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Time, Eug, and Delta experience a Trooth Man appearance, First World Whaling Problems, Commuting to your Spouse, Brain Prison, during this TV shows season finale and our podcasts mid-season finale. (Story Starts 18:32)

Time, Delta, and Eug talk about ACTUAL HOT DEBATE: Is Baseball Boring?, CORVID Causes Dyslexia, Arbuckle & Gatsby & Gertrude, The Weird Sadness of Penant Fraud and Competitive Eating, The Uncontrollable Bean, Making Things Political, Paid Hype, during this Super Exciting Baseball History Lesson. (Story Starts 19:29)

Time, Delta, and Eug talk about Are Roofs Floors?, The Truth About Time Travel, Talking Couch Theory, Texans, Eug’s Retail Horror Stories, Great Scams, Mannequin Magic, and Japanese Video Games in an Episode where Nothing happens Over and Over Again. (Story Starts 15:47)

Time Delta and Eug talk about Good Cults, Boomer Music, Beans, Bevis-8000, Eug’s Hard Grammar, Clown Bars, American Optimism, and Spoilers for Brigadoon in this Strange and Pointless Episode.(Story Starts 22:42)

Time, Delta and Eug talk about Hair Dryer Brothers, Hats with Feathers, Prison Home Alone, The Pony Island Massacre, Medical Detective, The Angry Clerk And the Vacant Vagrant, Rhyming Dysfunction, Rich Ghosts, and Beans in possibly The Best Episode so far. (Story Starts 17:24)

Time, Delta, and Eug ask things like Are Private Cat Toilets Smart? and What Is Millennium And How Long Can We Rant About It?, Also, The Dyslexia Train completely obliterates Jimmy Time during a show so awkward you’d think it was the first time they’ve ever done their 131st episode. (Story Starts 16:34)

Time, Eug, and Delta talk about How long does Bad Chicken Last?, Deep Sitcom Fan Lore, Anti- Dracula Propaganda, Cat Scan, Type-Casted Relationship, Bus Crazy, Bike People, What Love Is Like, and a lot of pushing in this very pro suicide episode. (Story Starts 21:58)

Time, Eug, and Delta talk about Delta Brand Eug’s “Get Outta Work” Bad Chicken, Falling Off A Polar Bear, Strangle Triangle, Ghost Children, A Bonkin’ Pan, The Great Peter Sellers, and Eug’s Official “Death Stranding” Report in this Bottle Episode. (Start Starts 17:23)

Time, Delta, and Eug talk Reluctant Sextoys, The St. Louis B.O.O.S., What is Mumblety Peg?, The Last Two Brain Cells, The Other Pip, Delta’s Evolution of Pornography, and the largest cage in history in Dyslexia Riddled episode. (Story Starts 16:05)

Time, Delta, and Eug talk Who Killed Epstein?, Confused old man, Hot Debate: What is a Bridge Too Far?, The Angels and All That, The Presumed Life of a Homeless Man, Delta The Squirrel, The Circus Sideshow: Dyslexics Anonymous, A 1950s Black Dollar, and the age old question Promoter vs Manager in this episode you […]

Time and Delta talk about Levels of Heaven, The Other Types of The Undertaker, Banana Eating, Coconut Inventor and Assassin, Free Jack City, Universal Monsters Director, Lasso The Rustle Beans, during The Best April Fools Prank Ever. (Story Starts 26:54)

Time, Eug and Delta talk about Wenching The Elderly, The Family Genes, The Truth Train, Announcing Your Emotion And Occupation, “Throw Me Under A Bus”, Delta’s Career Councilor Hate Continues into A Therapy Session in this episode that Takes A Dark Turn. (Story Starts 26:08)

Time, Eug, and Delta talk A Strong Resume, Truthman Almost Truths Too Far, The ACME CIA Company, Concrete Jungle, Eug’s Retirement Plan, 50’s Doctors, JCVD, The Largest Number: 100 during this Dead On The Inside Episode. (Story Starts 28:36)

Time, Eug and Delta talk Planet of the Monkees Network, Hot Debate: Why’s It So Hot Outside?, Truth Man Returns, Kidney Stone Song, Bananas, Our Friendly Neighborhood Procrastinator, Molestation By Association, and the Antifa Uniform during this absolutely confusing episode (Story starts 27:00)

Time, Eug and Delta talk about Fainting Pizzas, Li’l Mecks, Ads are Trash, Paranoia is So Dumb, Military Bird Calls, Jiggling the Hose, And A Word From Our Sponsor during this roller coaster ride episode. (Story starts 21:05)

Time, Eug and Delta talk about The Air Navy, Double-Oh-Shakespeare, Bathroom Attendants, Funny Looking Immigrants, Bustin’, and The Bad News Doctor during this Masters of Writing Workshop. (Story starts 22:30)

