We Will Always Have

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We Will Always Have

Join mates Christian Hull & Chrissy Hearn as they team up to bitch and moan about trying new things and experiencing life before their joints totally seize up and old age gets them. This podcast see's them take themselves way out of their comfort zone as they each surprise the other with some scary tasks. Think diving with sharks! Hear them debrief after each adventure and discuss their ailments each episode.

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    Spider In My Car

    In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian takes us inside a truly chaotic day involving a giant huntsman spider in his car, a full-blown panic spiral, helpful neighbours, a bug bomb, and a storm rolling in while he’s glamping at a winery. What starts as a simple trip to film at an antique fair quickly turns into peak Christian Hull: dramatic, hilarious, slightly traumatic, and completely unfiltered.

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    Tree Tops Emergency

    In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy take on the Tree Tops Challenge in Canberra, and it very quickly becomes clear they may have overestimated their bravery. What starts as a fun ropes course adventure turns into gale-force winds, wobbly ladders, panic counting, zipline chaos and Chrissy needing a rescue just a few steps in. It’s dramatic, ridiculous, terrifying and somehow still ends with thoughts of a Costco hot dog.

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    Holiday Over 50

    In this bonus episode, Christian and Chrissy chat from a plane about whether they could holiday alone. From London to Bali to what it's like being on a cruise or what Christian describes as an 'RSL on the water!'

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    Naughty gifts from Chrissy

    In this episode Christian and Chrissy are recording from Jamala Lodge, where lions, giraffes and unexpected noises are all part of the chaos. Chrissy reveals she has scored a last-minute invite to the TikTok Awards, while Christian reveals what he has planned for her first - 12 metres in the air! They also dive into cancel culture, unexpected house guests, a very questionable 1970s relaxation quiz, and a game involving McDonald’s customers, Google users, FedEx shipments, births and deaths. And to top it all off, Chrissy surprises Christian with some very on-brand We Will Always Have gifts.

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    No phones

    TRIGGER WARNING: This episode includes discussion around food habits and unhealthy relationships with food, which may be triggering for some listeners. Please use listener discretion. In this bonus episode, Christian and Chrissy chat from a plane about whether they could survive a full phone detox. Christian considers a silent retreat in the Blue Mountains, while Chrissy admits her phone has basically become part of her hand. The conversation quickly turns from phones to food, self-control and snack habits, including Christian’s lockable snack container, Chrissy’s love of chips, and one very honest confession about eating hot chips out of the bin.  

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    We've Lost Our Minds

    In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into a hilarious game of "Balls Up" and share some laughs. They also chat about their recent trip to New Zealand, where Christian fell in love with the country's beautiful landscapes and tiny homes. Along the way, they discuss their experiences with memory and ADHD, including Christian's struggles with short-term memory and his brother's successful treatment with medication. 

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    A Big Penis In The Middle Of The Road

    In this episode of We will Always have, Christian and Chrissy are on an adventure in Canberra, exploring the city's top attractions. They visit the infamous Belconnen Owl, a sculpture that's got everyone talking. Christian's reactions are priceless as they discuss the artwork's, ahem, unique design. 

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    What A Drag

    In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have we reminisce about the good old days of clubbing in Sydney. They share stories of hitting Oxford Street, attending drag shows.

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    Trust The Process

    In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into their creative pursuits and passions. They visit a local market, where Chrissy becomes inspired by a basket-weaving stall and starts envisioning her own projects. They discuss the importance of letting go of perfectionism and embracing the process.

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    Bonus: Blind Boxes

    In this bonus episode, Blind boxes, a popular collectible trend that's got everyone hooked. They compare it to the old days of collecting Footy cards and Tasmanian devils, but with a twist - it's now a multi-billion-dollar industry. Apologies for the noise we are on a plan together!

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    What's The Hype Around Matcha

    In this episode, Christian and Chrissy are at it again, diving into a cooking challenge with a Thermo mix and an air fryer. They're putting their culinary skills to the test, but things get off to a rocky start as Chrissy struggles to operate the Thermo mix. Along the way, they chat about everything from their cooking mishaps to their favorite foods and even rank the top items on a hotel's lost and found list.

