies10:25 Your mouth and hole12:16 what is a burger really16:12 Back to comedy19:00 Shyamalan is a guy who exists24:24 THE WHALE28:28 Reinventing the wheelchair41:28 Jocks new place needs a tidy45:00 Laditude53:20 Zyntastic

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    Episode 35: The Flat Stanley Conspiracy

    On this week’s episode, the lads get into conspiracies. In doing so, Jock runs a marathon, John plans an assassination, and Jackson wishes he was crushed by a corkboard. Find out more by listening to this episode of the Three Cents Podcast!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Jock goes for big run11:40 Jackson’s moobie run18:45 The JFK COMSPIRACY26:29 Rothschildren31:08 Jude Law and Films33:45 Is chalk still graffiti37:02 The Rock wants to act now40:20 Rock and Snoop Dogg don’t exist42:27 Emma Stone & Lanthimos47:12 Third-person Dog shot (don’t steal)50:35 Hey Gwok51:34 Flat Stanley’s reign of terror

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    Episode 34: What's Your Wet Policy?

    This is the 34th episode of the Three Cents Podcast, and Oli is back for a second week in a row! In this episode, the lads do a rare card unboxing, discuss questionable teaching strategies, and then they get really, really, really wet. Tune in to find out more!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Tom and Jerry unboxing6:58 John’s creepy teacher10:32 Jock’s childhood crush12:37 Taking out rage on innocent people16:58 The Tommy Westphall universe19:40 Three-legged race22:45 Bronze Medallion24:48 Electronics and that29:48 Did space happen?30:38 Surnames / South Africa32:47 Jackson’s sludge34:22 Custom trading cards36:24 The Wet Guys39:22 Oli gets drenched42:00 Aurafarming whilst soaking45:11 How wet can you be?

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    Episode 33: Our Most Controversial Takes

    Special guest Oli is back, and this week the boys have opinions. These range from commentary on the new Zach Cregger film Weapons, the Australian Health Care system, and how many beers are too many beers. Find out more by listening to this week’s episode!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 We almost passed…2:11 Social media and its consequences6:55 We are Subway10:42 Just a quick question11:00 WEAPONS (2025) BLOWS!!1!17:08 Last of Us hate22:15 Jackson loves TLOU online26:06 Spiderboy28:20 Oli pulls a prank (MEATC***)32:06 Issues with healthcare system38:30 Drunken heart failure42:00 Are we old?43:23 The Performative Male47:54 Advice from Oli50:00 The Final Form52:21 What it means to be a man

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    Episode 32: Chatting Science with a Scientist

    This week the lads are joined by a real scientist; their very good friend Jacob. He teaches them about lasers, Willy Wonka, and the true meaning of Gooning. Along the way, Jock opens up about his past, Jackson shares high school stories and John says a bunch of stuff that we had to cut out. Hope you guys enjoy!!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:Youtube Pod ChannelYoutube Main ChannelInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:00 Intro0:45 40 year old Romanian woman1:47 Meet Jacob!!3:45 The Secret Egg5:23 Jock’s science questions12:04 Trisha Paytas / Grim Reaper16:10 Jock reads books20:20 Gooning & Colours24:36 The real meaning of Gooning26:22 Goon squad / lad stuff30:56 The Lazometer34:41 What about lightsabers?38:32 Can we shoot lazer40:20 Can we got Portal IRL42:26 The story of Felonious Gru 44:10 Snowpiercer / Willy Wonka47:20 THE BIG QUIZ1:02:00 Outro

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    Episode 31: Drinking Beers and Gaslighting

    The lads are back and have brought their good friend Jamie. In this episode, they explore what the pod could have been, what they love about Adelaide, brotherly love and Jamie gives insight into his sober life. Will the lads be capable of understanding sobriety as a concept? Watch and find out!!Follow our socials:Main YoutubePod YoutubeInstagramTiktokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 New Channel!!2:25 What’s up in Adelaide?7:09 Grown man watching Mickey Mouse8:30 Illuminate Adelaide11:48 What’s up in Melbourne?13:48 Sober life17:40 Drinking games19:40 Beers and Gaslighting25:50 Tricking Jock for 2 years straight29:19 The Jamie spectrum33:05 Brotherly Love38:07 Alternate podcast names48:50 Blindranking Films52:25 Jamie’s Letterboxd Top 455:40 Blindranking Actors58:28 JamieGthePT speaks to the WORLD

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    Episode 30: Attempting to be Sincere and Serious

