Tired Masterminds

We didn’t forget about the birthday boy. With all the celebratory lighting involved we ran into some tribulations that caused a significant black out. Now that we are back … and Oh WE’RE BACK! We bring to you a spectacular that we technically knocked out of the Paul.

As the memories of murder fade...(fading 98%)... Adam, Liam and Phyllis recollect the interjambs of Leonard's big bang theory. Every ripped page and black line matters as we round around Run Nolan Run's.... What was I saying again?…. Should of shook a picture

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis Drop kick the memories out of a murderer

This month Adam, Liam and Phyllis have Fallen back into 1998. We reminisce on a touching tale of kindred spirits. One of those is none other than Philadelphia’s own, John David’s daddy. The other is played by so many Micks that we don’t have the construct to list them.

This month Adam, Liam and Phyllis dabble in the noir parody genre. Do they uncover the recipe for perfect satire or do they languish in the low hanging fruit of imitation of imitiation. Find out now!

This month Adam, Liam and Phyllis traverse the pitfalls of patriarchy and unreal expectations in this star blooded lineup of Moore Demis than you could God at. and moore Quaids and Qualley-ty than a quantum quack quadrant. Okay, a little rusty on the wordplay. Throw in the USB stick, right click and see how many gigs it is. It's always like 4 gigs on those corporate giveaway ones but if its like 32...GOOD LAWD! erase that puppy and put something on thats got a little substance.

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis steamlight into the fastlane and drop that car into cartoon. Who says this sporty race day extravaganza can’t erupt into a red hot love story between Cherry Boy Hunter and the Rockabilly Rebel with a cause, Jean Paul Jean Paul. Book your tickets to Roboworld and come for a joy ride with the Funkyboys.Today-Forever, We honour the memory of Lynchman.

This week while everyone is busy throwing up. Adam, Liam and Phyllis throw down their top 10s for season 4! But that's not all. It is an absolute rare treat to be nestled in the capable hands of the most fanciful director, FFC. Forget the Godfathers. Forget Apocalypse then. This is MEGALOPOLIS NOW! Hail Caesar! Tune in to find out the fate of New Rome.

Twas the night before Christmas Down In studio B Where Adam, Liam and Phyllis mused about another fringe movie The show hosts had squinty eyes , like they had just been dozing And Phyllis resembled Jack Frost, as she sat there frozen Liam wore his signature grin awash in technicolour Christmas light   Adam stroked his bushy beard donning dark shades to save his sight both hosts were on Santa’s naughty list, so they weren’t expecting him to drop in, And Liam filled possible seating space with new props he’d brought in He’d salvaged a knock off nativity scene from a Halmark movie set, And asleep in the manger was past guest, Joey Loviolette. - Wesley Petite

This Week Adam, Liam and Phyllis scan the darkest depths of this Keanu Reeves Led yet star studded classic. With the help or hinderance of friends like Robert Downey Jr., Wynona Ryder and Woody Harrelson he falls deeper into a raging conspiracy. You see dear viewers, Bob was a simple scramble suit wearing surveillance officer hired to investigate himself. You might say a cockeyed optimist with a substance D abuse problem, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue. IN ROTOSCOPE!

This weeks plan to eject themselves from 2008 plummets head first into stop motion. With all their play-doe being stymied by current events, The Tired Bears must guzzle as much warm milk as possible. Adam is obligated to take his pounding stick to the ham bank. Liam is dabbing beers whilst contemplating the meaning of it all and well, Phyllis… She is left without a hair to spare. And the survey says?.... E-transfer $9.99 to [email protected] to find out. All sales final.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are advocates for recidivism. We are all aboard on this real Peterson bus tour and the stops and “it” all get pulled out! Hardy brings to life the most expensive inmate in UK history and we discuss it from a safe distance.

We are only a month shy of the first day of Hanukah! Despite Festivus cheer ahead of us, Adam, Liam & Phyllis want to retrogress to the fun & games of it all. The TVA has granted us OFF AIR Access to a much simpler time. This may look la Familia.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are confronted with the harsh realities of a do-over Hallows Eve extravaganza. While in the spirit they sell their souls to the beasts in the tall trees in hopes of taking down Carson in the ratings. Now we just need a dash special guests and a pinch of cheek to see if we are still in this nightmare. Make sure you stick around till the end for the really unexpected and unexplained.  See you on the other side. Video available on Youtube and Spotify!

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis put their psychic powers together to embue some inanimate objects with sentience. Enjoy our special and long awaited look into the movie that is so iconic yet so…so… anyway! Introducing blade (the other one), pinhead (the other one), tunneler and the ubiquitous Leech Woman.