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    Game On Mole: Deep In Thought

    In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Chrissy and I dive into our latest game night experiment. We've sourced some second-hand games from thrift stores and are putting them to the test. We chat about our personal experiences with loneliness and how we cope with it. Christy shares her thoughts on being a parent and the importance of taking time for herself. We also play a fun game of Scategories and see who can come up with the most items in different categories.

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    Empty Nest Syndrome

    In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into a thought-provoking discussion about life's transitions, particularly the empty nest syndrome. They share personal anecdotes and observations about the challenges of adjusting to life after the kids leave home. From the exhaustion of parenting to the newfound freedom, they explore the emotional highs and lows of this significant life change. They also touch on the importance of self-care, relationships, and finding new passions in this new chapter of life.

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    Game On Mole: Trivia

    In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Chrissy and I are testing out some secondhand games to see if they're worth playing on the podcast. We're digging through our collection and sharing our reactions as we go. From festive movie trivia to rapid-fire questions, we're having a blast trying to figure out the answers. 

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    TAP N GO: Spending Christian's Money Without Looking At The Price

    In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into a dilemma about a husband who left his wife for another woman, leaving her with a child and no financial support. They discuss the complexities of relationships, self-worth, and the importance of taking control of one's life. Christian shares his own experiences with setting boundaries and prioritising his own needs, while Chrissy offers a different perspective on forgiveness and moving forward. 

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    Game On Mole: The Category Is.....

    In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, we dive into a game of Scategories, where we have to come up with words that fit different categories. 

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    Going To Parliament House

    We're hanging out in Parliament House, where we're trying to spot some politicians. We're not exactly experts, but we're excited to learn more about the inner workings of Aussie politics. He's sharing his thoughts on the passionate debates around gender-based violence and the importance of understanding the complexities of the system. 

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    Game On Mole: It's In The Cards!

    In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, we pick a card, and Chrissy shares her honest answers to a question about what makes her the happiest. We discuss her journey as a mum, from raising three boys to navigating the empty nest, and how she's reinvented herself through various passions, including TikTok. 

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    SURPRISE! Chrissy Is On 74 Billboards

    Christian's got a surprise in store for Chrissy, and it involves a lot of billboards. You'll have to listen to find out what happens when they visit Westfield and Chrissy's face appears on a giant screen. But that's not all - they're also talking about their upcoming adventure, the TikTok Awards, and their thoughts on cancel culture. 

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    Game On Mole: Mouth Guards Back In

    In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Chrissy and I are playing a game of "What's Your Mouth?" where I try to guess phrases she's reading. We're having a blast, but things get a little weird when we start talking about Christmas movies. 

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    Battle Of The Affiliate Codes

    In this episode, Christian and Chrissy are back with a fun challenge. They're teaming up with Kitchen Language to see who can earn the most commission through affiliate marketing. But it's not just about the money, Christian and Chrissy are also discussing their personal experiences with guilt and shame, and how they've learned to navigate difficult situations. 

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    Game On Mole: Scattered!

    In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have Christy, Christy and Chrissy dive into a fun game of Scategories. 

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    Christian Sh*t's Himself!

    In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy are getting real about their latest adventure at Jamala Lodge. They dish out the tea on their hilarious dinner experience, from teapot twirling to cat lady stereotypes. But things take a turn when they dive into a heated discussion about reality TV, specifically Channel Nine's Travel Guides. 

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    Game On Mole: Mouthguard's In

    In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Chrissy and the host are playing a game of Watch Your Mouth, where they try to guess what the other is saying with a mouthguard.  

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    Touching A Shark & Sleeping With Lions

    In this episode of We Will Always Have, Christian and Chrissy dive into their latest adventure at Jamala Wildlife Lodge. They're getting up close and personal with some incredible animals, from massive leopard sharks to majestic giraffes and even lions. But it's not all fun and games - they're also discussing safety protocols and code words of things go wrong. 

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    Trivia Time

    In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Christy and the host dive into a festive game of movie trivia. They test their knowledge with a box of questions from a secondhand store.

