Two Cynics Podcast

In an episode that needs no further introduction, The Cynics are hitting the most hot button of topics: vaccines, vaccines and more vaccines. Listen as we have the dumbest debate of all time about "doing your own research", do some political deep dives and show why no one wants our show to succeed. Prove them wrong and subscribe on all social platforms!

In the latest Two Cynics Podcast, David and Andrew try to tackle the one cynical thought that comes up every Saturday in the fall - why they both can't seem to really get into college football. They then recount some bleak college football stories of their own college experiences before diving into current events topics ranging from this clown called Druski, Mel Tucker (yikes) and steroid use in women's tennis. You know where to find us - keep roasting us on TikTok or send in your email questions to [email protected]

In our milestone twentieth episode, The Two Cynics are in absolutely rare form chopping it up about the recent Spectrum and ESPN debacle. They discuss David's inability to chill, ruined golf simulator experiences, auto insurance deductibles and some recent conspiracy talk around NVIDIA. You know where to find us... [email protected]

The Cynics are cooking up a legendary US Open tennis parlays (that shockingly lost) before diving into a bunch of conspiracy theories and their validity or lunacy. We wrap up by running through a bunch of random TV shows that will put the Cynics at the edge of their seat... see you on next week's show.

The Cynics are chopping it up yet again for our fans, this time diving into Andrew's success story mounting a new TV and David battling noises from his new TV. We also discuss some ridiculous stories from the NYC party scene. Check us out on all social media platforms and email us your thoughts: [email protected]

In Episode 17, The Two Cynics are debating the recent Michael Oher story and go off on a million different tangents per usual. They then dive into some long-standing beef about their last golf round and talk about what it means to be an ATHLETE.

The Cynics are BACK! Episode 16 kicks off with some football talk and quite a few interesting revelations about a selection of dental and cosmetic offices in the New York and Chicagoland areas. We dive into a ridiculous dental cleaning as well as a dispute with an absolute asshole in first class on a Delta flight. Subscribe to Two Cynics on all social media platforms!

After an episode with insufficient equipment and doubts about the podcast's future, The Cynics dive into Episode 15 with hard-hitting takes on Oppenheimer, the latest conspiracy theories in the news, NFL free agency controversies and more air travel disaster. Let us know your thoughts on the show: [email protected]

In Episode 14, The Cynics are back chopping it up about movie theater conduct, difficulties with grocery and restaurant delivery orders, and desperate stories from gas station and public trains. Email us your thoughts: [email protected]

The Cynics kick off this (un)lucky episode with some doubts but hit their stride talking diets, haircuts and the most insane tangents about their relatively meaningless childhoods. We finish by holding DoorDash accountable and teasing our "Last Dance", featuring cameos from Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen on the ongoing Marcus and Larsa drama. Email us your thoughts: [email protected]

In Episode 12, the Cynics are absolutely all over the latest happenings both in their lives and across current events. From medical scares to inappropriate conduct at testing facilities, wedding and anniversary gift protocol and airplane disappointments, we've got every cynical perspective covered. Stick around for a BONUS segment at the end about the failures of #Sweetgreen. Join the growing community of Cynics and email us your thoughts: [email protected]

In Episode 11, The Cynics are ranting about their respective apartment communities, including broken A/C during the hot summer and disrespectful community managers. They then pivot to a depressing tangent about translating some common foods in their native Russian language and finish by discussing some highly questionable billing practices by medical providers.Email us your thoughts - [email protected]

In this week's episode, The Cynics break down a trip in nature gone wrong, discuss their respective struggles with apartment management and the cable company, and unload on some narcissistic losers from David's old fantasy football league. Bonus! The Cynics debut a new "Power Rankings" segment (super original content) and debate the worst salutations that a guy can be called.Email us your thoughts: [email protected] us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twocynicspodTheme Song: Alex Grohl

In Episode 9, The Cynics recap some dumb Twitter comments about the latest NBA developments, dive into troubling happenings at David's recent trip to a Michelin star restaurant, recap the highlights (or lowlights) of Andrew's wedding in 2021 and much, much more.Follow the show on TikTok, Twitter and Instagram for daily content.

In the latest edition of the Two Cynics Podcast, the guys are back to talk about their advice for prospective New York movers, debate whether or not umbrellas are soft and share some disturbing public behavior they witnessed at bars and restaurants last week.Join the 100+ Cynics who follow the show on TikTok, Twitter and Instagram where we share content daily!

The Cynics are chopping it up once again about the ethics of players betting on themselves in the NFL and boxing, going out to eat alone, and re-living some funny memories from old relationships. Check us out on TikTok, Twitter and Instagram for daily content!

The Cynics are back with another showing recapping the "Succession" finale, talking about their fashion (or lack thereof) and discussing unacceptable behaviors by both their college and adult peers. Follow @twocynicspod for daily content on TikTok, Twitter and Instagram!

Andrew and David are back at it talking weird recent travel stories, reminiscing how they were the absolute biggest losers during their college days and making some inevitably bad predictions for the finale of "Succession."

Episode 4 begins on a bit of a somber note, but the Cynics bounce back to talk about some playoff hoops and hockey, rooting for teams and players outside your home city, trying to make sense of homelessness solutions and much more. Follow us on: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twocynicspodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/twocynicspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoCynicsPod

Packed show today with Cynics first mixing it up on TikTok - we talk about whether or not a Texas gas station and convenience store chain can survive one bad customer. We also go to the disaster that is DFW airport and discuss the nightmares of traveling with a kid before finishing things up with a guest cameo to opine on some interesting marketing decisions by the NFL.TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twocynicspodIG: https://www.instagram.com/twocynicspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoCynicsPod

The Cynics are back to talk about failed and potentially new entrepreneurial ideas, people losing their minds on TikTok and LinkedIn, weird bar happenings and ill-advised investments.Become a CynicTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twocynicspodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/twocynicspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/TwoCynicsPod

In the inaugural episode of the Two Cynics Podcast, Andrew and David announce their arrival on the over-saturated podcast scene, debate how they plan to appeal to future sponsors, discuss the pickleball hype, lament the difficulties of renting and much more. Become a Cynic: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twocynicspod?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/TwoCynicsPodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/twocynicspod/