Two-Man Wall

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Two-Man Wall

Two brothers talkin' about the English game. About as enjoyable as standing in the wall of a blindfolded Granit Xhaka free kick.

  1. 121

    MW22 - Carrick to the rescue🦸

    New era at Old Trafford? Carrick's first game in charge sees United take all three points off City. Plus, Arsenal draws and still picks up a point in the title race, Spurs are in hell, and AFCON delivers another banger of a final.

  2. 120

    Mid-Season Awards🏆

    Ethan and Brayden break down their halfway awards picks as Maresca and Amorim both get the boot.

  3. 119

    MW15 HEADLINES📰🚨

    Salah bombshell interview, Arsenal lose for just the second time, Villa on fire, what did we miss? We talk World Cup draw and where Mo Salah might be playing football in January.

  4. 118

    MW12 - Arsenal in Wonderland🌈🐬

    Arsenal are truly in dreamland this week. After battering their arch rivals and seeing both Liverpool and City drop all their points, life looks pretty good at the top. Plus, Chelsea creep into second ahead of City, United lose at home to 10-man Everton, and no one knows what's going on at Anfield.

  5. 117

    MW11 Season Grades 🅰️➕

    After an eventful few matchweeks, Brayden and Ethan walk through their team-by-team grades for the early months of the season.

  6. 116

    MW9 - Red Devil Resurgence 📈

    That's 3 wins on the spin for Amorim's side as they climb to 6th in the table. Plus, Liverpool drop their 4th straight, Sunderland stun Chelsea at the Bridge, and City drop 6 points back of Arsenal.

  7. 115

    MW8 - The Erling Haaland Show🎥

    Stop me if you've heard this one before: Haaland scores as City win again. Now up to 11 goals in just 8 games, it's getting a bit silly. Plus, Liverpool rinse and repeat another 2-1 defeat to the forehead of Harry Maguire, Arsenal sit top, and Sunderland win again(!)

  8. 114

    MW7 - Trouble in Titletown🫢

    Liverpool drop their second game in a row as Estevao fires home to swipe all 3 at the Bridge. Plus, Palace finally lose, Bournemouth are good (!), and Arsenal roll.

  9. 113

    MW6 - We ❤️ Late Goals

    5, count em', 5 late goals in MW6 gives us our most exciting week of Premier League action yet

  10. 112

    MW5 - The Haram-ball Derby 🧱

    Pep parks the bus against Arteta's defense-first XI, and surprisingly neither come away with all three points. Plus, Chelea get a little too wet and wild at Old Trafford, Liverpool win without scoring late, and Wolves are in hell.

  11. 111

    MW4 - SLOTage Time⌚

    It's over when Liverpool says it's over. The Reds pop up with some late magic again, this time at Turf Moor. Plus, City take care of United, Brentford claw a point off Chelsea, and Villa have yet to score.

  12. 110

    MW3 - Szobo Magic🪄

    A moment of sorcery from Liverpool's early-season MVP is enough to take all 3 points off title rivals Arsenal. Plus, Brighton fight back to beat City, United almost fumble away their first win, and the Grealish-led Toffees win again.

  13. 109

    MW2 - The Isak Derby🥊💥

    Custody of Isak Ladder Match goes to Liverpool, as 16-year-old Rio Ngumoha grabs the winner at the death. Spurs take care of City away (obviously), Gyokeres and Arsenal get up and running, and all 3 promoted sides now have 3 points on the young season.

  14. 108

    MW1 - Off and running❗🏃‍♂️

    We have liftoff! 1 matchweek down, 37 to go, and United are already in 15th (however undeservingly). Arsenal steal 3 points from Old Trafford, Liverpool outshine Bournemouth late, and City's new signings dazzle.

  15. 107

    PREMIER LEAGUE PREDICTIONS🏆🥇

    The time has come! Brayden and Ethan navigate their table predictions from 20 to 1. Everton 8th? Arsenal 3rd? Will Spurs finish higher than 17th? Click that play button and all your questions will be answered.

  16. 106

    SUMMER TRANSFER GRADES✍️

    Ethan and Brayden grade out the summer's biggest transfers as we inch closer to opening day🏆

  17. 105

    Armchair Chairmen💵📈 - Spurs

    Super Tommy Frank is in, and there is no time to lose. He takes control of Spurs during arguably their most important transfer window ever, but how would Brayden and Ethan spend that Europa League money?

  18. 104

    Armchair Chairmen💵📈 - Man United

    In this new off-season series, Ethan and Brayden have €100m to save your squad. First up, the dumpster fire in Manchester. Hojlund stays? Lisandro goes? Only one way to find out🙃

  19. 103

    END OF SEASON REVIEW📝

    Ethan and Brayden break down their table predictions from August, walk back some objectively horrible takes, and share some end-of-season awards

  20. 102

    MW38 - Oh my, Aston Villa

    38 up, 38 down. Villa implode at Old Trafford, Newcastle choke against Everton but live to see a UCL place, and Chelsea takes care of business in a Top 5 skins match against Forest

  21. 101

    MW37 - All set for Sunday🔜

    Ethan and Brayden set you up for a potentially very eventful Championship Sunday with 3 Champions League spots still to play for

  22. 100

    MW33-35 - Champions at last🏆🔴

    Liverpool are crowned champions as Ipswich's fate is sealed, the race for the Top 5 places rages on, and Ethan and Brayden try to make each other look silly with blind rankings.

  23. 99

    MW32 - United We Fall😥

    The season from hell (ironically enough for the Red Devils) continues for Man United as they drop to 15th in the table. Plus, Chelsea drop massive points in the Top 5(!) race as Newcastle and City prevail.

  24. 98

    MW30-31 - Survival of the fittest💀

    Ipswich threw away a lead to the team they couldn't do that against, and their fate is now all but sealed. Plus, Villa pick up big points in the race for European spots and ChatGPT decides who is the best midfielder ever.

  25. 97

    🚨PL Table Update🚨

    Liverpool soar as Arsenal falter, meaning we may have our runaway champions already. Plus, Brayden and Ethan breakdown the current Top 4 (5?) race and relegation battle.

  26. 96

    MW24 - A slice of humble pie🥧

    Arsenal enacts devious revenge on City, Forest drops a touchdown and extra point on Brighton, and Liverpool pass the Bournemouth (A) test

  27. 95

    MW22+23 - Mate...😞

    It can't get much worse for Ange's men, as they concede two quick goals to Leicester and drop all three points at home. Plus, Bournemouth are formidable and City find a resolute victory against Chelsea.

  28. 94

    MW20+21 - The Forest is Alive🌲

    Nottingham Forest take would-be champions Liverpool all the way to the final whistle, earning their stripes yet again in a 1-1 draw. Plus, Arsenal take NLD #2, Amad saves United, and January transfers are finally picking up.

  29. 93

    ⭐🏆MID-SEASON AWARDS🏆⭐

    19 down. 19 to go. Brayden and Ethan hand out mid-season awards and make bold predictions about what's to come before May.

  30. 92

    MW14-16 - Manchester Sh*tty 💩

    City's unfathomable form continues as they slip out of the Top 4 for the first time in years. Plus, Chelsea look like title challengers and Liverpool lets everyone back in it.

  31. 91

    MW13 - Manchester City are... bad?

    That 6 loses in 7 games in all competitions for City, the last being at the hands of Arne Slot's runaway league favorites. Plus, Arsenal smoke West Ham, Chelsea smoke Villa, and Amorim tallys his first league win.

  32. 90

    The TMW Quiz Show‼️🤔

    Ethan and Brayden take this international break lull to bring you some high-octane Premier League knowledge tests. Step right up and try your luck!

  33. 89

    MW9+10 - One question facing every team🤔

    Ten hag's departure has us thinking about what other teams should be asking themselves as the first quarter of the season closes. Can Liverpool do it? Can Bournemouth scrape a European spot? Is Amorim the answer?

