WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web

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WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web

Follow the adventures of two idiots living and podcasting from an old worn down bunker somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Enjoy sitting around a campfire and listening to funny tales and scary stories? Then this podcast if for you! So, if you don't have a stick up your ass, and you're messed up in the head like the rest of us. Come join us for a little fun.

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    Shape Shifter's Unite (Episode 87)

    This week Logan and Sam talk the SYFY series Van Helsing.  Is the SYFY channel finally making good content? We also get into the movie Super Me on Netflix.  No, it's not about vegans getting fat at Mcdonalds.  Listen and find out.  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A woman's husband is doing her dirty.  should she stay or go?  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Cannibal Caves No Mullets For Kim Pretty In Pink Fold Out Couch  THE DARK WEB: Shape Shifters in Folklore  SPONSOR:  Sugar O's  

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    Don't Dish It Out If You Can't Take It (Episode 85)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about working from home,  missing asshole coworkers, and the long awaited time of working without masks.  Have you been vaccinated?   On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A man tries to rekindle a old love.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Burger Baby Great Balls Of Fire Mrs. Peebody Where's The Beef?   THE DARK WEB: Near Internet blackouts SPONSOR:  Unnatural Box

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    I'm A Hustler, Baby (Episode 84)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the Documentary series Generation Hustle.  Which are our favorite episodes and we want to learn how to be world class scammers too!  Logan also talks about his ghost encounter or would we say non-encounter?  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A woman complains about her husband's masturbation practices.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) cockroach debt   Dick holes   Ready... Fight!   Mother's Day shocker   THE DARK WEB:  Alex Collier the UFO expert SPONSOR:  Delusion Cigarettes

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    Attack of the killer tomatoes (Episode 83)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the series Hanna on Amazon prime and a fun little movie on Hulu called Spontaneous.  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE a mother gets a little too comfortable with her daughters house keys.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Poop Attack   Vagina Pocket Tomato rage Tattoo THE DARK WEB:  Odd Crimes and Arrests SPONSOR:  Fomba Socks  

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    Finish him! (Episode 82)

    This week on We Won The Internet Logan and Sam talk about the Masterpiece Mortal Kombat. Is it better than the original?  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE should a woman leave because of some ass slapping?  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Head of the class Moving on up Lap Dance Good Luck Coin THE DARK WEB:  Real Crazy Women Stealing Babies SPONSOR:  Plot holes 3

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    Q: Into the toilet (Episode 81)

    This week Sam and Logan talk about the Documentary on HBO Called Q: into the storm.  Who is Q?  How did the movement fool so many people?  We go over the crazy ride that is Q.  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE should a man stay with a woman that refuses to give him oral? That's just bad manners in our book.   All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) She's just milking it! Stay away from carbs! Pay the piper in pennies He wants to be a nacho man  THE DARK WEB:  Stupid Criminals SPONSOR:  Jerry Hartstone

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    Melissa McCarthy Should Be On Death Row (Episode 80)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the Documentary Operation Varsity Blues: The College Admissions Scandal.  Are we really surprised rich people be scamming? We also get into the new Netflix Movie Thunder force.  Does Melissa McCarthy poop out another turd?  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A woman hooks up with an old high school teacher.  Does she give him a passing grade?  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Angry Volkswagon Million Dollar Baby Bill Unwelcome Guess Is That A UFO? THE DARK WEB:  Last Second Death Row Saves SPONSOR:  Manponds

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    We'll be watching you (Episode 79)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the old TV series  Nowhere man.  It must be good cause it was only one season!  We also get into the new documentary on Netflix Coded bias.  Are you ready for the world to keep an eye on you?  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE  a guy has a problem with his clone girlfriend.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/pastor-accused-of-farting-on-congregations-face-says-its-a-demonstration-of-gods-power-5654255123824640.html https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/florida-mom-shows-up-to-school-wearing-boxing-glove-fights-student-cops/?utm_source=reddit.com http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/dumb-moran-210935   http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/popped-at-publix-539420    THE DARK WEB:  People returning  from the dead SPONSOR:  Adam and Steve

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    Honey, We shrunk the Willies! (Episode 78)

