Wasting ALL the Time

This week listen as Cullen confesses, Ector explains, Doyle describes, and Penn presumes. The Plot... Thickens!

In these special monoscenes, listen as Cody, Dave, and Jon discuss... well... it's weird. Just listen.

In this special monoscene, listen as Jon, Dave, and Cody discuss the plans for an imminent heist!

This week listen as Squire Doyle holds a meeting of his own. The Plot... Thickens!

Enjoy this release from our archives! Originally released April 9, 2020. This week Jes can do amazing voices, Dave gives bad advice, Jon makes boats, and Cody takes offense. Also, Sleeping Beauty almost bankrupted Disney! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:37 - Style It!: The Cartoon 06:02 - Fruitwards: Lilliputian Rubadub 11:08 - What Have You Been Up To?: Working out, video games, YouTube, working from home, housework, cooking, staying at home, Minecraft, adjusting to the new normal, video games, bird watching, feeling fortunate, etc.  31:01 - The Scene Foretold: Justice 41:56 - Improv Game of the Week: Good, Bad, and Worse Advice 50:18 - The Ending

In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave, Cody, and Jes converse around the pool.

In this episode Doyle comments on a neck, Cullen doesn't do subtle, Penn has been saving maidens, and Ector has been a knight for a long time. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Cody gets a nickname, Dave has the 7-year itch, Jes is bringing the cake, and Jon is a background mime. Also, sorry France! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:22 - Cody's Words of Wisdom  06:49 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises  12:42 - Jes' Segment: Genre Replay  24:36 - Jon's Segment: One-Up  33:07 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

On this episode Sir Ector needs to take a training, Sir Penn needs to take a training, Sir Cullen needs to take a training, and Squire Doyle needs to take a training as well as with each knight. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jon's shirt changes color, Cody cries at a movie, Dave does some digging, and Jes advocates for a name change. Also, "two deads make an alive." Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  02:31 - The Jonologue: Instant Mashed Potatoes  13:11 - Cody's Segment: Movie Critics  25:08 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises  29:40 - Jes' Segment: Meanwhile  40:06 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

On this episode Sir Penn heard about a lovely luncheon, Sir Ector arranges a dancing lesson, Sir Cullen has to be nice, and Squire Doyle becomes a proxy. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jes commissioned a vase, Jon is desperately neutral, Cody is a Dorito's Guy, and Dave needs more staples. Also, it was a totally wild guess! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:31 - A Hearty Thank You to Linsey!  04:41 - Style It!: Hieronymus Bosch  13:54 - Jon's Segment: Conference Call  24:38 - Cody's Segment: Oscar Moment  30:24 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises  37:23 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

Introducing our municipal knights: Sir Penn, Sir Ector, Sir Cullen... and their shared assistant Squire Doyle! The Plot... Thickens!

In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave and Cody dig ditches while Jon supervises... and there may be one or two profound moments.

On this episode Coral got paid, Randy has been hearing voices, Clayton is going to say yes, and Barney is sweeping up. The Plot... Thickens!

In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave tries to help Cody learn how to fit in.

This week Dave got it right, Jes is a perfect spinster, and Cody wants everyone to feel special . Also, you signed a lot of waivers! Show Notes:  00:00 - Cold Open  00:40 - The Beginning  04:37 - Science Time with Dave: Mercury (the planet)  18:25 - Jes' Segment: A Day in History  28:42 - Cody's Segment: Where's Jon? (backwards edition)  36:25 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

This week Cody, Dave, and Jes listen back to the final five of ten of the best scenes from the year, as nominated by our listener(s). Happy 2026! Show Notes:  0:00:00 - The Beginning  0:01:52 - Scene 6: Husbandry Camp  0:18:39 - Scene 7: Bernoulli  0:24:19 - Scene 8: Dick-Puncher Consequences  0:34:55 - Scene 9: Whale Bones  0:51:32 - Scene 10: Turpentine Angels  1:01:30 - The Ending

This week Cody, Dave, and Jes listen back to the first five of ten of the best scenes from the year, as nominated by our listener(s). Happy 2026! Show Notes:  00:00 - Cold Open  00:12 - The Beginning  01:58 - Scene 1: Cookie Tins  12:26 - Scene 2: A Nursing Home  28:42 - Scene 3: Venezuelan Beaver Jerky  39:12 - Scene 4: Warren  52:20 - Scene 5: Where is Salt?  59:47 - The Ending of Part A

In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave, Jes, and Cody discuss being snowmen.

This week Cody shall tap it, Dave is feeling a little off kilter, and Jes needs you to keep it down. Also, trebuchets and Triple A's! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  02:04 - Cody's Words of Wisdom  11:18 - Dave's Segment: Receiving Line  20:04 - Jes' Segment: Where's Jon?  29:02 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave and Cody invite Jon into their fundraiser car wash.

