Way of the Apes Podcast

The world’s shortest podcast.

Hot tubs, free range floaters and Alex Jones. Decent Father’s Day pod.

Once again we drift further and further from structure and discuss everything BUT the Knights Templar. My bad.

This is Part 1 of 2 episodes we are dedicating to one of the world’s most famous orders of knights. Part 2 dives into the Knights Templar & the secret societies they may very well have become.

Jaguars enter the US, panthers are real… And get good with God.

Comics, Conor Mcgregor and absolutely no p@*!sy. That sounds about right.

We discuss the similarities of Bruce Lee and everyone’s favorite Russian Punk band Pussy Riot. Stay wet my friends.

I’ll work on my geography.

Russia, North Korea, Vietnam & Cuba all had one thing in common…..

We both decided to come up with some show ideas… write them down, etc. So here’s the attempt at doing a show like actual adults.

Today we discuss the wild and sexually driven world of professional wrestling… and the wild world of… well, the wild.

Tinnitus is not a joke. Mike Tyson & Sean Strickland should fight. Vivek would smash the two of them.

Napoleon, IG & TikTok algorithms and film.

I’m officially not giving descriptions to episodes anymore. Just listen…. Please.

Jim introduces me to a book I’ll actually read so we may actually have a predetermined topic next episode. Sweet.

Another one for the history books…

Buy Grayscale Bitcoin.

Episode 5 already?? Moving right along into the season feels nice, but we won’t be celebrating with a Big Mac or vitamins for that matter. Also, sex cults generally fail and the Amish have it made. Enjoy!

Bob Menendez is a G. Space is probably fake. Also, we’re not talking about Russell Brand… yet.

Al Pacino, Covid, Osama Bin Laden’s porn stash? Yes… all the above. Apes are not carnivores we are opportunists so all is on the menu. Enjoy!

The actual first episode that we were finally able to upload. The brainstorm that created Relapse Hero. TikTok conspiracies can kill you, but we survived drug overdoses… so let’s get it!

After a 2 year sabbatical, we are officially back. In this episode we shake off the cobwebs and start anew… and it still doesn’t make sense. Don’t worry, it’ll get better. Enjoy.

Baby bro wanted to sign off proper so… nothing wrong with a quickie. G.O.T.

This is our final episode of the year until January 2022. We will definitely post a few here’s and there’s in between, but 2022 smells like YouTube Podcasting and a whole new format. As it should. See you soon… literally.

Lottery dreams, rock n roll stories and Led Zeppelin DOES NOT SUCK.

Christian’s girl gets an explanation and an apology regarding massage services rendered… or not rendered. Jimmy wins and gets us all to openly discuss, creation, religion, science… and not hookers. It’s still pretty tasty though.

It’s been a dicey stretch for Beansie and B-Watts… but they made it. Well at the very least there’s always a gun fight to entertain you through the hard times… right? Also, you really learn cool life hacks in the clink if you keep your peepers peeled. Get the fuck out there!

Rogie joins the Apes today… we think we’ll keep ‘em! Girl troubles, milking the scorpion and Starbucks sucks. Enjoy your fuzzy monkeys…. They’re so tasty!

We’re baaaack!! Returning to original form, Beansie & B. Watts explain a particular benefit to Santeria… seeking professional help… & Solicitation Stings. Enjoy!

In today's episode... Beansie gets in a scuffle with locals of the Pub Chud variety and lives to tell the tale. Christian gets a new house guest and can not wait for his evening to start. (All apes must mate) PK Ripper and Jamesie take us on a ride through North Korea, Scandinavia, Cuba... basically every where else but here. Enjoy and stay fuzzy.

Trouble, Goo Canoes & Country Crock… nuff said.

D. Beansie, Jim, Christian & Peter try to recapture conversations from a lost episode. The Apes delve deep into experiences with mushrooms & other psychedelia… as well as the ever plentiful bad choices that can be made while on the voyage. “Have you ever been experienced?” Yeah… get out there!

Way of the Apes Podcast members Danger Beansie & B. Watts discuss current goings-on in their lives thus far. A week that includes incredibly bad decisions, strange acquaintances & poor hygiene. Welcome to the maiden voyage on a drunkship of monkeys. This… is the Way of the Apes.