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis are back to lay down some deep cut energy. And that’s the only thing laying down, we swear … You think you can dangle five minutes in front of our peepers and make us go to sleep Pal? We can never lose what we never had. Even if that is us in the corner… us in the spotlight… Doing absolutely nothing… Even when everybody hurts… Sometimes… Nicolas Cage… Extemporaneous… More Coffee please… Zzzzz

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis refute the 10 year old idea that you need to go to space to travel time. Obviously, an immense amount of research has been put into this thing but it ultimately explores an antiquated method of time travel.

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis are brought to underground court and sentenced to a longer stint than ever predicted. They are sent back to the greatest year of film to study the pioneers of their self proclaimed wheel house. The weight is evenly split across the counter and as time keeps ticking, they refuse to wear an oversized chip on their shoulder.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis get pimped into the technicolor world of organized clones. The city is dark and the tunes are lifted. Who is Tyrone? Did we just get grifted? 

What happens when someone scratches your back and you don’t scratch theirs back in time? Especially when butterflies aren’t flapping their lips enough to effect the cause. Retrace les étapes of Vincent Lillard with Phyllis & Liam, Adam this week.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis want to watch the Confederacy of Dunces! But! OH LAWD! allegedly it’s fuggin’ unfilmable! So we both gotta bite the bullet. Put on our hats and hunker down to get to the bottom of this cult classic turned mainstream masterpiece. Not to heck mentioning Pullitzer prizin’. WHOA! WHO COULD BE THE LEAD? WHO COULD DIRECT? IS IT FILMABLE? Find out now. That looks like a lot of words.

Esta semana, Adam, Liam y Phyllis siguen recogiendo los pedazos de la difícil situación de la semana pasada. Con el cronómetro acercándose al huevo de la gallina, salen corriendo detrás de las estrellas mientras se preparan para escapar finalmente de la ciudad de los Ángeles.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis troubleshoot through a significant technical error. Inevitably the only way to save Utopia is to strap a patch on two decades of dystopia. All working peepers set sights on what it’s like to live in die in LA. Special thanks to Teddybear's burritos for keeping us fuelled up while travelling through 1981, 1997, 1996, 1999, 2013 & 2017.

This week Standin 1,2, and Phyllis are completely devoid of GPS as they embody a lack of translation that transcends any discussion of this movie in the past. Tune in to find out just how off the rails and into the woods one podcast can get!

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis pool together their frequent flyer miles and just step off to Croatia. An expeditious inspiration vacation before the casters divide for two weeks. This hallucinogenic trip through the underbelly may end up in triple-double trouble. However, with the fear of death being null and void, the gang moves like clockwork.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis get poetic as they look deep into the mirror to the soul for some semblance of justice. Searching high and low in the film and the book for telltale answers to these grisly crimes. Get ready to eat your heart out, evermore.

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis are floating effortlessly through this no wave counter-cult classic. All Mods on the left side of the table seem to be aligned with the previous era. The right side may be profiling a tad when the question is posed. Punk is what? Look in the mirror and find out!

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis explore Hitchcocks’ self proclaimed favorite of his. So we’ll see about all of that. Don’t you know what’s going on here? He set us up! He’s playing mind games!

This week two guys and a stiff pump some life into their frames after L-Cam has been straight lining for more than 6-12 episodes. Luckily they have the perfect basement to test such rigorous experimentation. The rent is a little high but this may be the only way to get a head. Adam is a little down & Phyllis is taking the high road whilst Liam is IN LOVE with how his new shot peeps.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis enter a very quiet place in hopes of conquering some of their biggest fears! All the while the dastardly Mr. Bookman stalks their every movement through every dark passage.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis aren’t sure about the stain left on the Colin Collection. “Is it Spaghetti? Berry Juice? Blood from an I or V?” One might ask. Hard to tell but it sure took our appetite away. (What was stage 2 again?) Sorry, we are trying to stay on track and dolly. All beautiful hair and hands aside, this shit right here is nothing but grimly.

This Week Adam, Liam and Phyllis experience everything everywhere all at once. From encounters with shiatsu to buttplug assaults. A movie that is so outside the box that it makes a lot of films look lazy. We don't know if we can go back after this. Tune in to find out if it ruins all future films for season four forever.