    This week  Sam tells us about the new movie on HBO Max Godzilla vs Kong.  Is it a a giant pile of Gorilla poop?  Logan tells us about the epic problem facing man kind.  Are our Penises getting smaller?  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE a woman argues with her partner over a smelly situation.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET! SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://kutv.com/news/local/man-steals-little-caesars-pizza-and-breadsticks-leading-to-high-speed-chase-all-over-orem https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3126477/man-china-claiming-be-taoist-master-offering https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/mafia-fugitive-caught-after-posting-youtube-cooking-video/ar-BB1f6uO4?ocid=uxbndlbing https://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article250227960.html   THE DARK WEB: Creepy Social Media Practices SPONSOR: Cletis Stick  

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    What would you do for chicken nuggets? (Episode 77)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about Joe Biden falling all over himself.  Sam talks about Falcon and winter soldier on Disney Plus and Logan goes on about Kevin Samuels a Image consultant on YouTube that talks some mean ass truth. . Also a woman's family thinks her boyfriend is ugly does he leave him?.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.fox2detroit.com/video/912120 https://www.wkrn.com/news/crime-tracker/warrant-argument-over-chicken-nuggets-led-woman-to-bite-bedford-county-deputy/ https://ktla.com/news/local-news/huntington-beach-police-officer-charged-with-creating-fake-dating-profile-for-co-worker/ https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/woman-tied-to-seat-on-russian-flight-after-she-repeatedly-tried-to-take-underwear-off-in-mid-air-3515777.html   THE DARK WEB:  Time travels from the future SPONSOR:  Napper Mattresses  

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    Be kind rewind (Episode 76)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show See on Apple TV. Is it just a bunch of blind people wondering around?  We then get into the Documentary The Last Blockbuster on Netflix.  Do we really miss late fees and weirdo's in polo shirts? Also, I woman wants to know if her boyfriend is full of crap... He most likely is.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.newsweek.com/cheerleading-mom-accused-making-nude-deepfakes-incriminate-daughters-rivals-1575892 https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-criminal-rents-car-robs-bank-then-returns-to-buy-a-bmw-20210313 https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Assistant-principal-accused-in-homecoming-court-16029708.phpThe https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/council-pleads-villagers-stop-leaving-23700077   THE DARK WEB:  Famous death's foreseen SPONSOR:  Dr. Winikoff 's big booby specialist

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    Podcast Vato (Episode 74)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Chateau Vato. Is it a Latino Masterpiece?  I'm guessing no.  We also talk about awkward comments at the work place. Also, woman's boyfriend looks for racism, but is there really any to be seen?  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://cwbchicago.com/2021/01/man-stole-tow-truck-then-called-911-to-complain-because-victim-pulled-a-gun-on-him-prosecutors-say.html https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/north-carolina-woman-dragged-nearly-1200-feet-after-trying-dance-next-car/SLPKWN3A3VC63MJFXG2F4EGY74/ https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/police-blair-county-woman-came-to-probation-office-with-heroin-in-purse/ https://www.thesun.ie/news/6644887/drunk-pals-inflatable-mattress-floating-panicked-beer THE DARK WEB:  Sinister Murderers SPONSOR: Snatch's Organic Coffee

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    It's finger licking something. (Episode 69)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Pennyworth on Epix.  Is it another DC failure? Then we get into the made for lifetime movie KFC's: A recipe for seduction.  Can we handle Mexican Colonel  Sanders and do we need a KFC gaming console?  We think yes!  Also on the show a guy can't get his wife to give him surprise BJ's.   All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/national-international/tsa-agent-convicted-of-tricking-woman-into-showing-him-her-breasts-at-lax/2678066/ https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a35282929/bigfoot-hunting-season-oklahoma-legislation/?utm_source=reddit.com   https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Sheriff-report-Naked-Florida-man-stole-crashed-15891529.php   https://www.msn.com/en-ph/news/other/ef-bb-bfwife-stabs-husband-after-seeing-her-younger-self-in-old-photos-thought-he-was-cheating/ar-BB1d3R3k    THE DARK WEB:  Unknown Cell Phone Creeper.   SPONSOR: The Main Stream media

