#whereisbritney

Do you like when I crash out because I crashed out here for like nine minutes and it's kind of funny I think it's funny but you know you tell me if you have the same humor. It to me crashing out for 9 minutes talking about what I've discovered and things that I find interesting and the astrology of something called the US asteroid so tune in if you're interested, and if you find me losing my shit, funny because I do

spiral with me as i spiral in real time, very little ediits, and if it's not funny, i apologize.

So let's have event session together. I know it's one-sided, but that's not my fault. It's your fucking fault Like we're on a podcast and I'm trying the best I can to hear you, but I do hear you I'm just kidding but let's talk about the madness that is this reality because if there's anyone that I want to talk to you in this burning shit show of a fire it's you guys so let's talk about the world as it burns down together

After three years, you'd think I'd get over people saying I should leave her alone, but no, in fact, it drives me crazy still.

🚀 New karmic revelation just dropped & WOW, I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING. Turns out I’m Mark Antony. Yeah. THAT Mark Antony.👏 Suddenly Julius Caesar (aka Britney Spears), Cleopatra (aka my ex), and Augustus (aka my sister) fit into my reincarnation web in ways that are actually insane.💀 BONUS? The Universe won’t stop sending downloads, and I just wanted one (1) week off.💡 In this episode, I break down the ASTROLOGY, the KARMA, the CHAOS, and WHY this lines up TOO WELL.👀 Topics Covered in This Episode:WTF do I do with this past-life information??How Britney Spears = Julius Caesar makes actual cosmic senseThe karmic cycles playing out in modern historyWhy my “oh sh*t, I’m Mark Antony” moment flipped my entire understanding of past lives…And why the Universe rudely refuses to give me a break

Astrology, reincarnation, twin flames—it’s all connected, and I have the receipts. I can’t fit it all here, #TwinFlames #Astrology #MindBlown #PastLives #KarmicCycles #SpiritualAwakening #Fated

I'm really wondering if eyebrows are where the remnants of who you were physically manifested within different in coronations of lifetimes, because let me just say these furry brows I have seem to have always been her

Let's talk social engineering and let's talk about where he actually is Britney Spears and why this podcast is still going to be needing that way and let's talk about how I'm pretty sure that the universe is telling me that I'm built like this for a reason. I'd love to hear your thoughts as always.

Sorry i've been missing.

here's everything you might've missed from a year ago.

What if you weren't the good guy throughout all your past lives and the charts of everyone you love kinda showed you that you may have been the person who inflicted their trauma and created karma? Not always pretty, but it is a reflection of who we have been and here is me sitting with it for an hour and a half, I hope you enjoy

what do you do when it looks like this was all planned out and not just an accident. idk so let me just wonder out loud about it.

-- talkin' mandela, timelines, and researching lookin glass.

Let's talk about how lucrative this genre is for my clout chasing career.

let's talk about some tell-tell signs of sellouts in my opinion, especially in the #freebritney community. fun! let me start.

here's a filler episode which gives you some behind the scenes of my life with my new puppy. he's crazy.

i had a lot of thoughts about britney spears tonight. why i do podcasts and hwy i make these videos.

can you guys tell me if i'm just paranoid and tripping over these glitches or is it creepy to you too in a more than synchronicity way? full hour coming soon.

let's throw it back to where we started with some stories on what i felt then, now, and all that in between. also if i tlaked about bigger conspiracy stuff (which i personally believe relates to britney) would you all be down to listen on this podcast?

Who exactly is Britney Spears following on her instagram and why is it so eclectic? What is this sandwhich shop and after mapping out all its locations -- does it look more or less of a front to you? Also, let's talk about what appears to be the first instagram filter and cade hudson's mustache peaking through.

enjoy! i hope to finalize and finish soon for anyone who doesn't want to pay

Sorry I've been MIA. Here's an update and here's my outlook of the world this week. It's not pretty but hey, a momentary set back but I want you to know, you, YES, YOU, the listener, that you're fucking brave. Listen to find out why.

synchronicity or more? to my spiritual girlies, let me know your thoughts

But what do I get for $4?

Contemplating over the ethical dilemmas others have probably been facing when they were in the #freebritney movement with the trolley problem and wondering about the lack of choices that Britney Spears had throughout the conservatorship, now, and her life. We all have one, right?

Let's talk about the hiv blind item and read it with a different interpretation. What if it's about the double? Also let's talk bout the way rumors around Britney Spears changed and those patterns.

A clairvoyant on tiktok said that Britney and Justin were past life lovers and had multiple lifetimes together so it piqued my interest. I looked up their natal charts on the Pattern App and here's what I got. If you're interested in a longer version taht goes through their charts, click yes on the poll. If not, take this fun excursion and have a great holiday weekend.

behind the scenes of the first episode of the long form deepdive video- i'm sorry for the delay in episodes. my thoughts on filming, the overall goal of these longer deepdives and some tidbits.

All of this is my opinion and none of this is verifiably true -- but it looks like we're watching the biggest pop star in the world being trafficked in front of our eyes... and this is how we as a society go about it. I wonder what happens in the dark since we've allowed this to happen in broad daylight. Just some observations. Maybe some of you will find it cathartic as I discuss my irritations with this non-movement and the naysayers who don't oppose but are too afraid to look up.

There's a little bit of truth in every rumor and conspiracy is what I think because it had to come from somewhere... it may be transformed and distorted but there's still some truth there. Anyways, I've been going through various Britney Spears blinds and these are the ones that stood out to me based on their timing and how widespread and prevalent they were.

While looking things up in 2016, I ran across this tarot reading done in December 2016 to predict Britney's fortune in 2017. Seems kind of crazy to me how much it lined up. What do you think? Is this synchronicity or was the universe telling us something more even then?

General thoughts and direction of this podcast on what makes it different from my videos on tiktok/youtube/instagram. Let's go down the rabbit hole together, shall we? Also some initial thoughts on the trailer to #thewomaninme

my feelings on the woman in me and how disheartening it feels that so many people 1) believe the book is britney spears and 2) that she's okay.

my thots.

accompanying lesson plan on thisninjanerd.com/ghettopatreon

these instagram posts are #crazymaking stuff.... none of it makes any sense.

if a tree falls down in the forest...

Is Britney Spears and the chaos that is this conservatorship stuck somewhere in #2016?

Where is Britney Spears, for real? This is a podcast dissecting her instagram, the strange circumstances behind her conservatorship, and behind the scenes of high school drama/social politics of this convoluted movement where everyone claims they're seeking justice for her but what really is just in this situation? Each episode will be ~2-5 minutes (sometimes going on 10 minutes). Just short pragmatic and philosophical musings of a burnt out tiktoker.