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    Christians Questionable Driving

    The conversation takes a turn when they discuss driving habits, with Christian's questionable skills behind the wheel leaving Chrissy in stitches. They also dive into a quiz about driving techniques, with Christian's responses sparking some heated debate.

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    Game On Mole: Scattered and Useless

    In this bonus episode of We Will Always Have, Christine and I are playing a game of Scattergories, where we have to come up with words that fit certain categories all starting with the same letter.

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    Trying To Do An Escape Room With Chrissy: Level Impossible

    We take a wild ride through an escape room in Canberra, where things get heated and hilarious. From Chrissy's questionable navigation skills to our frustration levels reaching new heights, this episode is a must-listen. We're diving into the highs and lows of teamwork, communication, and just how far we'll go to escape a room filled with puzzles and surprises. I

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    Game On Mole: Watch Ya Mouth!

    In this bonus episode, we're stepping up our game to two episodes a week, but it's not without its challenges. We are taking a break from our usual format to play some hilarious games we found at an op shop. "Watch Your Mouth," where we have to say phrases with a mouthguard.

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    Off To Canberra To Cause Chaos

    We're back with a brand new season of We Will Always Have. This time, Chrissy and I are taking the golf cart to Canberra, where we're about to embark on a wild adventure. We're catching up after four months apart, and I'm feeling a mix of excitement and exhaustion. As we hit the road, we chat about everything from our personal lives to our plans for the day. We're heading to Parliament House, where we might just bump into some politicians, and we're staying in a unique accommodation that's got us both buzzing. It's going to be a day filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few awkward moments.

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    REWIND: ****ing in an open home

    It deserves a re-visit! The time Chrissy needed to 'go' in an open home.

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    REWIND: Getting to know Chrissy

    In this episode we go back to Mothers day questions on how well do Chrissy's son's know her and Christians issues with the golf cart. 

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    REWIND: Escape Room Hell

    In this episode we go back to the day Christian & Chrissy tackled an escape room and celebrated national hydration day.

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    REWIND: Dangling in the air

    In this episode we go back to Christian & Chrissy's trip to Brisbane, where they ate dinner whilst dangling off the side of a building.

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    What Went Down At The TikTok Awards (Chrissy Went)

    Chrissy and I debrief about her attending the 2025 TikTok Awards. THE NIGHT OF NIGHTS! 

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    REWIND: Discount facelifts & plant insurance

    In this episode we go back to Christian & Chrissy's fine dining experience and the most hilarious sponsorship ads.

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    REWIND: Back to Lombok

    In this episode we go back to the cruise and the memorable trip to Lombok.

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    LAD Bible Want US!

    The episode kicks off with a deep dive into a viral TikTok about a mother-of-the-bride attempting to wear a white wedding dress to her daughter's wedding. What follows is a rollercoaster of topics including an emergency bathroom situation that went viral, expensive impulse purchases, and the hosts' ongoing debate about their next travel destination. Timestamps and Key Takeaways: **4:30** - The viral TikTok breakdown: A mother-of-the-bride tries to repurpose a wedding dress against her daughter's wishes, creating an ethical dilemma for the designer. **13:45** - The infamous bathroom emergency story that gained millions of views online, complete with audience reactions. **19:20** - News about "Vertigo," the restaurant where they dined 17 meters in the air, and how their videos went viral. **24:30** - Blue Mountains recommendations: Where to eat, shop, and explore during your visit. **26:15** - Discussion about potential destinations for their next adventure, with Camera and Hobart topping the list. **28:40** - Behind-the-scenes podcast talk: The financial reality of producing the show and potential sponsorship opportunities. **31:20** - Teaser about an upcoming children's book project based on their adventures. Ready for a laugh-filled escape? Join these chaotic travel companions as they share stories that are too good not to hear. Whether you're planning your own Blue Mountains getaway or just need some entertainment, this episode delivers both hilarity and helpful travel insights you won't want to miss!

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    Meet The Fockers

    In this episode Chrissy meets Christian's parents; her first mistake was bringing a gift for one, not both, and as expected, there were many more!