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    Oh Heaven's Gate! I think I lost my penis! (Episode 67)

    This week we talk about Wonder woman the gift that keeps on shitting all over itself.  We also get into the new version of the Stand on CBS all access.  Is it as long as the book?  Logan talks about his upcoming trip to Florida and his wife's long lost sister.  Will she ask for money?  If she is, I'll turn into the long lost brother-in-law.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://bgr.com/2021/01/01/flat-earth-sailing-attempt-fail/ https://www.thepigeonexpress.com/mexico-tunnel-affair-man-builds-secret-underground-pathway-to-lovers-house-gets-busted/ https://97x.com/porch-pirate-gets-stuck-in-snow-during-getaway-arrested/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-55545608?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark  THE DARK WEB:  Heaven's Gate SPONSOR: TheFascistFashion.com

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    Surviving the Game. Bye 2020 (Episode 66)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Godfather of Harlem. We then get into the new Netflix show Death to 2020.  We are so glad to get past that shit show.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://nypost.com/2020/12/24/bodybuilders-sex-doll-wife-breaks-right-before-christmas/?utm_source=reddit.com https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/women-fight-over-ps5-at-walmart-drawing-crowd   https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Police-Man-steals-mini-snow-plow-crashes-into-15828495.php   https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Santa-flying-on-powered-parachute-rescued-from-15819661.php    THE DARK WEB:  Crazy New Year's stories.   SPONSOR: Fuglys

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    We love boobies! (Episode 65)

    This week Logan and Sam talk about a very interesting YouTube video.  If  you want to see the Video here is the link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gCk9yBBOUo  It's the breast!  Sam tells us about the Netflix documentary  Home Game.  Sounds like it's action packed.  All this and more on this episode of WE WON THE INTERNET! SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.crimewatch.co.uk/woman-faked-terminal-cancer-to-scam-friends-into-paying-for-dream-wedding/ https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/28/coin-removed-from-mans-nose-after-being-stuck-for-more-than-50-years-13671360/ https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/portland-man-accused-of-chasing-mcdonalds-employees-with-chainsaw/ar-BB1bXjy7 https://www.koin.com/news/crime/clackco-k9-nabs-suspected-father-son-burglars/  THE DARK WEB:  Modern day witchcraft fails SPONSOR: Larry's Malt Liquor

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    Dude look like a Lady (Episode 64)

    Well since everything is locked down again and there's nothing to do we talk about television, our only real friend.  Logan talks about Big mouth on Netflix. Brings back memories of growing up.  Sam talks about  The Undoing  on HBO.  Is it filled with too many twists?  On I CAN'T BELIEVE  IT'S NOT GOOGLE a transgender  male doesn't like his friends contact list   . All this and more on this episode of WE WON THE INTERNET!   SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/man-hospitalised-in-auckland-after-the-safety-warehouses-100k-cash-drop-turns-violent-and-fake-money-handed-out/PU7CYSSNAMV5BOIME2EOGMIX7Q/ https://www.republicworld.com/entertainment-news/whats-viral/california-monolith-destroyed-by-trump-supporters-chanting-christ-is-king-reports.html https://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2020/12/man-angry-deposit-hadnt-cleared-threw-animal-trap-through-ann-arbor-bank-window-police-say.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tasneemnashrulla/oregon-nurse-covid-tiktok-salem-hospital?fbclid=IwAR1A-uayw1ZxAkGqdHCOTc3Uu2bKk-9JbbmpsMnTHUmWRSE-vFgODTLOp-g&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark   THE DARK WEB:  The Skinwalker Ranch SPONSOR: Corona Pants

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    We're back Bitches! (Episode 63)

    We're back bitches! This week Sam and Logan talk about the ridiculous documentary We are the champions on Netflix, and the series Two weeks to live on HBO Max.  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!  A man's girlfriend is doing him dirty. All this and more on this episode of WE WON THE INTERNET! SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.thepigeonexpress.com/french-man-breaks-lockdown-rules-with-written-declaration-to-smash-a-guys-face/ https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/11/youths-revive-thief-with-energy-drink-for-another-round-of-beating/ https://wjla.com/news/local/virginia-woman-opened-fire-drunk-driver?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/man-in-stolen-suv-runs-out-of-gas-calls-police-for-help/  THE DARK WEB:  Fake Bill Gates COVID-19 Conspiracy SPONSOR: Cletus stick

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    Who's turning the frogs gay? (Episode 62)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the show Lovecraft Country on HBO. Is it worth the watch?  We also get into the new The Stand remake. Will it be as good as the original?  Then we get into Alex Jones's appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast.  Was it crazy?  Yes... Yes it was!  We will also be taking a Month break off for November, but we will be back in December ready to go.    SH!T ON THE INTERNET She dropped those charges McKetchup Stunt Freeloader He don't drive stick I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man don't want his girl touching herself. THE DARK WEB:  More scary stories for Halloween! SPONSOR: Muffs

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    The perfect weapon (Episode 61)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the documentary The perfect weapon on HBO.  Are we gonna get hacked for the 2020 election?  We will find out.  Sam also goes on about War of the worlds. We talk about the different versions that have seen through the years.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET I can see your salami Mom Nudes The rapping poor secret underwear I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Girlfriend doesn't like the golden showers THE DARK WEB:  Creepy stalker stories. Is someone following you?  We'll find out. SPONSOR: Manpons

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    A Priest a Rabi and two porn stars walk into a bar (Episode 60)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about Adam Sandler's new piece of shit  Hubie Halloween and Sam talks about Tell me a story cause he can only afford CBS all access right now.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Dirty Priest Bridezilla To catch a cheater Cheap date I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man wants to know if he should stay with his gold digging girlfriend.  THE DARK WEB:  Ghost stories!  It's close to Halloween what else are we gonna do? SPONSOR: Nobody.

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    Working nine to five (Episode 59)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the vice president debates.  The fly that landed on Pence's head... who is he voting for? Logan talks about  the new documentary on Netflix, American Murder: The Family Next Door while Sam goes of the show Evil on CBS.    SH!T ON THE INTERNET Naked 9 to 5 Gnome boobs It's not a kilt! Jewelry finder I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman doesn't know if she should get into people's business.  We think NO. THE DARK WEB:  Scary Stories!  this month we are bringing you scary tales to put you in the Halloween spirit.  Enjoy! SPONSOR: Unnatural box.

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    Welcome to the poop show (Episode 58)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan and Sam talk about the presidential debates.  Who do you think won?  definitely wasn't the American people.  Sam talks about the show Peaky Blinders and Logan checked out Netflix's new movie Enola Holmes.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Birds of a feather Uber for aliens Chipmunk  robbery Sports!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Kid shows of his penis taco.  Will he pay the price? THE DARK WEB:  Ghost stories!  this week we get October started with ghost stories!  Sit back and enjoy the terror. SPONSOR: Adam and Steve

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    We'll always have Paris

    This week on We won the internet Logan announces he's gotten married.  Sam talks about the show Project blue book on the peacock and Logan reveals his love for Paris Hilton... well more his love, hate feeling for her after watching her new documentary on YouTube.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Broken finger Gun shy The mad masturbator Used condoms for sale I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman doesn't like her Birthday gift. THE DARK WEB:  Murder case of Gregory Villemin.  It's a who done it that will shock you.  Hopefully they find the killer SPONSOR: Dr. Dong's totally not used condoms

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    It's Burger Time (Episode 56)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Sam talks about his excitement for the new football season and the new old people show Perry Mason on HBO?  Logan is shocked to find out that McDonald has a collaboration with Travis Scott.  Will it come with a toy?    SH!T ON THE INTERNET Love her like a daughter Here's a tip Mask sex The Covid Gays I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man has a choice between girlfriend and sister THE DARK WEB:  The Georgia Guide stones Who crafted them?  Are they expecting a fall in civilization?  What does this monument mean for humanity?  Listen and find out. SPONSOR: McFatty's Burger building.

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    Losing our heroes (Episode 55)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about Ron Jeremy and his new legal troubles.  Sam tells us about the Netflix special Felipe Esparza's Bad decisions and the movie John Henry.  Are they worth the watch? We also get into Joe Rogan's interview with Miley Cyrus.  Is she crazy or just misunderstood?  Find out what we think.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Zoom Sex Naked drive thru Finger Lickin' good! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Should she stay with a nose picker?  THE DARK WEB:  Hollow Earth  Is the earth hollow, flat, or a giant Doughnut?  We'll find out. SPONSOR: Boom!  The video communication software.

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    Lose thirty pounds! Ask me how. (Episode 54

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about the limited series on Netflix High Score and Sam tells us about the documentary From fat Lolli to six pack Lolli.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Alex Jones Can't stop, won't stop Fart Fights I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman finds crazy text on husbands phone. THE DARK WEB: QAnon, is Trump trying to save the world from Pedos?  At the rate the world is going I don't know anymore! SPONSOR: FansOnly.

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    What are your coordinates? (Episode 53)

    This week Logan talks about the new Netflix series Unwell, while Sam gives us the run down on the Will Smith movie Gemini man.    SH!T ON THE INTERNET Don't burn your bridges Bible thumper I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman wants her man to not jack off. THE DARK WEB:  Randonautica.  Can these random coordinates give you closure? (31:15) SPONSOR: Social Media.

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    Are we in the Matrix? (Episode 52)

    This week on We won the internet we talk about the book breath by James Nestor. can you change your life with how you breath?  We go over Six underground with Ryan Reynolds on Netflix, and Kevin James's YouTube channel.    SH!T ON THE INTERNET Mad cow Accidental porn I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! His girl thinks he's too fat?  THE DARK WEB: We have stories about people experiencing glitch's in the Matrix. (32:38) SPONSOR: Napper Mattresses

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    Spray the gay away (Episode 51)

    This week Logan talks about the documentary Tread and the show Norseman.  Sam tells us about the movie Extraction and his love for IP man movies.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Smell the gay Can I help you I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Guy feels bad he got a blowjob. Can his girl forgive him? THE DARK WEB:  Debunking 5G conspiracies.  Did the Corvid come from G5 towers?  Do the towers control your mind?  Listen and find out . SPONSOR: Dave's cult of the one true God

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    Can't feel the extreme heat on my ass (Episode 50)

    It's episode 50! (Can't feel the extreme heat on my ass) Sam talks about the HBO show Ballers with The Rock.  Logan also watches the original Robocop and the remake to see which one he likes better.    SH!T ON THE INTERNET Sleeping  ugly The Gymnast   I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Can he love her for loving her brother?   THE DARK WEB:  Sam tells us about the story of inventor Maurice Ward.  He created a substance called Starlite that can withstand extremely high temperatures.    SPONSOR: The Cletus stick

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    Am I being detained? (Episode 49)

    This week on We won the internet  Sam after 25 years watches the movie the Shawshank redemption. Does it live up the hype?  Logan goes on a YouTube binge and watches Auditor clips.  People who film the police to make sure they are upholding the constitution.  We also get into the new streaming service Peacock.  Is it a Netflix killer?   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Dildo thief Bird bite I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man finds girlfriends nudes on her phone with a video he's not in?   THE DARK WEB:  Gustave the infamous killer croc!  he's a deadly animal on the loose, will they stop it from killing more people? (36:10)  SPONSOR: Smokey Mountains dispensary.

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    Teddy, you're an idiot! (Episode 48)

    It's episode 48! (Teddy, you're an idiot.) This week we go on another TV watching binge, because what else is there to do during Covid? Sam talks about the Netflix movie "The old guard" with Charlize Theron, yup she's still hot.  Logan goes into the documentary, Moncho Moncho Amor: the legend of Walter Mercado.  Is he more than just a gay super wizard?  We also get into old movie Demolition man with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. Is it them at their best?  Hell yeah it is!   SH!T ON THE INTERNET The pizza defense Better put a liberal spin on it I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man wants to know if he should have sex with his girlfriend.  Come on Teddy, you're an idiot! THE DARK WEB:  It's all about real life Gargoyles.  Sam tells chilling tales of people who have encountered Gargoyles and lived to tell about it. Logan also talks about his firsthand account with a Gargoyles when he was young. SPONSOR: Fomba Socks

