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Top Or Bottom?
by JT
Sad music. Horny messages. Questionable men.I read gay dating app messages, overanalyze them, give my unsolicited commentary, and decide whether the sender is a top or a bottom.Sometimes we laugh. Sometimes we learn. Mostly we judge.
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001: "Hey!" "Hey, Handsome" and some other threats
Welcome to Top or Bottom? — the podcast where awkward gay dating app messages are read aloud over elevator music, emotionally dissected, and judged by someone with too much insight and not enough patience.In this pilot episode, we investigate the deeply unsettling phrase “Hey handsome”. And honey, it's a message so vague it could mean interest, boredom, or a cry for help. We read unhinged openers, faceless profiles, double texts by bodies of water (🚩), and other digital red flags submitted by the community.Along the way, we cover:• Why “hey” is a full personality• Why gay men hate effort (but love attention)• Celebrity bulges (this is journalism)• Why Netflix is the real villain• And the eternal question: would I respond, or would I spiritually log out?Every message ends with a verdict.Every verdict is final.And every man is either a Top, a Bottom, or in desperate need of journaling and one good nap.Put your phone down.Put your defenses up.Let’s begin.*******Please feel free to send reviews (positive or negative), along with other stories or awkward gay encounters that you would like me to read on the Pod to [email protected](Yes, straights are allowed to share stories too. I love all of you!)
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Sad music. Horny messages. Questionable men.I read gay dating app messages, overanalyze them, give my unsolicited commentary, and decide whether the sender is a top or a bottom.Sometimes we laugh. Sometimes we learn. Mostly we judge.
HOSTED BY
JT
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Sad music. Horny messages. Questionable men.I read gay dating app messages, overanalyze them, give my unsolicited commentary, and decide whether the sender is a top or a bottom.Sometimes we laugh. Sometimes we learn. Mostly we judge.
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