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    Chrissy Gets Nominated For An Award

    The only thing you need to listen to is at 11:19 when the Golf Cart is struggling. We were yet to realise that Chrissy was driving in 3rd gear for the entire trip...IN AN AUTOMATIC! if you know you know....listen to the earlier episodes and hear the moment I tell you about realising Chrissy really cannot drive. 

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    Chrissy Gets A Celeb Following Her

    Friendship, Fame, and Ghosting: The Art of Social Escape Ever wondered what happens when two friends get real about social anxiety, celebrity crushes, and the art of ghosting a party? This episode of "We Will Always Have" takes listeners on a hilarious journey through the Blue Mountains as hosts navigate everything from awkward Airbnb experiences to unexpected celebrity social media interactions. Their candid conversation reveals the uncomfortable truth about how we handle social obligations and the joy of sometimes just... disappearing. The hosts dive deep into their contrasting accommodation preferences, with one defending the privacy of hotels while the other champions the unique charm of Airbnbs—despite a horrifying bug-infested experience. Their natural banter creates moments of genuine vulnerability mixed with laugh-out-loud observations about modern social etiquette. ## Timestamps & Key Takeaways: **2:15** - Celebrity guessing game reveals surprising pop culture knowledge gaps**10:30** - The art of ghosting: Why sometimes leaving a party without saying goodbye is the ultimate self-care**15:45** - The rental crisis and Airbnb debate: Hotel luxury vs. home-away-from-home experiences**19:20** - Horror story about a deceptive Airbnb listing with bug infestations and uncomfortable sleeping arrangements**31:40** - Unexpected celebrity interaction causes cafe scene when Tanya Hennessy comments on social media Whether you're a social butterfly or a self-proclaimed homebody, this episode will have you nodding in agreement and laughing at the all-too-relatable social dilemmas we face. Listen now to join the conversation about friendship dynamics, celebrity obsessions, and finding your comfort zone in uncomfortable situations!

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    Chrissy's Driving Is So Bad...The Intervention.

    Are you truly a good driver? Confronting driving habits, dog owners in cafes, and an embarrassing bathroom emergency that will leave you in stitches. The chemistry between these friends creates moments of pure comedy as they navigate winter in the mountains and debate everything from identity politics to the proper number of nuts in a Snickers bar. Join us for a journey filled with stunning mountain views, real estate exploration, and the kind of authentic friendship that makes you feel like you're part of the conversation. The hosts' candid discussions about everyday frustrations and observations will have you nodding along and laughing out loud. **5:30** - The driving intervention: speed limits, lane merging, and the GPS that "lies"**13:45** - The passionate case against dogs in cafes and their insufferable owners**19:20** - Open house adventures and the bathroom emergency that can never be lived down**27:00** - Debating the number of nuts in a Snickers bar and other random facts**31:15** - Discussion about the Logies awards show and changes in television**36:45** - Identity politics, queer-baiting, and letting people discover themselves Whether you're planning a trip to the Blue Mountains or just need a good laugh on your commute, this episode delivers honest, unfiltered conversation that will make you feel like you're hanging out with old friends. Listen now to experience the warmth, wit, and occasional bathroom emergency that makes "We Will Always Have" a must-listen podcast!

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    Chrissy Gets Mistaken For My Mother.... Again.

    The conversation takes a sweet turn as they visit a beloved candy store in Leura, sampling everything from traditional musk sticks to imported chocolate and sour lemon bombs. But the real highlight comes at the end when a case of mistaken identity in social media comments leads to an uproarious late-night revelation that will leave you in stitches. **00:00 - 05:30:** Celebrity guessing game "Who Am I?" featuring Elton John, Frank Sinatra, and Kristen Bell- The hosts demonstrate their pop culture knowledge with quick-fire rounds of celebrity trivia **05:30 - 09:45:** Discussion about birthday cards and Christmas traditions- Christine admits to immediately throwing cards away despite previous guilt- Reflection on how social media has changed greeting card culture **09:45 - 17:20:** Visit to the iconic Leura candy store- Sampling nostalgic treats like musk sticks and eucalyptus drops- Trying trendy imported sweets including $20 chocolate from Dubai and Takis **17:20 - 21:00:** The hilarious social media mix-up- A follower mistakes Christine for Chrissy's mother in a comment- The resulting middle-of-the-night hysterics become the episode's highlight Ready for a laugh-out-loud journey through the Blue Mountains filled with childhood nostalgia, sweet treats, and friendship? This episode perfectly captures the authentic, unfiltered joy of traveling with your best friend. Listen now to experience the full hilarity of the "Christian's mom" moment that had both hosts in tears!