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    Don't be a loser, Pops! (Episode 47)

    This week on We Won The Internet Logan mentions he gets a new part time job at his local hardware store and gives a shitty review of George Lopez's new stand up on Netflix.  Sam talks about the show Glitch and the old show X-files.  Is it worth a re-watch?    SH!T ON THE INTERNET Doctor feels good Sore loser I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man is tired of his deadbeat girl friend.  Should he keep trying to get her ass in gear of find a new ass?  THE DARK WEB:  Rennes- le Chateau Conspiracies.  A poor priest turns out to be a baller.  Where did he get his money?  Did he black mail the Catholic church?  find a buried treasure, or did he sell his soul to the Devil?  Let's try to solve the mystery together. (35:01) SPONSOR: Dr. Winikoff's big booby specialist.

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    Does a bear poop in the woods? (Episode 46)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  We talk about the fourth of July and our past experience blowing things up and then we get into the show Alone.  Living in the woods with lions, tigers, and bears! oh my!   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Cussing Ghost To trap a thief I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Girl buys a Pygmy giraffe.  Is it real? THE DARK WEB: Latin America urban legends (33:05) SPONSOR: Ivan's school of bear wrestling

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    Bull Sharting #4 the last bull shart (Episode 45)

    This week on We won the internet we are just bullshitting. Again!  Who would have guessed!  Not me!  Anyway we talk about old movies like Airplane, Revenge of the nerds, and Top Secret.  Do they hold up?  Are they as good as we remember? We'll find out.  We also get into the Nascar controversy and video games.  Next week we will go back to our regular format.

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    They hate us cause they anus (Episode 44)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan talks about Dave Chappelle's new stand up on You tube and the show F is for family season 4.  Sam goes over his new love of Gentrified and Mr. Iglesia's second season.  We are also changing our format and doing more of the Dark Web.  Let us know if you like what you hear   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Lost my keys Car pool 32 bags... pass it around I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Girl wants boyfriend to approve of her Onlyfans account. THE DARK WEB: The bad Catholic Church (38:33) SPONSOR: The Main Stream Media

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    F#ck you, Mark Wahlberg! (Episode 43)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan talks about his mixed reactions to the new Netflix show Space Force and his love for Adam Sandler movies.  While  Sam goes on a wild tangent about his uncontrollable hate for Mark Wahlberg .   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Car go boom! Big Daddy Bad Daddy DECODING THE INTERNET This week Sam talks about Tech Myths. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman says her boyfriend thinks she stinks THE DARK WEB: Unknown Real Vampires SPONSOR: Barry's Vasectomy and laser tag palace

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    A Karen in the wild (Episode 42)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan talks about his Karen sighting while Sam tells us about the HBO show Berry.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET I might suck but you swallow Karen go home! Pickle attack DECODING THE INTERNET Sam describes ridiculous laws that are still around I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Lady wants fiancée to do the nasty for the pasty THE DARK WEB: You've heard of the Bermuda Triangle?  How about the Alaskan one?  listen to the creepy stories and be amazed! SPONSOR: Larry's Malt Liquor

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    Bull Sharting #3 (Episode 41)

    The week on We Won The Internet We do what we're calling a Bull Sharting episode.  The last week of the every month we go off our regular format and just talk about anything that comes to our minds.  This week Sam reviews Streets of rage 4.  Logan is excited for the June PS plus selections.  A much improved choice than last month. He hopes he can punch an Ewok.  We get into the old UFC matches when everyone claimed their fighting style was the best and everyone fought to prove it. So, stay tuned kiddies for more bull shart!

