WAPL Mornings with Laura Lee & Cutter

A Kentucky mom, 27-year-old Brook McDaniel, got arrested after allegedly giving her 22-month-old son a tattoo... because apparently “terrible parenting decisions” wasn’t enough of a hobby. Police say they found the toddler with a black dot tattoo on his forearm and redness around it after responding to a child abuse complaint. Her explanation? She claimed she was tattooing her own leg when the toddler “stuck his arm in the way” of the tattoo gun. Which is a bold defense considering tattoo guns are not exactly rogue garden sprinklers. Police also described the home conditions as “deplorable,” which really completes the “county fair parking lot at 2 a.m.” aesthetic this story has going on. Authorities contacted Kentucky child services, and McDaniel was charged with fourth-degree assault. Bond was set at $5,000. So for being a pretty really super bad mom, Brook should feel shame, shame, shame.

Looks-maxxing, ball-maxxing, scent-maxxing??? I'll be nap-maxxing later on today. Looksmaxxing is an online self-improvement practice focused on the process of maximizing one's physical attractiveness. So, what's your "maxxing?"

Dude who broke into a rental car that was rented by people from Beyonce's camp plead guilty to the crime. He stole unrealesed music and a couple laptops and while yes, she can afford to replace that stuff easily, it still sucks so hard to get your stuff stolen. Kelvin Evans for taking what's not his, should feel shame, shame, shame.

The event is this Saturday from 2-6pm at the Automobile Gallery. More infomation HERE! and tickets HERE!

Cumberbatch had the most proper arugment with another cyclist in London. He said he was being verbally abused and the other brit accused him of biking thru red lights. I'm shocked that at no point was high tea served during this gentle passive aggressive "fight." BUT Cumberbatch, for breaking the law, should feel shame, shame, shame.

From looks-maxxing to Jimmy Buffett-maxxing and everything inbetween... like, yes, BALL-MAXXING. 

May 8th - City of BoscobelAt 9:10 pm, a woman’s neighbors were having a small bonfire in their driveway. They were not being loud; she just wanted them not to have bonfires. May 9th - City of PlattevilleTeens were using flashlights to ding-dong-ditch homes. May 9th - Village of HighlandPolice are looking for a "serial pooper" after poop and toilet paper were found three different times near a walking trail. Someone tell them kids that ding-dong-ditch is way more effective if people CAN'T see you. This and more on this weeks, Small Town Crime Wave

I'm not trying to speak ill of the dead but Leo went bird watching at a LANDFILL and contracted the deadly hantavirus. Also, not just the virus, a RARE strain of the virus that can be transmitted person to person. He then boards a cruiseship and proceeds to infect pretty much the entire ship... Don't hang out in landfills, guys. For doing something that when you think about it, it a reallllllllllly bad idea, Leo should feel shame, shame, shame.

A flight was delayed for over an hour due to an issue with a dancing robot. Can you guess why? No, it didn't try to hack into the cockpit's wi-fi..

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If you're going to try and steal from the goverment, try and make your math seems believable. Debbie billed 13,000 hours of care for one person... in a SINGLE day. How big of a red flag you tryin to wave?? For stealing... but for not stealing well, she's our Weenie Of The Week!

Internet chaos gremlin, Clavicular, got hit with a misdemeanor firearm charge after livestreaming himself and two other influencers unloading roughly 25 shots into an already-dead alligator in the Florida Everglades, because apparently regular hobbies were too difficult.Prosecutors say the issue isn’t animal cruelty since the gator was already dead, but unlawfully discharging firearms in public still tends to make the state of Florida raise an eyebrow, which is honestly impressive considering Florida’s usual tolerance levels. For shooting guns on a livestream, Clav should feel shame, shame, shame. 

As a super friendly population, do we overshare for the sake of coversation?

Today's Dumb Ass Question: Wedding season is here. What would be the worst thing to yell during a wedding? 

So after two years of lawsuits, countersuits, headlines, and what felt like a masterclass in celebrity legal drama… Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni have settled.And the grand payout is: nothing.Zero dollars.Meanwhile, the lawyers reportedly made around $60 million — so at least someone got a happy ending.No admission of wrongdoing, no damages, just a polished statement about “moving forward” and “respectful workplaces."Not justice. Not vindication. Just a reminder that in Hollywood, the only guaranteed win is billing by the hour.For wasting a lot of time and money for noooooooooothing, Lively and Baldoni should feel shame, shame, shame.

A studio full of people try different level of hot sauces. Laura is goaded into eating a dip chip fullllllll of ghost pepper sauce. Good times.

Get more information on this annual event that supports active-duty and honorably discharged Veterans HERE

Now Goldie Hawn didn't actually SAY she was on drugs in the 60's, but she did say she encountered aliens soooooooooooo..... 

It's NOT Mexican Independence Day, but it is a good excuse to drink tequlia.

April 25th - City of Fort AtkinsonA man who was possibly intoxicated was trying to smash his guitar over his own head. April 25th - City of Eau ClaireLoss prevention caught a suspect who was committing Retail Theft. When the police arrived, they determined that the man was wanted for stealing from numerous stores in the area, but he had always left the scene before officers arrived. He faces 18 different Retail Theft charges. April 26th - City of Wisconsin RapidsA 12-year-old came to the door of someone else’s house with a wheelbarrow, asking for food. Police tracked the kid down and found that it was actually a 15-year-old from the area who was looking for lawn mowing and gardening jobs in order to raise money for his first car.That last one sounds like a terrible round of the fun game "telephone." This and more on this weeks, Small Town Crime Wave.