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    Most Horrific 90's Home Decorating Show Ever

    After an embarrassing bathroom incident at an open home Christian receives an email from the real estate agent. Christian introduces Chrissy to the worst home decorating show from the 90's.  - 3:15 - The infamous castle open house bathroom incident that left one host mortified- 12:40 - Celebrity guessing game reveals hilarious pop culture knowledge gaps- 24:30 - The discovery of "Decorating Sense," a 90s show with questionable design choices including painted rugs and "sacred Indian prayers"- 32:15 - Family streaming service password drama with a surprise phone call- 37:20 - The shocking reveal of a narcissistic 21st birthday theme that required guests to create artwork of the host Key Takeaways:- Family dynamics create some of the most genuine comedic moments- The hosts' ability to laugh at themselves makes even embarrassing stories entertaining- 90s home decorating shows were apparently much wilder than we remember- Sometimes the most self-indulgent ideas make for the best stories years later Ready for a road trip filled with laughter, nostalgia, and the occasional mortifying revelation? Tune in now to experience the full episode and discover why these hosts will always have each other - even through bathroom emergencies and questionable celebrity knowledge!

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    Christine Needs The Bathroom (EMERGENCY…It’s Coming)

    Oh my god, I can't believe this happened! Join hosts Christian and Christine on an open home tour gone horribly wrong in a multi million dollar castle. When nature calls at the most inappropriate time, hilarity and humiliation ensues. Picture this - an English Tudor castle backing onto a prestigious golf course, listed for a cool $2 million. Our hosts arrive eager to tour this unique property but things take a shocking turn when Christine gets an untimely case of the runs. Christian narrates the ensuing chaos as Christine scrambles to find a bathroom and make it out undetected. You'll be crying with laughter at this comedy of errors. A must listen! 2:30 - Arriving at the castle 5:15 - Touring the grounds8:00 - Christine's stomach starts rumbling 10:30 - The search for a bathroom12:00 - Christian distracts while Christine goes15:00 - People start arriving for the open home17:30 - Making a run for it Key Takeaways:- Always scope out the bathroom situation first when house touring - Don't use the toilet at an open home!- Christian and Christine's adventures never disappoint Looking for a good laugh? Don't miss this hilarious episode - listen now!

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    1970’s “Dolly Doctor” Was Wild!

    Get ready for hilarious stories, candid conversations, and a deep dive into 1970s advice columns in this can't-miss episode. Christine shares heartfelt memories of her mom and brother who recently passed away. She opens up about her experience with grief and the 'freak show' of emotions that comes along with it. We also can't stop laughing as we attempt to guess which is longer - a giant salamander or an official tennis court? Other highlights:- Christine's favorite home cooked meals her mom Maria used to make (9:20) - Finding a vintage 1972 magazine and reading absurd advice columns from the era (15:30)- The shocking response a man gets when he sl*t-shames his girlfriend (21:00)- A look at bizarre medical ads from the 70s (27:00) This conversation covers the full spectrum of emotions. Don't miss the chance to time travel back to the 70s and get to know Christine on a deeper level. Hit play now to laugh, cry, and walk away with a new perspective. New episodes every Tuesday - subscribe so you never miss out!

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    270m On The Roof Of A Cable Car

    Christian forces Chrissy to risk her life by climbing on top of cable car dangling 270m in the air and Chrissy's son Charlie joins in on a game of 'would you rather.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Join mates Christian Hull & Chrissy Hearn as they team up to bitch and moan about trying new things and experiencing life before their joints totally seize up and old age gets them. This podcast see's them take themselves way out of their comfort zone as they each surprise the other with some scary tasks. Think diving with sharks! Hear them debrief after each adventure and discuss their ailments each episode.

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