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    You're dead to me! (Episode 40)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan talks about his new big screen TV.  What is Logan watching you ask?  Dead to me and The wrong Missy that what!    SH!T ON THE INTERNET Burger for sex? The Masked bandit Sex soccer dolls DECODING THE INTERNET Have some weird thing stuck inside you?  You're not alone .  Sam tells us stories of odd items removed from people's bodies. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman get jealous of teddy bears. THE DARK WEB: Crypto  desert creatures

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    Sexy little devil (Episode 39)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  We talk about the new cartoon Solar Opposites and Steve the demon returns and tells us some bad news.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Fire Crotch You are what you eat Sick ride bro! DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us about Histories info hacks.  I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Lady doesn't want her man to get a happy ending THE DARK WEB: True chilling Stories.  SPONSOR: 1-900-Dirty Demon

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    Giant Horny Murder Bees (Episode 38)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  we talk about The Rise of Skywalker that's out on Disney plus and also the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt that will be coming out soon.  SH!T ON THE INTERNET Boobies! Chicken attack Speed racer DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us all about the Asian giant hornets and how God is releasing another end time surprise!  I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man doesn't know if he should leave his vampire girlfriend. THE DARK WEB:  Ghost Stories!  Sit back and try to relax as we hear ghost stories from the internet. SPONSOR: Adam and Steves

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    Another BS episode! (Episode 37)

    This week on We won the internet we are doing another BS episode where Logan and Sam talk about video games, hot yoga chicks and a bunch of other silly topics.  

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    Silent but not deadly (Episode 36)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan buys some corona virus cures to save him from the pandemic.  Are  they for real?  Probably not.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Farting pants digital skipping Elsa does Dallas DECODING THE INTERNET Sam goes over amazing casino heists.  Counting cards and lasers anything to beat the house. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man loves a kept woman.  Can he stand being number two? THE DARK WEB: Alien Encounters!  Not the border crossing kind but the space ship kind. SPONSOR: Corona pants

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    Dirty Jobs and they're done dirt cheap (Episode 35)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan and Sam talk about their new found wealth or lack of it since the Covid-19 stimulus has arrived.    SH!T ON THE INTERNET Bare naked ladies! Sleep soundly my dear prince Sex toys getting longer and harder DECODING THE INTERNET Check out  these weird jobs that you can apply for now!  I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Dad don't want kid to masturbate.  Not much he can do about it. THE DARK WEB: Mysterious disappearances SPONSOR: Soiled cruise lines

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    Bald zombies are the best (episode 34)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Sam talks about all the shows he's able to watch since he's stuck in the bunker.  He's on a zombie kick with Train to Busan and Kingdom.  Logan's excited about the new season of Future man.  Mr. Jiggletits is still watching the 700 club he's getting really religious.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Nasty food Sleep stealing Comedy crimes DECODING THE INTERNET Wacky Baldness cures from history!  for some reason there are a lot of people peeing on each other. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man wants to come home and relax.  Tic tok wife wants a different outcome. THE DARK WEB: Weird and creepy events.  Is that a murderer outside the house?  SPONSOR: Alex J's snake oil

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    No Touching! (Episode 33)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about stupid people out spreading the virus for stupid reasons.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET Dog gone it! There can be only one I play a cop on TV DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us about questionable events I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man's wife is a nasty manipulator.  Should he stay or go? THE DARK WEB: Creepy things seen at night by drivers SPONSOR: Blue balls energy drink

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    We are just Bullsh!ting man! (Episode 32)

    This week on We won the internet we decide to stray from our format.  We couldn't really find many stories that didn't include the virus so we decided to just bullshit.  We get into the documentary Tiger King that's now on Netflix. It's a crazy ride!!  We also talk about another documentary series called Dark side of the ring with give you a behind the scene look at the World Wrestling Federation in the 80's.

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    Need more TP for my bunghole! (Episode 31)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Sam has been quarantined from the cult.  Logan talks about his new group of 10 year old Fortnite friends that keep joining his squads.    SH!T ON THE INTERNET potty police It's the claw! All the single ladies DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us about people found after assumed dead.  We hope Logan isn't on the list! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Boyfriend likes to watch Ex's porn THE DARK WEB  Chilling unsolved police cases.  Maybe you can solve the mystery   SPONSOR: Big Al's big ass toilet paper emporium

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Follow the adventures of two idiots living and podcasting from an old worn down bunker somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Enjoy sitting around a campfire and listening to funny tales and scary stories? Then this podcast if for you! So, if you don't have a stick up your ass, and you're messed up in the head like the rest of us. Come join us for a little fun.

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Logan Marks

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