    This week the lads delve into adulthood! This starts by Jackson discussing his sneezing statistics, John talks about gooches, and Jock plays a nihilistic anti-capitalist character who talks about soiling himself. It is possible that further into the episode there is eventually a serious discussion about adulthood and the lads may have some stories to tell in this regard… but you’ll have to find that out for yourself!!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Jock’s different today2:10 We’re adults2:40 Let’s talk about gooches3:55 Nuts5:35 Horse code8:12 Sneeze stats16:43 Pooing our pants26:00 Nothing matters34:00 Jock’s new character34:40 What would we tell our past selves?43:25 Is strawberry milk cringe?52:44 What would we tell our future selves?

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    Episode 29: Stealing a Giant Squid

    What an episode. This week is a real rollercoaster. In this one, Jock tells us about the effect Tetris can have on PTSD, John gets extremely insecure, and Jackson gets bitten by a dog. Oh and also the lads spend 40 minutes doing an improv bit about heisting the Adelaide Museum. Check it out now! Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Intro1:53 Jackson gets rabies6:45 Playing tetris cures trauma8:38 We’re improv guys now9:40 The journey begins11:30 At a drive thru15:25 Museum carpark18:50 Introducing PT & Nathaniel24:44 The heist begins31:05 Kevin AND James37:40 Peter and Quavo the spelunkers41:25 P.I. and Mrs. Mathguy42:53 The big finale!!!43:34 Characterisation & Dichotomy48:10 This is the end of this story… for now

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    Episode 28: The Monetisation of Nostalgia

    This week, the lads explore the concept of nostalgia; how it clouds our view of the past and whether or not it could be a country. Upon reflection, Jock gets hyper fixated on fur physics, John tries to justify Freddy Got Fingered, and Jackson explains why it is better to have smelled and have lost, than to have never smelled at all.Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Is nostalgia real?1:25 Open Season3:50 Pixar films6:58 Lilo and Stitch10:57 The Green Hornet20:54 Freddy Got Fingered34:15 Jock’s Scientific Papers42:20 Sniffing nostalgia46:30 Jackson’s favourite smell48:57 Addictions are cringe53:00 TL:DR Minecraft is cool54:34 Fortnite, best game of all time?

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    Episode 27: The Problem with Movie Trailers

    The boys are back, this time discussing the importance of movie trailers. Are they too ‘spoiler-y’? What makes a good trailer? Has the purpose of a trailer changed? Along the way Jock discovers Brent Faiyaz, John exposes Jackson’s Christmas list, and Jackson starts a crypto scam. Tune in for this week’s episode of the Three Cents Podcast.Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Jackson’s Xmas List2:45 Do trailers spoil movies?3:36 Discussing SINNERS5:35 Marvel Trailers10:37 TikTok Trailers12:05 Fake-Hype Trailers19:44 Spider-Man: No Way Home22:37 Kingsman: The Golden Circle28:10 GTA VI Trailer 234:25 Three Cents Crypto38:04 Magazine Dreams (2025)40:30 HIM (2025)42:00 Vanilla Sky (2001)44:00 Sonder, the trio45:42 Mighty Mouse trains DEATH SENTENCE49:17 Goodbye!! Also this is SEASON 2

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    Episode 26: Have we reached Unc status?

    We’ve done it… Six months, half a year. Wow... Whether you’re just tuning in, discovering our backlog or have been here from the start. We appreciate you. In this historic episode, the lads channel their inner old men as they yell at the clouds about AI fears, the toxic nature of content, and Jack Doherty. Strap yourself in as Jock dives deep into the philosophy of autonomy, John debates the invasive nature of social media, and Jackson tries to comprehend a billion. Enjoy!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 Gnarls Barkley0:56 Six Month Anniversary2:27 New Business Model3:55 The Rock is a SMASHING MACHINE11:37 Slushy Noobz boxing match12:58 The Eubank vs Benn Saga19:09 Tyson Fury vs Deontay Wilder21:00 Rey Frank22:00 BILLIONaire mentality24:30 1 Gorilla vs 100 Humans25:00 The FaZe Clan comeback29:30 Joshua Block (worldoftshirts)31:20 Chub Perm beating up Jack Doherty32:00 Content creation online sucks33:47 Social media tells us TOO MUCH39:58 John social media anecdote45:28 Jock verifies someone’s identity47:52 Our kids watching the podcast50:00 It’s that damn playstation51:20 TikTok algorithm is weird53:50 AI is king56:05 Travis Kelce did WHAT?!59:55 What colour is your doomsday bunker?

