We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar

Join Spoom and Ladel as we discuss the first half of Omnibus A Long Time Ago… Volume 5, Issues 86 - 96 of the original Marvel Star Wars run. This was mostly fun! The parts that weren't really pissed us off though. There's even an echo of Splinter of the Mind's Eye Leia… But also a full refusal of her? Truly the Marvel comics are a land of contrasts. Spoom (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com Ladel can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.netWe Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at ⁠talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com⁠ We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join Mallow and Busto as they discuss The Great Heep, the TV "movie" of  Star Wars: Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO. Well it's better than the TV series! It's bad, though. The best part is the Droid Snuff. In both senses. Mallow can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.netBusto (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join G0-053 and MV3-R1K as they descend into one of the worst Saturday morning cartoons ever,  Star Wars: Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO. This show was like stepping softly in a danger zone with no weapon in our hands. We hated this so much. There was neither a clown nor a Paul Lind impersonator. G0-053 (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com MV3-R1K can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.netWe Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

After watching the first season of the Ewoks cartoon, we got so excited about it that we jumped ahead to season 2! Join hosts Teyr-Melohn Purin Nehyn-Ban Purin as we start our painstaking journey through the second season of Ewoks episode by episode, starting with episode 1, A New Beginning. Happy April, everyone!Nehyn-Ban Purin can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.netTeyr-Melohn Purin (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

The Star Wars Critic and the Angry Star Wars Nerd watched season one of the Ewoks Saturday Morning Cartoon – and guess what listener, you're one of today's lucky 10,000! Was the theme song sung by Indrid Cold? (No it was Taj Mahal). This is the most you've heard the Critic sing yet. Esoteric bits aside, this show was actually like. Passable. We didn't like, like it or anything, and we don't recommend it, but it's like. A basically okay Saturday Morning Cartoon. It sure gives us high hopes for Star Wars: Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO so be sure to join us in 2 weeks for that!Listen to The March Of The Sinister Ducks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGL8Fx6SOjg Listen to the opening theme to Ewoks Season 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WFjM3QWKlE The Star Wars Critic can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.netThe Angry Star Wars Nerd (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Gastri and Pythia watched Ewoks: The Battle For Endor and gang it's so bad. Last time we made some positive comparisons to Garth Marenghi's Darkplace and this time we make some negative comparisons. This movie was not even fun to watch. Don't watch this movie. There's not a sincere bone in this movie's blood. Wilford Brimley is awful. There's just orcs. At least there's a hot evil woman? And she gives Gastri an opening to talk about the biblical Witch of Endor? I don't know man, join us next week for Season 1 of the Ewoks Saturday morning cartoon.Gastri (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com Pythia can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.netWe Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join hosts Peppermitt (she/her) and Perrault (they/them) as we discuss Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (formerly titled The Ewok Adventure), which is legitimately a very fun movie. If you like made for tv family films from the 80s, you'll like this! We had such a good time that even our "Things We Didn't Like" section is mostly about what we liked, and we don't even meander to gripe about Joss Whedon until the last 15 minutes! This may be the happiest you'll ever hear Peppermitt and Perrault. We love Silkies :) A pedant could see the wires.Peppermitt can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.netPerrault (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join hosts Dano (they/them) and Dana (she/her) as they discuss Star Wars Omnibus A Long Time Ago Volume 4, which collects issues 68-85 and Annual 3 of the original Marvel run of Star Wars comics. For the first time, Dano and Dana substantively disagree! Join us for some great segues and some spirited debate about caked up robots. One thing we can agree on is that we hate Slam Hardbody Wedge Antilles. Dano (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com Dana can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.netWe Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join Po'od Cassa (she/her) and Wratte Kynnnge (they/them) to discuss Star Wars Epic Legends Collection: The Newspaper Strips Vol. 2, which collects the second half of the 70s to 80s Star Wars comic strip. We admit to a Buggles Boner and complain about The Thinker from TV's The Flash. And that's before we get to the comics! These were better than the first volume. We visit DNAngel for some reason and wax poetic about the improved lettering and art, not to mention the staggeringly beautiful women. If you want to talk about s-CRY-ed with Wratte Kynnnge, message us on Tumblr!Zuckass does not exist.Po'od Cassa can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.netWratte Kynnnge (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join hosts Bateleur, a Sorcerer of Tunt (They/Them) and Étoile (She/Her) as we close out L. Neil Smith's Lando Calrissian Trilogy with Lando Calrissian And The Starcave of ThonBoka. The short version is that Smith crushed our spirits. Unlike our podcast, this book didn't have a point. Consider the many kinds of space whales and hear Bateleur (Sorcerer of Tunt) complain about Stephen Moffat. We'll also spoil the first Tiffany Aching book and aggressively defend LOST. And just another reminder, you can't be a misogynist if you don't have any female characters! Smith manages to be one anyway. Bateleur, a Sorcerer of Tunt (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com Étoile can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comWe Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join hosts Yellow Bird (she/her) and Waltzing Mouse (they/them) as we discuss Lando Calrissian And The Flamewind of Oseon by L. Neil Smith. Once again, we quite enjoyed this! It was less racist than the last one.  We advocate for consensual torture and discuss memories of being Lost In The Mall. Yellow Bird does another unimpressive impression and Waltzing Mouse alludes to the AU where they're a Jordan Peterson type. Also introducing a new name for Waltzing Mouse's Implications Corner! Remember: You can't be misogynistic if you don't have any women!Yellow Bird can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comWaltzing Mouse (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