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This week Adam, Liam and Tyllis saddle up on infinity once again as we lose our essence in a whole new arena.  We prepare for the impeding clobbering while on red alert! feeling out the boundaries of this high stakes game of risk. This ain’t no fail safe - Kubrick

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis go full on Jerry... Springer that is. This segment is called “I spontaneously killed my business partner because he treated my wife like an oil barren treats my reservoir”. Even though Jack was told “don’t ya come back”, he did. Almost a whomping 20 years later and this time, with many more hats on the rack. So what do you expect when an ol’ familiar face ends up running into an ol’ familar face? A mirror shot? Sounds like yet another Last Night in Chinatown. Everyone likes a milkshake but more than Two Jakes and you’re playing with it.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are on the extreme end of the spectrum as they hit the road with Jack until the roads run out. A pitch black masterpiece that would be a tough sell at the water cooler. 

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis attempt to warm Things up while snowbound in isolation. Cabin fever sets in, making it difficult to interpret if they are imitating the decade they are adhered to or if the 80’s really has snatched their bodies by the booboo. Macready or not, the flames are about to be thrown. Hot off the heels on the big 50 and still partying! (No dogs or Childs were harmed during the filming of this episode)

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are desperados transcending into a more than delusional state. When after a fortuitous dumpster dive all the world becomes a stage. Also the due to the high volume of inquiries into the Matrix: Reloaded Giveaway we just want to advise that the contest is now closed. Thanks very much to all that entered.

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis mull over the phrase ‘Life’s a Beach”. They can’t remember anything before the podcast. They have architected a platform to simulate that they know what they are talking about. After conversation after conversation and even conversations about conversations, only one truly knows it all. Not THE “one” but Tired Alumni Doc Scurlock. He and the underdwelling dry babies are really pushing for everyone to get their boosters.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis do nothing

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis prepare for yet another Kitzmiller. This time, we sympathize with Team Hal. Joshua (Ex military undercover with a chip in his shoulder) becomes a Newman in this redemption arc. Nirmata the cost, the final battle takes place in the post office (where the male never stops). Take a dribble of Rodriguez and a splatter of Nolan. Don’t forget a Halphie of Denzel’s likeness in there. Stir this plot up and you get a True Love child only a parent could yada yada yada it was breathtaking.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis get absconded to an intensive mental retreat and we end up pillaging the mother of all lobster traps. It shrunk, is how we refer to these little South Park gremlins in this classic too close to home body horror cinematic adventure from one of the great north’s most esteemed directors. And that just the tip of the cronie berg.

This week, a couple freaks and geeks/ discuss preqs and seqs/ All wearing smiles from cheek to cheek/ Plus critique unique films with streaks/ that ain’t all weak but could still use tweaks/ not to get off beat but it was a pretty sweet treat to eat some white meat from a place so Chic….ken

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis try and figure out the difference between munchausen and hose munchin. It’s cuffin season and big, blue, ballsy Beau has been chopping onions his whole life. However, with some new hip drugs, he is ready to swim back to the damn. Bring on the water works. This masterpiece is worth the equivalent of a $1 cup of crab bisque.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are kicking the trunk open to reveal what has fated young Suzie. A lot of misdirection in this heart shaped pool populated with red herrings and spoiler alert. It gets two broken thumbs up!

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are Jiff! As we dive into see what lies beneath the Silver Lake. The most heavily trafficked overly contaminated waterway on the western seaboard. Things are a little murky when we stink up a new mattress every night with he likes of Hal, .. uh Langerhans. Err, Kitzmiller. So, empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie? Or a Big guy, a liar. Short name. Sam? Moe? Sol?! Holy fuck Andrew Garfield looks tall after few hours in that chop and a race against...Ti...Duncan Meyer.

In the Season 4 Premiere, Adam, Liam & Phyllis discover just how full circle this hot dog stand can go. 50 cent napkins are a steep price when dealing with all this bacon grease. . Alumni Patric and Pitman return to bring a hard close to such a soft opening... Just now getting the Tommy Weiner reference. Dad's name Oscar? Jury's out pal. Tune in to find out if we can break this curse. P.S. Minnie Driver is in it so it's not a complete sausage fest.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis celebrate the holidays on orthodox Christmas cause one of us can't decide which calendar we should be following. The Gregorian or the Julian...Any way this should only be a problem till the year 2100. Till then happy holidays - XXBANGBANG

In the season finale, we decided the only way to move forward is to give her keys back. It could of ended in a fight (not the face) but This is what you all have yearned and craved for. A conclusion that could only be written into a Murphy Brown. Phyllis is Back and has something to say!

In the season finale, Adam & Liam detect one puzzle isn’t enough for Tyrone. Twisting nine pictures into 1/2 of an episode, he proves he indeed “Knows what it is”. As a local celebrity, he can go wherever (and whenever) he wants. Adam becomes very fucking confused whilst Liam wonders if he has any reason to wake up in the morning. No prospects. Nothing on the horizon. It all seems to Spiral, leaving only one way out of this trap.