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    Episode 25: Personal Trainer? I hardly know her

    Follow Jamie - @jamiegtheptThis guest episode welcomes Personal Trainer Jamie, who shares with the lads his gym pet peeves, some stinky stories, and claims his ‘biggest fan’ status. Meanwhile, Jock, John, and Jackson reminisce on lost bits, favourite episodes, and how much milk is too much milk to drink in the morning. All that and more on this week’s episode!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 introducing jamie4:34 our biggest fan6:00 row gang8:21 pushing yourself to the limit11:43 milk shame15:07 treadmill etiquette 18:10 audio listener appreciation 20:50 egregious self-indulgence 24:54 the scrapped episode27:51 andor is not star wars30:26 jamie’s movie game41:32 jamie’s music game50:25 the night bread53:10 milk indulgence

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    Episode 24: We Ranked Every Marvel Movie

    The boys decide to fulfil the arbitrary requirement for white guys to have a film based podcast and tierlist every mcu movie. Watch as the lads debate on whether The Marvels is a good movie, which spiderman movie is best and whether Taika Waititi got too silly. Hope you enjoy watching the room get progressively darker as the sun sets and the fellas flounder around to build the most generic mcu tierlist of all time.Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 quick intro0:45 iron man2:11 the incredible hulk3:02 iron man 24:34 thor5:56 defining the rankings7:48 captain america9:52 the avengers11:48 iron man 314:32 thor dark world15:39 captain america winter soldier18:20 guardians of the galaxy19:55 avengers age of ultron22:28 ant-man24:54 captain america civil war29:18 doctor strange31:02 guardians of the galaxy vol 232:38 spider-man homecoming34:29 thor ragnarok35:34 black panther37:17 avengers infinity war39:33 ant-man and the wasp41:48 captain marvel44:27 avengers endgame48:30 spider-man far from home52:52 black widow55:32 shang-chi and the legend of the 10 rings57:24 eternals59:50 spider-man no way home1:03:22 doctor strange and the multiverse of madness1:04:21 thor love and thunder1:06:08 black panther wakanda forever1:09:27 ant-man quantumania1:11:35 guardians of the galaxy vol 31:15:02 the marvels1:18:41 deadpool and wolverine1:22:27 captain america brave new world1:25:10 reflection

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    Episode 23: Tarot Ruins our Lives

    Another special guest this week, the lads welcome their good friend Eleni! Eleni decides to try doing Tarot readings which leads to mixed results. While discovering more about themselves, Jock carries way too many swords, John learns what a pentagon is, and Jackson is the only one who knows how to shuffle. All that and more in this week’s episode of Three Cents Podcast.Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 getting to know Eleni1:45 Eleni can read Tarot?3:42 Jackson’s Tarot reading11:13 Balatro sidebar14:30 John’s Tarot reading18:20 Jock’s professional opinion19:51 the real reading24:27 bonus round29:16 Jock’s Tarot reading41:22 Eleni’s Tarot reading49:17 reflection

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    Episode 22: Raising Cagefighting Children

    The lads try something a little different this week, exploring hypotheticals and improv scenes. Along the way, Jock goes to a frat party, John explains what really happened to John Pork, and Jackson cage trains his children. All that and more in this week's episode of the Three Cents Podcast!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 who the hell is John Pork3:06 ramayana’s influence on modern media7:12 John vs Jock’s cat13:18 John’s car vs Jock’s house (vs Jock’s cat’s car vs Jock’s cat’s house)17:14 car mobile18:30 record store improv24:57 frat housewarming 29:04 Jock studies astrophysics32:56 a message to our future children40:02 insane basketball plays45:32 Mr Beast’s business endeavours

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    Episode 21: The Lukewarm-est Music Opinions

    Real music heads are gonna wanna check this one out. After spending some time examining Jock’s vinyl collection, the lads decide to explore each other’s music tastes. Along the way, Jock gets scammed, John shows up late, and Jackson fails to remember the name of the kid from Stuart Little. Check out this week’s episode to hear more!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 jocky maguire3:16 john isn’t here4:52 john is here8:13 forced perspective9:56 lil wayne11:02 jock music taste16:44 john music taste18:50 jackson music taste24:13 quadeca glaze26:30 earl sweatshirt is awesome27:40 ethel cain is interesting 29:51 jock gets scammed32:40 dev lemons / limes is the goat34:23 jackson is a real fan38:57 cinematic album experiences43:19 joji’s evolution45:39 jock’s invincible fumble

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    Episode 20: Is Mark Wahlberg a Good Person?