This fortnight, hosts Wheel (they/them) and Endurance (she/her) read Lando Calrissian and the Mindharp of Sharu, the first entry in L. Neil Smith's Lando Calrissian Trilogy. We pretty much enjoyed it a lot! We're going to be with Smith for three episodes total, so keep tuning in to see how much that stays true. Hear Wheel beef with Iron Man 3 and Stephen King, and Endurance beef with the thesaurus. We promise the Dangerous Crow Boy joke was timely when we recorded this. Note: You'll appreciate this episode and book better if you have any history with the Discordian faith.Wheel (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com Endurance can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comWe Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Welcome back for part 2 of our Return of the Jedi episode; make sure you listened to part 1 first! This one contains all our "segments" – Timeline, Prurient's Implications Corner, Droids Rights Watch, Firsts and EU corner, and a bit more. You'll also hear Pinafore's David Lynch impression, and Prurient's Pinafore impression!Pinafore Tyche can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comPrurient A. Scintilla (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join hosts Pinafore Tyche (she/her) and Prurient A Scintilla (they/them) as they discuss Return of the Jedi, both the movie and the novelization by James Kahn. It was certainly better than the novelization of Empire Strikes Back! After a brief diversion about another James's Peacemaker, Pinafore and Prurient get down to brass tacks and discuss the Robocop and Men in Black cartoons. Ewoks are great, haters back off!This is part 1 of 2, because we went very very long. Part 2 will post 4 hours after this.Pinafore Tyche can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comPrurient A. Scintilla (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Back in the warm embrace of Brian Daley, hosts and eggmates Naught Bos (they/them) and Tumoeis Bos (She/Her) discuss Rebel Mission to Ord Mantell, an audio play about that business with the bounty hunter back on Ord Mantell. It's really fun! Problem is, it's pretty short. This is why we discuss Tapirs as mounts, the Fastball Special, K-Pop Bounty Hunters (not like that), the giant rat that makes all da rules, Swamp Thing – Well ok that one's normal. We also touch on Adventures in Odyssey, but that's unfortunately relevant. The issue of Swamp Thing where Swamp Thing meets Pogo is Issue 32  and the Adam Strange issue Naught also brought up is Issue 57 Naught Bos (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com Tumoesis Bos can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comWe Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Another episode of We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar about Comics? You know it! Scumbag Cassiopeia Weasel (she/her) and her henchperson K'lok (they/them) read Star Wars Omnibus A Long Time Ago… Volume 3 and had a pretty good time! Learn about Legally Distinct Barsoom, the psychic rabbits of Arbra, and Luke's first redheaded Imperial-trained girlfriend, who has never been shipped with Tanith Shire. Do you want some cheese?Cassiopeia Weasel's recent appearance on episode 12 of SURVEY_PROGRAM: A Podcast About DeltaruneCassiopeia Weasel can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comK'lok (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join hosts Gabbiani (they/them) and Veruca (she/her) as we discuss the exceedingly lackluster The Newspaper Strips Volume 1. We didn't like this one, but at least it's no Splinter Of The Mind's Eye. Suffer through a discussion of Funky Winkerbean with a lot more ease than we suffered through these absolute nothing comics, and always remember, ARCAB (All Robot Cops Are Bastards). I'd rather be playing Numberwang.Gabbiani (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com Veruca can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comWe Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

In this episode of We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar, join hosts Chaos-Take-You Windshear (they/them) and Prim Incaendo (she/her) at the Darklighter Estate as they discuss Star Wars Omnibus A Long Time Ago… Vol 2, which collects issues 28-49 and Annual 1 of the original Marvel run of Star Wars. It's significantly better than Volume 1! We mostly enjoyed it. We touch on the Apostle Paul again when discussing a Droid Weeaboo, and determine that this actually came out before The Toxic Avenger. Chaos-Take-You also takes a bold stance on Farscape.Prim Incaendo's feature on the podcast The Poets can be found here, or as episode 138 of The Poets on any podcast app: https://thepoets.co/2025/09/23/138-sophia-goodnight/ Chaos-take-You Windshear (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com Prim Incaendo can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comWe Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