A guy who worked at a Chick-fil-a rung up 800 mac n cheese orders, only to refund them all to his credit card... worth around $80,000. I feel like this may of worked if he did micro-transactions (Office Space) but instead of course his bosses noticed a loss of 80K on mac n cheese. For pulling the dummmmmmbest scheme, Jones should feel shame, shame, shame. 

In honor of May 4th... 

In this weeks lesson of F around and find out, just because you can, doesn't mean you should... 

TJ Miller is at Skyline this weekend. Tickets HERE

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There's a chain of stores in Japan that's selling Pokemon cards to people ONLY if they can pass a 15 question quiz. This helps deter scalpers who know nothing about the game and benefits people who truly want to enjoy the cards. More places should do this... maybe, Ticketmaster? You want to go to this concert? What's the name of the lead singer. 

Smart beer is a real thing! I wonder if my boss would let me drink on the job....

Apparently Rihanna shared her weed with Jonah Hill and his friends and it was the kind of weed that makes one poop themselves because that's just what happened. A friend of Jonah Hill pooped her pants after smoking RiRi's weed. I've never heard of such weed and I don't know if I'm relieved or jealous. Sounds like a better time than downing Ex-Lax, but for Rihanna not giving anyone a heads (or butts) up, she should feel shame, shame, shame.

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22 Buddhist monks went on a nice little vacation to Thailand… and instead of bringing back souvenirs, they brought back 242 pounds of kush, which is not exactly what people mean by “spiritual elevation.”Customs opened their bags expecting robes and prayer beads and instead found… a full-on Breaking Buddha situation. Each monk allegedly had about 5 kilos hidden in secret compartments.Most of them were young trainee monks. Authorities said it was one of the biggest drug busts ever at that airport, which is wild because these guys were supposed to be avoiding earthly attachments… not smuggling them in bulk.Even senior Buddhist leaders were like, “yeah… we don’t know them,” basically calling them imposters, because nothing ruins your reputation faster than monks running a side quest as drug mules. For smugglin the drugs, the Buddhists monks should feel shame, shame, shame.

Where does your favorite place fall on this list?

April 18th - City of WaukeshaSomeone released some balloons in the parking lot of Golden Corral, and one of them hit the power lines, knocking out power to the restaurantApril 20th - City of Wisconsin DellsA person saw lights well off the roadway, and believed that a semi had rolled over "way out in a field.” It was, in fact, a fishing boat with lights on itApril 20th - City of BoscobelDuring just a regular old traffic stop, police learned that the driver had 6 active warrants, from 6 different jurisdictionsApril 20th - City of West AllisAt 7:30 pm a naked man was attempting to "pole dance" at an intersection. He then fought with the police officers who arrived and was eventually tased. This and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!

A bunch of dudes flying fighter jets followed flight patterns that created the shapes of penises. People who use public flight-tracking maps clutched their pearls and now the Finland Air Force needs to feel shame, shame, shame.

Two pizza places in Door County have beef with each other. If they added some pork, they could make pepperoni! We have not one but two weenies for this weeks Weenie Of The Week!

Penguins are down 3-0 in a best of 7 series.Wednesday night…During the game, Crosby got tied up in front and took a stick up high. He went down hard, drawing the official’s attention but instead of a power play, the call came back as offsetting minors, with Crosby tagged for embellishment. A call you almost never see tied to his name, which is why Penguins head coach Dan Muse was clearly frustrated behind the bench.But after the game, Crosby took a different approach and had some fun with it.“Yeah… I might’ve sold that one like I was auditioning for a daytime Emmy,” ...“Probably added a little extra on that one.”He even admitted it might’ve been overdue.“I’ve gone this long without that call, so I guess I was due. Tried to draw one… got a little more attention than I wanted.”And inside the locker room?“Guys were asking if I needed a stunt double.”In the end, Crosby owned it.“You’re trying to win sometimes you push it. That one? Maybe a bit too much. I’ll wear it.”Could the broom be out tomorrow night in Philly?

A man in Germany was in trouble after slapping his neighbor who was being too loud pounding his.... what? A “Bratwurst”B “Footlong hot dog” C "Schnitzel"D “Knockwurst”

Machine Gun Kelly just dropped a new 2026 single, “Fix Ur Face,” and people are pointing out what sounds like a jab at Yungblud in it. That’s awkward because they’ve collaborated multiple times before, so this isn’t some random rivalry...“Mickey Mouse kids turned rockstars / Leaving private schools, tryna be outlaws”Why people think it’s about Yungblud. Yungblud actually acted on a Disney Channel UK show (The Lodge), which makes the “Mickey Mouse kids” line feel… not subtle. He also went to private school, which lines up almost too perfectly with the second half of the bar. There’s also another line right after about “old-heads tryna kill the vibe,” which some people think drags in the Osbourne family drama tied to Yungblud, but that part is more speculative.Yungblud’s out here getting Grammy nods while MGK’s reviving his favorite hobby, picking fights for attention and for this MGK should feel shame, shame, shame.

Earth day was yesterday but we're just getting a head start on NEXT years celebrations...

Koosh balls? Cheap gas? Landlines? 

It's 80's vs 90's on today's Generation Altercation!