On this episode Randy welcomes back the crew, Clayton is trying to not look at it, Barney is a changed man, and Coral questions the lighting. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jon tries out some new words, Cody thought we were going to be there in, like, 45 minutes, and Dave is Jesus. Also, begat! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:51 - The Jonologue: Thanksgiving Dinner  14:18 - Cody's Segment: Walkout  22:25 - Dave's Segment: New Choice  30:14 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

This week Jes brings up The Grim Reaper, Cody wants a refund, and Dave forgot. Also, plink! Show Notes:  00:00 - Cold Open  00:22 - The Beginning  01:46 - Style It!: Burnout 13:26 - Cody's Segment: 185  26:33 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises  31:09 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

On this episode Coral likes the jumpsuits, Clayton suggests ropes and knots, and Barney was projected from the building. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Cody is not there, Dave is living the dream, Jes is headed North, and Jon wants to rob people. Also, mememememe! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:12 - Where's Cody?  05:32 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises  10:44 - Jes' Segment: One Up  22:14 - Jon's Segment: After the Last Minute  32:05 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

Hang out at the lanes and listen to four stories told by the monsters that lived them! Always remember, "we are monsters, not monstrous." Happy Halloween from all of us here at Wasting ALL the Time - Level Three! Show Notes: 0:00:00 - Introduction 0:02:40 - Monster: Vampire 0:17:36 - Story 1: The Corpse Flower 0:31:36 - Monster: Werewolf 0:35:12 - Story 2: An Overnight Hike 0:45:01 - Monster: Banshee 0:48:50 - Story 3: Bog Butter 0:54:27 - Monster: Slenderman 0:58:38 - Story 4: Pottery Class 1:06:26 - Meeting Concludes 1:12:07 - Outroduction  

In this episode, (most of) the team is away on their trip, so we turn our attention to a few attendees of the Shakespeare event at the park. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jon wants other people to be efficient, Cody is looking for something important, and Dave poofs out of existence. Also, sir, this is a Denny's!  Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:10 - The Jonologue: Multi-tools  08:17 - Cody's Segment: Press Conference  18:51 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises  23:12 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

In this episode Randy wants some meat, Clayton has been standing outside, Barney is thinking what you're thinking, and Coral needs a healing retreat. The Plot... Thickens!

Cody and Dave are joined by Casey and Mike to play a round of Fiasco!

Cody and Dave are joined by Casey and Mike to play a round of Fiasco!

In this special monoscene, listen along as Jes and Dave prepare for a yard sale.

This week Jes lost her eyebrows, Jon has been polishing whale bones, Cody is attacked by wolves, and Dave asks for directions. Also, it's a do-over! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:33 - Style It!: Jewelry  11:12 - Jon's Segment: 911, What's Your Emergency?  27:53 - Cody's Segment: Directorial Styles  40:13 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises  45:45 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!  

In this episode Coral learns about her benefits, Randy just liked the name, Clayton brings in a ticket, and Barney apologizes a lot. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Dave doesn't like the metaphor, Casey wanted peppers, Jon calls out the trap, and Cody mentioned something about rum. Also, apiary! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:14 - Science Time with Dave: The Origin of Stars  10:33 - Casey's Segment: New Choice  17:27 - Jon's Segment: What Have You Been Up To?  30:48 - Cody's Segment: Sex With Me Is Like...  37:12 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

In this episode, Barney is perturbed, Coral questions the bugs, Randy takes in a temp, Clayton was waiting, and Jerry is new. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Cody looks at the deep issues, Dave didn't read the textbook, and Jon haggles just right. Also, Dick-Puncher Consequences! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:15 - Cody's Words of Wisdom  07:30 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises  14:31 - Jon's Segment: Pundit Show  23:56 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

In this episode Clayton is afraid of Tony the Llama, Barney is afraid of Tony the Llama, Coral is afraid of Tony the Llama, and Randy is afraid of Tony the Llama. The Plot... Thickens!

*Enjoy this release from our archives! Originally released June 4, 2015*  This week, on a very special episode of Wasting ALL the Time - A Podcast... Dave gets drunk, Cody gets drunk, Jon gets drunk, and Sarah is several months sober. Also, remember to drink responsibly!

This week Jon writes to his dad (and mom), Cody stopped listening, Jes was abandoned on this island, and Dave skibidi toilet. Also, it's not supposed to come out like that! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:42 - The Jonologue: Sangria  09:06 - Cody's Segment: One Minute Pecking Order  19:41 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises  25:46 - Jes' Segment: Letters From Camp  40:31 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

In this episode Randy gets signing authority, Clayton finds the prose objectionable, Barney tries to fill a vacancy, and Coral remembers doing one of these. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jes can't give a compliment, Cody likes it Italian and spicy, and Dave wants to teach. Also, makes a lot of sense, no argument here! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  02:10 - Style It!: Homemade Art Supplies  10:27 - Cody's Segment: Like My Coffee  19:59 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises  22:56 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

Introducing Coral Jones, Randy Bushberrie, Clayton Handleton, and Barney Whistle. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jes believes it was a gundam, Jon is an old man, Cody loves the book, and Dave is looking for his shoe. Also, they're breaching the gates! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:45 - Style It!: The Hudson River School of Landscaping  10:18 - Jon's Segment: Famous Last Words  19:23 - Cody's Segment: Doing Lines  30:14 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises  37:18 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

In this episode Jory has a nametag, Roland enjoys the board games, Ethan hasn't got the clearance, and Elias heard about that one. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Dave has his kayfabe tested, Jes shares her firework song, Jon is running low, and Cody offers to go to the village again. Also, I got it! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  02:40 - Science Time with Dave: Volcanoes  10:45 - Jes' Segment: The Scene Foretold  20:51 - Jon's Segment: What Have You Been Up To?  39:03 - Cody's Segment: Where is Salt?  46:16 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

In this episode Elias didn't know what it was at the time, Jory is under the age of 50, Roland keeps time with drink, and Ethan needs extraction. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Cody has the night shift, Dave is afraid of circles, and Jes hands over the codes manual. Also, 1939! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:20 - Cody's Words of Wisdom  08:58 - Dave's Segment: Paterson's Premises  16:54 - Jes' Segment: Take Directions  27:20 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter" If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!