Wenches of the Round Table

Send us Fan MailHug your people.Life is Short.See you later, friends.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailExplicit in subject but also a psa to our homies and hoes. HIT IT! Keep your Beef N Charmin clean babiesSupport the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailSometimes the poop has been pooped and the tears have been cried and there is nothing else left inside. But we love being here and recorded anyway. Here’s to bad brains and good days. Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailChasing the White Rabbit again… armed with caffeine, questionable optimism, and just enough passive delusion to keep the day moving forward. Some call it coping. I call it a lifestyle. 🎷Stick around at the end for a little wench treat!Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailKeys lost in the fridge, Found them near the frozen peas, What was I doing?Who knows, but you can at least laugh with us while you wander Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailMaybe she was born with it, Maybe its Maybellineor maybe its your favorite wenches BACK for season 3!Welcome back to your favorite channel, buckle up, its gonna be a wild ride.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailTwas the night before Christmasand all through the studioThe Wenches were rappingand drinking Don JulioThe sheepsquatch burst in with a low rumbling bleetHurry up you goons get on your feet!the Wenches laughed all merry and brightwe made it through another year without getting in a fightMerry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan Maildo it.LeTs FiGhtSupport the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailBig or SmallWe've got you through it allSupport the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailWords of wisdom only carry if the brains are there to hold it. Grace, grit and patience can still take you pretty far. Come listen to lessons learned the hard way from the left side of the bell curve. Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailSometimes, baby, it's all you. Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailBex and Kru trespass into a decaying farmhouse, but something strange lurks in the shadows. Whispers, claw marks, and a creature locals dare not name await.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailBaggin and taggin their way through celebrities while trying to muster a laugh from the mania monster, the wenches take on a new game called “F*** or Fight” in this weeks episode! Enjoy!Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailWhen you're lost in the sauce without working instruments or phone calls to home, redirecting could be all the alchemy you need to carry on when facing the unknown.Look at that legggggSupport the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailCome and sit, let's have a split. Thanks ChelseaBiPolarLiving....you made Kru cry.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan Mailit says it all in the title.always remain grateful. Love and prayers. Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailWe love a good chatGPT story. *Trigger Warning* some situations presented may not be suitable for all ages or sensitive stomachs. Listener discretion is advisedSupport the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailTeaching the ways of the bitch.Sit down. Take notes. Be Bad.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailRoses are redViolets are blueSexxy is poetry and Nirvana, tooSupport the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailLife is hard. We all smell bad. Always be ok with being corrected. Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailGirls are weirdSupport the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailAries or not, reciprocation should be part of your love language. Light fires young mage. Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailThey're baaaaaaaaaaaack...Welcome back to the circus our dear friends, we're so happy to have you! Take your seat, put in your hearing aids and get ready to wonder why you came, Season 2 is here and better than ever.Live Laugh Eat a SnackSupport the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailWhat a productive year it has been for the Wenches. Between surgeries, new businesses, and 27 episodes of a podcast down, we’ve done a lot of growing and healing with you! Enjoy an episode of laughter featuring funny stories of Black Friday past along with a reimagined version of sheepsquatch and his haunting *jolly* bleat.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailFor better or for worse, through sickness and in health, gratitude is one of the most useful tools to pick you up off the floor, you wet floor sign! Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailAmy Bruni is Food to Die For.We get stuck in the woods. Happy Halloween. Stay Safe.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailBex and Kru stroll down haunted memory lane as they prepare for their favorite spooky holiday. Remember friends and fiends, check your candy for needles and always travel in pairs but most importantly, to have fun!Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailSometimes wenches are trash pandas, sometimes wenches are fearless warriors. But always alone or together wenches are their own fuel for love and awareness and value. When the wenches have done all that’s needed done, wenches rest and recoup with self love first and foremost. Grab your beer and sit right here for tales of baby giraffes and wet floor signs among other wench adventures. Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailIs being a PRF really all that jazz? What does success mean to you? Bex and Kru give a new perspective on what having it all means to us and how to navigate failures. Suit up, sit down, be humble… always. Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailIt's hot when you have a meltdownIn the front of your house and you're getting kicked outIt's hot when you're drinking downtown And you're getting called out 'cause you're running your mouthOh, GodAnd it's coming around, yeah, it's coming around, yeah, it's coming around-Chappell RoanSupport the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailBex and Kru recount a few of the embarrassing tales that fueled their social anxiety and shaped them into the Wenches of today. From ripping tail in the dreaded blue chair at the school house to being dragged through monkey poop on the way to the ambulance, its no wonder our girls are H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Grab your volleyball and pull out your ArmorAll, its a slippery slope.