Time, Eug, and Delta talk about The Cyclical Economy, Blending into Other Cultures, Moon War, Mongolian Bard Music, The Totally Great War, Hummingbird Music, Shaky Hand Diagnosis, and our New Show Sponsors in this episode that’s Dead Before We Know It. (Story starts 21:21)

Time, Eug and Delta talk about Gin Commercials, Layers of the LA Ecosystem, WBeanW2-2, The Vulgar General, ACME Army, and the classic play Fiddler Crab On The Roof Goes West during this “I wish it left me glowing”. Episode (Story starts 21:14)

Time, Eug, and Delta talk about Dusty Rhodes Promos, Bomb Money, The Dramatist, TYPES OF BRITISH, and Hot Debate: Is There No Debate? in this Very Believable episode.

Time, Eug and Delta talk about Hot Debate: Would You Use A Cattle Catcher?, Greg’s Looged Anus, Sad Gram Cams, Ghost or Robot?, The Water slide Analogy, and Eug’s Beans in this Educational Film.

Time, Eug and Delta talk Hot Debate Overload, The Dyslexia Cylinder, No. 2 Pencils, Dumb Woman Stereotype, Assassin’s Creed Accuracies, Serling Doesn’t Understand The Signs, What is a Roast?, Math Shoes, Anxiety Homicide, and the Ye Olde Colonist Highway in this Directionless episode.

Time, Eug and Delta talk about Circle of Truth, Is Salt Good?, Neil Degrasse Delta, Bigfoot Watch, Grave Army Training, Space Madness, Rod Serling: Hitler Assassin, Hot And Sweaty Debate, and a “Hot Debate: Would You Pick Up A Hitchhiiker?” during this treacherous episode

Time, Eug, and Delta talk about WBeanW2, Big Cheese, Incest Navy, The Sad Spy, Orphans & Cheese, Battlestar vs Stargate, Yet Another Anti-Reading Rant and a special episode of “Hot Debate” in this Very Obvious episode.

Time, Eug, and Delta sing The Truth, and talk Hardcore Science, Talkin’ Toots, Geena Davis, Cold Reading Con Man, Superstitious Goons, Impressing Jodie Foster, and an Anti-Reading Rant during this Unrecognizable Story.

Time, Eug and Delta, talk about Cash Crunch, Weekend At Caddyshack’s, Delta Sings Country hits, The Suggestion Committee, The Taiwanese Watch Maker Rebellion of 400, Male Pride, and The King That Lays The Golden Egg in this Court Evidence Tape.

Time, Delta, and Eug talk about The Clock King, Diabetes and Dyslexia, An Unmanned Rocket, Women Are Like Dogs, Crazy Has-Been Actors, The Worst Prostitute, and The Crazy Lingo of The Past in an episode that is Easily Forgotten.

Time, Delta, and Eug talk Settlement Settlements, A Racist Monkey, Irish Cop Stereotype, The USS Nautical Pun, The intricacies of Wrestling Cultures, ART!, Time Zone Delta, Nazi Points, and The Christian Justice System in this Very Secret Nazi Episode.

Time, Eug, and Delta talk Cigarette Psychology, Piano Elevators, Christian movies, Train Fever, Death Hallucinations, and The Truth Hour almost leads into The Lie Hour in the most confusing episode yet..

Time, Eug and, Delta talk about The Russian and Bolshevik Show, Mattress Money, The Page Master, Dealing With Addiction, Tony “The Chimp” Danza, The Mime 12 Steps, Confused Judge, and Guessing The Future in this short story no one was allowed to read.

James Cameron Does Not Present: Red Dead No Redemption, Table of The Lord of The Rings of Elements, The Sound of Nazi Music, Bird Don’t Have Beaks, The Giver: The Way I Remember It, Jimmy Time Describes Visual Events, Lab Top Activity Center, and The Future of Social Security in this episode devoid of a […]

Jon Lovitz does not present: Paid Self-Promotion, Captain Baby, Only All Dogs Go To Heaven, Empty Wheelchair Threat, Little Jesuses, Oh The Places You’ll Jerk Off in this Self Rip-Off Episode.

Ron Howard does not present: Time, Delta, and Eug talk Truth Movie Quotes, How We Won The War, Eug discovers Radio, The Most Polite Town, Rod “Padding” Serling, The Blunning Blan, Cigarette Distance, and Blades Lollipops in what they used to call a Steally.

Tom Cruise Does Not Present: Time, Delta and Eug talk about #SecondCivilWar, Sinatra is Trash, Spy Al Yankovic, Hell’s Hierarchy, The 1930’s Ice Age, “Is he dead? I hope so!”, A Magic Pig Hoof, and a Death Flashback during this Dramatic episode.