For the latest episode of We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar, your hosts Rosenguild and Sterncrantz read Han Solo and the Lost Legacy, the last Star Wars novel by Brian Daley. Don't let the shortness of the "things we liked" section fool you, we LOVED this book! Actually I'm not sure why this episode is so short, there was a lot to talk about and I think we talked about it? Including the old Fallout games and the works of Charlie Kaufman. It's like Anton Chekhov said: if a funnel cake is purchased in chapter 8, it must be jammed in the blow-hole of a sapient Loch Ness Monster in chapter 9.Sterncrantz used some new-to-her editing techniques this time around, so we're sorry for the couple of audio oddities! We'll continue smoothing out these edges.Join us again in two weeks when we cover Star Wars Omnibus A Long Time Ago... Volume 2!Rosenguild (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com Sterncrantz can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comWe Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

This week join Rogue 4 Miff and Rogue 13 Nak as they discuss The Empire Strikes Back, both the novelization by Donald Glut and the film. The book was…. not great. It wasn't bad, it was no Splinter of the Mind's Eye! But it wasn't good. We discuss Land of the Lost and learn some very personal details about Miff, as well as the fact that neither Miff nor Nak can do a Harrison Ford impression. Also expect speculation on Space Shakespeare's The Taming of the Tauntaun. Join us in 2 weeks when we cover Brian Daley's final Han Solo novel, Han Solo and the Lost Legacy.Sorry for the long episode despite our claims that it would be a 2-parter; it ended up being just too short to reasonably split!Miff can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comNak (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Your hosts Hobart Floyt and Alacrity Fitzhugh are back with the second of Brian Daley's Han Solo novels, Han Solo's Revenge. Hey it's another pretty good one! This week we discuss clowns, Revolver Ocelot, Pluto (surprise!) and pterosaur anatomy. You'll also learn the difference between Repo Man and Repo Men. Note to astute listeners: We recorded this episode on June 8th, shortly after Deltarune Chapters 3+4 came out, and before Alacrity Fitzhugh had the chance to play them. Episode 3 of SURVEY_PROGRAM: A podcast about DELTARUNE, which Alacrity Fitzhugh was the guest on last week, can be found at https://gruppeshrike.net/surveyprogram/3; or on your podcast app of choice.Hobart Floyt (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com Alacrity Fitzhugh can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comWe Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

In this episode of We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar, hosts Jazx and Bubsee read Star Wars Omnibus: A Long Time Ago… Volume 1 (not to be confused with Star Wars: A Long Time Ago… Volume 1), which collects the first 27 issues of the original Star Wars Marvel Comics (also referred to as Star Wars (1977)). Not a bad collection! We go for Apostle Paul's throat for absolutely no reason (besides the fact that he's the worst) this week. Literally no reason. Jazx doesn't know the bible very well.Jazx can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comBubsee (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

This week, your hosts Feevee Bogo and Dibby Cut-Me-Throat read Han Solo At Stars' End by Brian Daley. By the Original Light, this book is really really good! It's got a mild space noir thing going on that's absolutely delightful. Problem is, this episode is not free of references to Chronicles of Riddick. Feevee Bogo (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com Dibby Cut-Me-Throat can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comWe Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

For this episode of We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar, hosts Itchy and Cysty watched The Star Wars Holiday Special, which aired on CBS on November 17, 1978. In brief, Star Wars fans are weenies and this goofy little thing is really good! We discuss Cats (2019), Rebellion propaganda cartoons, John C Lilly, and the merits of grandpa watching VR smut in the living room.Join us again in 2 weeks when we'll discuss the excellent Han Solo At Stars' End by Brian Daley.Itchy can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comCysty (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

This week, your hosts Wan and Ker read Splinter of the Mind's Eye by Alan Dean Foster, the first Star Wars Extended Universe novel. This book was really racist! One sentence summary of this episode of We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar: Don't read this book. We promise things get better from here. Join us again in 2 weeks for our much more positive episode about The Star Wars Holiday Special.Wan (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com/ Ker can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comUpdates can be found online at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.comWe Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Welcome to the first episode of We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar! Join your hosts Myria Dene and Ennis Prydain as we review the novelization of Star Wars: A New Hope (formerly titled From The Adventures Of Luke Skywalker) by Alan Dean Foster. Take our praise for his prose with a grain of salt – you'll find out why in 2 weeks, when we read Splinter Of The Mind's Eye.Myria Dene can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.comEnnis Prydain (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes