trade sesh

these heaux talk Madonna's lead single, putting a wine cork up your bum, orgy statistics, and more freaky fa7g77got shite period period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex violates her man's apartment, madonna is fucking coming, kev will never savor kev subsack: https://open.substack.com/pub/esotericgayguy/p/sad-old-gays-at-the-bar?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=post%20viewer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex beefs with a Disney Plus star, kev wants to put an A-Ball up his butt, nothing bad will happen to Chicago do you believe me? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i get so gay off that celsius Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

accidentally dating your DILF, madonna gaga death match, and the true definition of bird + more is uncovered in this amazeballs fawking g@y ass fawking podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

gaggings over Outside Lands ticket securement, discussions on Pillion movie vs the book, almost getting kicked out of an old gays bar and more in this MINI SESSSHHHHHHH.... we know you love them hahaa yessssss. eaow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

a discovery of Madonna, a live reaction to the Scatty Movie trailer, a live tarot reading by oomf Venus, and so much more await your filthy delights. stroke your shi. kev substack: https://open.substack.com/pub/esotericgayguy/p/are-you-ready-to-die-dilf?r=fuypt&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I THINK IM GONNA DIE IN THIS POD... alex evicts kev after his unfavorable review of Music followed by a recap of their V-day events, bottoming prep skill levels, and other worthless homosexual banterkev’s article: https://open.substack.com/pub/esotericgayguy/p/i-need-a-perfect-body?r=fuypt&utm_medium=ios Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DO WE HAVE TO CHANGE OUR NAME??? alex & kev spend way too fucking long gagging over American Life & The Moment collapses + dilf fuckenings + halftime show reviewings + IM DRINKING A FXKXING SOY LATTE... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex & kev spiral over the results of the Scammys 2026, gag over their Send Help viewings, and discuss the ethics of sharing SSN numbers with others Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex falls deeper in love with her dilf, kev beefs with millennial geeks, and the queerties snub the pod once again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex gets her jush stolen at work, kev beefs with creepy old gays, and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM SO STUPID. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex takes the virginity of an older man, kev theorizes about carly rae jepsen's involvement in the upcoming religion wars, and both hungry hippos discuss whats IN and OUT for 2026 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex & kev kick off 2026 with more delusions about their appearance, quaketh's recipe for a perfect drunk night, alex's circuit party shenanigans, and more GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYYYYYY slopshit genuinely what is new Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex and kev freak the fuck out over Artpop relistenings, everyone wants to be a gay indie movie actor, and religious trauma is gagggyyyy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex and kev get ended, a blackout wednesday recap, and other non-patreon exclusive faggotry 😊. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex and kev lament their very serious hot chips addiction, alex schemes to ruin an ex-coomf's graduation, & kev is ended fiercely www.patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

kev and alex react to chains of love, evil evil alex goes off on a poor seshanista who was only trying to show us love and grace, & kev showcases his vocal talent patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex needs a job (i.e., bump), kev almost emails his hole pics to a small spanish hotel, and we read a few reader submissions 😘patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

kev and alex discuss gay guy thirst traps on the tl, recap their final thoughts on the dick phone 2, and manifest a grammy win for godisson rae patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

someone threatens to shoot alex, kev gets told to move seats on the bus, and a big beautiful woman runs towards them in the desertpatreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

addison rae changes the world, kev beefs with someone in TSA, alex gags for her owala, the end is nigh patreon,com/Tradesesh - Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex beefs with an invisible bus, kev can't do CPR, and multiple aquarium gaggings are to be fawking had. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

https://patreon.com/TradeseshFIRST DROP TOMORROW WHERE WE DO A LIVE REVIEW OF LIFE OF A SH*WGIRL 2 EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES A MONTH, MAYBE EVEN SOME OTHER SURPRISES ALONG THE WAY... WHAT COULD BE MORE GAGGYPLEASE FREE US SHE'S MAKING US BUILD HER ANOTHER PRIVATE JET Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

kev spirals about the fate of all, alex dishes on her addison tour experience, and LET ME DO MINE MINE IS NOT CUSSING Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BABY ITS 2013.... alex takes a shit at the club, kev discusses his niche internet micro-celebrity past, and the future doesn't exist Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex's doordash driver crashes into her house & then she met a TikTok icon, kev got a hercut, The Long Dick was a gag idc, and a certain event was even gaggier my dear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex ends gaga, miami is shite, bartending could be tea, what can be done (recorded before #youknowwhat) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

alex makes the children gag, kev gets attacked by birds, and more in another riveting spectacle of tradeiana shenanigans my dears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

everything is happening to alex. kev beefs with a service worker. the killer is in your house. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

real fucking bad too. = LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

girl wtf did we even talk about; we saw Together, working in customer service is SHITE, we need to do something drastic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i want burger king omg 😭 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

fully don't know wtf happened to alex's audio...... bnfnnfjfnjdjddffd Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ohhhhhhh bitch we talk about it all. ALLL. from SHITvel vs. DIHc comics to getting various bodily fluids expelled upon your nether regions. we need to call the police Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LOS LABUBUS SON HIJOS DE LUCIFER LABUBU=BECEBÚ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

MY BAG MY MAN MY PAP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We were in a race to fist holeYesterday, through today, 'til tomorrowBut when the trade blew upA piece of shrapnel flew and slowed that part of you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EVERYTHING'S SESHYYYYYYYYYYYY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

fully don't remember what the FUCK. we talked about... YESSSS SIS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PUT. IT IN A CUP MIX IT UP ADD THE SCAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

its a sesh to remembuh as we queen the fuck out and throw knives at people what we talk about some shit about houses, charli's track 10 live performances, addison's upcoming life-changing album, and other stuff it's everything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

this week's episode is every fucking thing as we talk the economics of chip prices, katy perry surviving the illuminati spacecraft, peeing in a jamba juice smoothie, you name it I FEEL LIKE A CHOP QUEEN Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SMELLING MY FART.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

YOU CAN'T BUY A TRADE SESH G*N AND THEN BE TRADE SESH.... we're discussing it all this week from bluetooth-caused cancer and to nearly getting assaulted at work by a 30+ year old g*y man. and it's just fawking good. BULLET BURNS BULLET BURN BULLET BUUUURNS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

there's a leaf flowing from the trees... it drifts to you with the weightlessness of a being with no desire, no fear, no guilt. do you snatch it from the freedom of the air? or will you allow it to continue with a blissful existence? don't lie — you covet the life it lives. and i think we both know what you will do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

don't even know what to say about this one yall... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THAT'S MY MAGIC C***.... well there's really not much to say here since we pretty much spend the entire time discussing ga....... make of that what you will. BAD BOY MAKE A BAD GIRL– Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THEY NEED KARLA'S LIKE ME.... this week we dish about alex's stinky ass date, have a quick oscars kii, review kev's experience at a cruising bar, and more shit that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of the universe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I GET FISTY I GET GAPEY... its back to the basics with a gross ass discussion of alex's first time f*sting someone, kev dishes on another humiliating moment to add to his miserable pathetic f***** life, more hate on osgood shitkins, i think we diss marina too Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.