Time, Delta, and Eug talk Wagwan, Global Warming Player One, Real Life Looney Tunes, Dirty Wild West, You Can’t Tell Time, Sobering Pride, Driver Jimmy Time, Dr. Rod Serling, during this Drunken Mess of an episode.

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta and Eug talk Horse Doctor, Dramatic Sting, Escaping Death, Texting Death, Child Land Owners, MLM Religion, Writing Music, and Lincoln Doesn’t Get A Pass? in another episode secretly about the government.

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta, and Eug talk about Rob Sterling, 50’s accent and lingo, Propagandists, Playing Mannequin, Army Badges, Swayze vs Stewart, Go First in life, Bi-planes and Tri-planes, Government Boxes, Moral Jizz, and Motivational Rod Serling during our first episode of Season 2.

Time, Delta, and Eug talk References To Things I Haven’t Seen, Baby Train Tickets, Fond Memories Of The Tom Green Show, Sad Money, Would You Kill Your Baby If It was Hitler?, Delta Pillow Parenting, Meme Calendar, Canadian Muppets, The Sheet Sheriff, Babar: Canada’s Most Hated Elephant, and the Citizen Kane of Songs during this […]

Time, Delta, and Skylar talk Arnold Eats Monkeys, Murdering Strangers, Poop Touchers, The Rental Monkey, Real Encyclopedia Facts, Human Shapes, Anything But Gay, Pregnancy Fucking, Bad Science, and Now You Three Me during this Movie and Bloopers

Time, Delta and Skylar talk about Pirates, Anti-Titanic, Fruit Merchandising, French France Florida, Sneaky Godzilla, Women and Children first, Why Is He Called Animal?, Reverse Infomercial, Who’s The Real Monster? in this Long and Boring Action movie.

Time, Eug, and Skylar talk about Mary Kate and Ashley Tourism, Klorps, Insane Don West Deals, Skylar’s Science Lesson, Heat Mouth, and Time Travel Confusion during a movie that doesn’t even pay attention to itself.

Jimmy Time and Jay Delta talk about Beach Porn Delta, Space Japanese Cats, Subways, A Criminal Orgy, The Power of Teachers, Too Old for Carnivals, White Castle, Stagehand Fun, Worst Political Candidate Ever, and Reboot Monkey during a movie that’s both Too Real and Too Fake.

Time, Delta, and Skylar talk about Demolition’s Stalk & Slash, The Axe Clang Gang, A Vampire Before Christmas, Fish & Rice: American Health Care, Star Wars Drawing, and Avoiding Work in this run amok 80’s stereotype that just HAS to be a Parody.

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta, and Skylar talk about The Vampire before Christmas, Vampire Airlines, Future News Unions, The Violet Power Ranger, Color Based Diet, and end with a song during this movie we really don’t understand.

Time, Delta and Skylar talk about the TV Show Supernatural, Bee Keeper Fashion, a Back-Flash, Naive Future, The Water Cycle, Amish Oligarchy, Feet Feet, Army Motto, “My Squad is Dead”, Ice Cream Dictatorship, Bed Bugs, Muscle Memory, and Pitt and the Pig during this insane attempt at cinematography.

Time and Delta talk about A Daily Emotional Journey, Who is the Gipper?, Ed Koch jr., Blame The Troops, Slow News Day, Fictional Characters In A Cartoon, and The Harlem Globetrotters in this late February episode about Major League but with Basketball.

Time, Skylar, and Eug talk “Mr. Pants”, Was Wayne’s World good?, Skylar hates Burn Notice, Basketball Player Lawn Furniture, Elephant On The Ice, Rubber Pucks, and Alba VS Biel Duel during a torture device about The Alarmingly Unique Life of Mike Myers.

Time, Delta, and Skylar talk about Locker Room Event Horizon, Waffles vs Pancakes, 2018 Grow Up, Will Smith Improv, Sexy Nervous System, Ike Barinholtz Mustache, Tricking God, and the sequel to Hitch in a What The What movie that wraps itself up over and over.

Time, Delta, and Money talk about Pleasure Torture, U.N. Tactics, Bullet Quotas, I Dream of Genie Sexism, Casablanca Comparison, Danny Money Doesn’t Understand Sacrifice, Dr. Mosquito, and Shows/Movies like V.I.P., Full House, Batman Forever, and Dark Man during this technically a movie.

Time, Skylar, and Delta talk The Bread Podcast, Old York, Lazy Cops, Dead-Kid-Toy Angels, Snake Doctor ’79, Santa’s Resume Padding, Terrible humans, Holy Rat Bites, Easy Sleazy God, and “When Can You Form A Torch Mob?” Answered in this Genre-less Apocalypse film.