  34. 88

    MW8 - Liverpool's Shiny New Toy✨

    We're talking about Arne Slot's magnificent bald head of course, both inside and out, as Liverpool sit top of the league after 8 games. Plus, red cards bite Arsenal again, Southampton can't catch a break, and we break down our best Sitcom Character XIs!

  35. 87

    MW7 - Hot Seat Masterclass?🔥

    Erik ten Hag drops his two starting center backs with his job on the line and ends up pulling out a clean sheet at Villa. Plus, Spurs collapse at Brighton, Arsenal and City earn comeback wins, and Ethan takes another Fifa Song Quiz.

  36. 86

    MW5 - A Rivalry is Born 🥊

    City-Arsenal had it all this weekend, and Ethan and Brayden are here to break it all down for ya. Plus, Ethan quizzes Brayden on past EPL rivalries.

  37. 85

    Early-Season Club Grades✏️

    Brayden and Ethan give every Premier League club a letter grade through Matchweek 4

  38. 84

    MW2 - Madueke HATES Wolves

    First a public denouncing of Wolverhampton (the city), then a public execution of Wolverhampton (the team). Madueke really hates Wolves. Plus, Brighton beat United at the death, Raya saves Arsenal, and Haaland is Haaland.

  39. 83

    MW1 - We're so back (it's over)

    MW1 is in the books and there's nothing left to do but overreact to the opening weekend shenanigans. Brayden and Ethan provide one reasonable overreaction per match and rank the EPL's best strikers.

  40. 82

    🚨PREMIER LEAGUE PREDICTIONS 24/25🚨

    It's that time of year. Team by team, Ethan and Brayden break down exactly how the new season will unfold.

  41. 81

    EURO x COPA RECAP POD🏆

    One month later and here we are; dazed, confused, and left wondering where all the time went (and how England managed to make the final). Brayden and Ethan breakdown everything you missed from the summer's festivities.

  42. 80

    JUNE INTERNATIONAL ROUND-UP🌍

    Croatia get grouped, USMNT might get grouped, and England fans think England might as well have gotten grouped. It's a international free-for-all on this week's episode of the TMW Podcast.

  43. 79

    EURO PREVIEW🌍❗

    England? France? Germany? Serbia???? Tune in for over-researched picks on the summer's most anticipated tournament

  44. 78

    TMW END-OF-SEASON EXTRAVAGANZA‼️🏆🏅💥

    TMW wrap up the 2023/24 season with TOTY selections, award picks, and reactions to their pre-season table predictions. What a podcast!

  45. 77

    MW38 - SURPRISE❗City Win #️⃣6🏆

    No drama for the neutrals on Sunday as City take care of business to win their 4th straight championship. Are we the farmers?

  46. 76

    MW33-35 - The Two Horse Race🏇🏇

    Klopp's Liverpool takes 2 brutal results and effectively falls out of the title race while Everton turns up the heat and secures safety. Plus Brayden ranks Europe's best derby's.

  47. 75

    😰TMW LATE SEASON RUN-IN SPECIAL😰

    It's that time of year, folks. Brayden and Ethan make final table predictions as the season comes to a close. Who goes down? Who gets European spots? Find out with one tap of your finger.

  48. 74

    MW29 - Snoozer at the Etihad💤

    City and Arsenal play to a dry goalless draw sending Liverpool to the top, United score and concede in the last 3 minutes of the game, and Ethan and Brayden break down the TV's best personalities bracket-style.

  49. 73

    MW28 - Stalemate at Anfield♟️

    A Liverpool and City draw and a late Arsenal winner shoots the Gunners into 1st. Plus, Spurs wallop Villa and the two worst teams in the league both blow 2 goal leads. Yikes.

  50. 72

    MW26+27 - The Duality of Man (United)

    United go up early but end up rolling over in a 3-1 loss at the Etihad. Arsenal continue to torch the league, Núñez lifts Liverpool with the last touch, and the Villa/Spurs top 4 battle rolls on.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Two brothers talkin' about the English game. About as enjoyable as standing in the wall of a blindfolded Granit Xhaka free kick.

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Brayden Schwartz

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