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailOnce upon a time, there was a strong woman who really didn’t wanna have to do it again. But thou didith do it again. With leg stretched high and coochie in the open for max comfort our dear Cheyenne was quickly shot into the world from her mother cannon a little over 5 lbs and a whole moon too early. Happy Birthday CHEYENNE!Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailSome wear it like a badge, others mask until it's too late. Welcome to our break down of narcissism....if the shoe fits, go to therapy. Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan Mail-Hi, Welcome to Taco Bell! What can I get goin for ya?-We will have three fupa chalupas, two Swedish Drinks and a side of cinnamon twists- Ok, that’ll be 17.38, yeahSupport the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailRosin up your bows and tie up your piggies for a slop jar full of laughs. From the hills of Appalachia to the slaughter house of east Texas where the bricks of coke float and the batteries never run dry, bring your taxidermy friends and your trauma bonded sisters, Bex and Kru are back. Season 1 part Deux is a go. Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailBex and Kru pop in to give you a little taste of what's been happening in our Simmering Summer Intermission. We will be back soon and ready to rock with a FIREY second half of season 1!Love and PrayersSupport the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailKru and bex prepare for a mid season summer intermission by leaving you with a few of our favorite things: Slip and slide astroglide, people pleasing and escapism via literature. Peace love and BBQs.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailThis week Bex falls down the elevator shaft in the confessional at the Vatican, getting lost amongst alien starships and books to make your hairline stop receding, while Kru rides her magic carpet to Newby Ky to find ghosts that can’t keep their paws off anything. Love, Labia’s and Laffy TaffySupport the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailBex grabs her binoculars and stares straight into the sun to read the universe for Kru. Tears, Triumphs and Tax brackets find a place at the round table this week as we give another rare (not really) view of our wenches being human. Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailBex' spirit guides speak to her in code as Kru deciphers the hand that has been dealt. Octopussies, frogs, swords, Oompa Loompa jizz and eye to eye communication all play a role in this weeks episode! Send us your conundrums and get them answered by Bex and Kru! Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailThe medieval times were rife with plague, body odor and house Targaryen. But our wenches care about none of that and instead spend their hard earned coppers at the Museum of Torture. Iron Maiden’s and choke pears aplenty, Kru and Bex get locked, loaded and spun with medieval torture devices. Have stories you want to share? Email us at [email protected] or message us on Facebook!Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan Mail2 adhd brains come together to discuss relationships and healing. Strap on your boots or any other things with straps and keep your hands to yourself at all times. Ex’s, toe beans, vampires, bomb ass poetry and healing not healed. Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailOn this weeks podcast your favorite wenches get into that “Wan” time at the battle of the jello leg and the beer tenders along with more ancient lore from moons past straight out of granny’s thrifted treasure vault.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailAnd granny said unto her. “I will hold these dusty relics of wenches past  and make them yours, to have and to hold and to treasure for the rest of your days.” Join Bex and Kru as they go down by the river to pray, studying about those good old days when newspapers were fer more than just linin the cat box. Our wenches dig into antique publications and wonder just how far we have come in the last 52 years.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailTwo listener tales take our wenches on real life paranormal experiences into the paranormal spectrum and Bex opens the heavy iron doors of incarcerated reincarnated to live eternity in the Kentucky State Penitentiary.  Unpack your bedroll and stay a while, this spooky series is here to stay!Part 2 of Haints of the Holler! If you have any paranormal experiences you'd love to share with us, submit them at [email protected] Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailOn this multi-episode venture, our wenches start a fire on the round table and tell spooky ghost stories. From the Seelbach hotel to Bex's basement stairs, no ghost or Squatch is safe. Pack up your Virginia Slims and slide that weenie into the fire, it's about to get spooky.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailThis week, Bex tells tales of slippery origin, tales so chunky they'll remind you of your favorite blue cheese on festival night. Load up on rubber gloves and put on your safety goggles, were splashing into the Spank Tank Memory Bank!Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailOur wenches gather at the Round Table spilling the PBR over the murder of her mother and stepfather. In honor of her matrons birthday, Kru gives her mother a voice after 10 years. (TW): just a courtesy trigger warning for this episode, its heavy and sad, if you're not in the best mental place at the moment, maybe revisit at a later time.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailOur two heroines reconvene, with PBR in hand and a Kentucky's Best burning at both ends, to talk about growing up in a holler town and being a little queer.Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!

Send us Fan MailSeveral solstices have passed since our hosts jousted for the comedic glory of the community. Join Bex and Kru as they turn up and turn out, giving everyone a glimpse into the adventures of the past 15 years. Babies, boobs and baking all have a place at this round table!Support the showFollow us on Facebook and TikTok at Wenches of the Round Table!