    This week on the pod, the lads address celebrity morality. Along the way, Jock has an intervention, John gets Flat Stanley-ed, and Jackson sneezes 286 times. Be sure to listen to this week’s episode to find out more!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 addressing the comments7:57 the ‘woke agenda’9:00 mark wahlberg app12:01 mark wahlbergs fall from grace13:10 liam neeson drama17:07 naked gun reboot 18:32 new years resolution check in24:52 bakery break ins and crime scenes28:49 jackson’s sneezing saga37:27 mark wahlberg 9/1138:50 jock intervention40:20 john gets flat stanley-ed45:28 diary of a wimpy kid head canon48:35 intelligent dumbness 52:40 tiktok pranksters57:55 unethical vigilantes

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    Episode 19: Cinematography, Paleontology and Relationships

    The lads are back with another guest episode! This time they are joined by their good friend Oli, who tells them all about the secrets of cinematography, the decaying profession of archeology, and the “benefits” of having microplastics in your brain. All that and more on this week's episode!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:00 - Jock thinks he’s Graham Norton 1:55 - Meet Oli!!4:44 - How is Oli so good?5:58 - Jackson so mean10:20 - Jaywalking11:30 - Oli’s 3 keys to cinematography15:20 - Cameras and upcoming projects16:50 - Is archeology washed?21:48 - Indiana Jones is the coolest guy ever23:48 - Raiders of the Lost Ark misconception25:48 - Responding to the viewers!!35:51 - Addressing UFC 31337:05 - Jeremih is crazy38:20 - Ok so does Oli like rice?39:07 - Jock vs Oli who wins?39:52 - Directing films in GTA V42:37 - Red Dead Gambling43:25 - Predictions for GTA VI44:26 - Estrogen and microplastics45:55 - IDEAL HUMAN BODY50:25 - Weekly Bible Study55:10 - Time-travelling to meet Jesus

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    Episode 18: We Solved the Universe

    Some real heavy breakthroughs on this one! Jock discovers Smell-O-Vision technology, John (allegedly) secures the bloodline, and Jackson was dead the entire time. All that and more in this week's episode of Three Cents Podcast. Check it out!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:00 foreshadowing0:37 intro1:38 fantastic 4 (2015)17:03 wait… they’re still taking about fantastic 4?26:10 they’re almost done i promise32:30 John’s complex family history 38:27 the 12 timelines43:59 universal coincidences47:29 answers to questions 52:50 retrospective smell o vision54:03 seat vs chair55:30 wtf is happening 56:48 back to chair business59:58 Jock’s simulation

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    Episode 17: Our Fantastic Fourth Cent

    For the very first time in Three Cents history, we have a guest! We welcome David, who along with the others discusses Fantastic Four 2, close up magic, and vampire consent. All that and more on this week’s episode of the Three Cents Podcast!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 intro1:31 who the hell is David7:49 fantastic four tuah: rise of the silver surfer review15:08 fantastic four first steps comparison18:18 the hulk’s little man20:08 fantastic four trilogy plans22:22 other four character stories 25:16 David is magic31:35 new black panther33:25 dr doom SUCKSSS!!!38:50 Timothee Chalamslay41:19 for people who care about UFC 43:06 what dinosaur are you45:42 vampire lore48:22 let me in 54:16 the best heckle56:00 snake story

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    Episode 16: Parasocial Relationship Farming

    On this week's episode, Jock‘s house gets broken into, John launches a crypto scam and Jackson sets off the racist alarm. All that and more on the Three Cents Podcast!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTikTokAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 intro0:43 pepsi has a stranglehold on the cinema landscape5:50 lollies vs chocolate6:40 how to make money8:20 best chips11:20 luigi’s ‘size’14:05 captain america slander18:49 other marvel fatigue23:54 the gorge27:52 parasocial relationship farming28:51 fighting celebrities in public30:53 cobra kai is goated38:45 invincible is so back41:19 racist alarm goes off44:00 home invasion stories48:35 double jeopardy (not the tv show)50:15 trainspotting tuah51:26 eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is awesome54:10 coming up with a fantastic four joke (impossible edition)56:18 movie homework

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    Episode 15: Cinema Yap Sesh

    On this week’s episode, Jock uses nightclub bathrooms, John analyses the ‘R U N’ prank, and Jackson throws up in the shower. All that and more on the Three Cents Podcast!  Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramTiktokAvailable on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]:0:00 jock watches emilia perez4:28 old people in cinemas5:30 paint drying7:20 getting the podcast on letterboxd9:00 vomit in the shower12:11 insect repellent russian roulette 15:40 like and subscribe16:20 tasting an entire drink19:13 milk challenge recap21:50 pooping in a nightclub25:00 talking in a cinema30:49 Jock’s film experience34:48 complexity in short film38:46 waves review41:26 bloopers for serious movies42:27 celsius to fahrenheit43:50 sitting on snow46:10 european mcdonalds48:30 bean talk50:07 pee talk51:15 tiktok pranksters54:16 eagle rock pants drop

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    Episode 14: Lactose Tolerant

    In this week’s episode, the lads finally get to the bottom of who killed Abraham Lincoln. In the meantime, Jock does a Winnie the Pooh impression, John gets excited by Robert Pattinson, and Jackson drinks a concerning amount of milk. All that and more in this week’s episode.Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]

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    Episode 13: Exponential Stink

    It’s Oscar season, so naturally the lads decide to ignore the nominations and instead discuss the ‘rat king’, eating piss rice, and the concept of inhaling an entire fart. Tune in to hear some highly intellectual conversation! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvZWteTs1iQq5ws7Bd-nEHw Instagram https://www.instagram.com/three_cents_podcast/ Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: [email protected]

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    Episode 12: I have become fish

    New episode out now! This time, Jock writes an award winning film in German,  John gets intimate with a lizard, and Jackson becomes fish. All that and more in this weeks ep. Watch it!

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    Episode 11: Perpetual Spoiler Warning

    On this week’s episode, Jock loses circulation in his legs, John installs viruses on his computer, and Jackson recites Jay-Z lyrics. All that and more on the Three Cents Podcast. Check it out! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: [email protected]

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    Episode 10: The ‘Um Actually’ Episode

    Here comes episode 10! After reaching double digits, the lads take a step back to review everything they lied about in the first 9 episodes. Finally we will get answers to such questions as ‘What is Chet Hanks up to?’, ‘Is Achilles a top?’ and most importantly ‘Does mic work in air?’ To find out the answers to those questions and even more, tune in to this week’s episode. 

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    Episode 9: Minecraft Movie Trivia

    On the episode this week, Jock presents a new game for the lads to play. Will it be a success? Or will some unforeseen circumstances ruin everything and cause a mass shift the likes of the Pod has never seen before… Only one way to find out I guess. P.S. You’re gonna wanna check out the video version for this one. Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram Tiktok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: [email protected]

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    Episode 8: Approaching Max Silliness

    Episode 8, back to form. This week, Jock gets called a llama, John is scared of Mexican cartels, and Jackson doesn’t listen to anything the other guys are saying. All that and more on this weeks episode. Check it. Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: [email protected]

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    Episode 7: A Three Cents' Christmas

    It’s the Christmas season and to celebrate, the lads try out ‘the scrape’, break into people’s houses, lie to their kids and get increasingly pissed off about consumerism and independent cinema. All that and more on this year’s episode of a Three Cents’ Christmas! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: [email protected]

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    Episode 6: Playing Geoguesser IRL

    6th time‘s the charm. On this one, the lads stare into the sun, piss into cauldrons, pull out their teeth, and blackout in the back of Ubers. All that and more on this week’s episode. Tune in. Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: [email protected]

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    Episode 5: The ROFLcopter Bell Curve

    This is it. The one you’ve waited 4 episodes for… Episode 5! This time round, the lads lie about their birthdays, talk about killing the vibes and make extremely out of date meme references. All that and more on this episode. Watch it. Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: [email protected]

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    Episode 4: The NewlyLAD Challenge

    Episode 4 time. This time the gimmick is that the lads are playing ‘the Newlywed Challenge’! As they get to know each other better, they explore topics including Kevin Rudd, nose sizes, the best songs ever made and whether or not they would eat a bag of sh*t. All that and just a little bit more on today’s episode!Watch the video episode on our youtube.Follow our socials:YoutubeInstagramAlso available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!Get in contact with us:[email protected]

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    Episode 3: Ross Kemp Epic Moments

    Welcome to Episode 3. How many of these are they gonna make? Today, the lads talk about their favourite movies, Ross Kemp, Two and a Half Men, HIV, and so much more. Watch it. Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: [email protected]

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