Wine & Weed Wednesday

Who, if I cried out, would hear me among the angels' order? Even if they pressed me against their heart, I'd be consumed... For beauty is the terror we endure, while we stand and wonder, we're annihilated... 😘

Clinton Zane is apparently a notable figure... and weird as fuck....allegedly..... Dan Schnieder doesnt appear to actually be a sexual predator..... im the hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless........ 😘

And this is my favorite song. Now sing along when the DJ throws it on. And if I leave here tonight and I fall asleep. And wake up, hopefully she got some teeth..... 😘

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Its funny because we talked about the Kendrick/Drake beef AND touched on politics too...... why not name the title of the episode the best rap song in the beef WHILE highlighting the fact that our government is comprised of puppets bending to the wills of their benefactors instead of their constituents... (he says as he carefully puts his crayons back in their rightful place)...😘

No time to search the world around... Cause you know where I'll be found... When I come around... 😘

We're traveled like gypsies Only with worse luck and far less gold We're the kids you used to love But then we grew old We're the lifers here till the bitter end Condemned from the start.... 😘

Your mom is a drag queen from Tallahassee, which makes you a butt baby....... Background music was provided (without their knowledge) by The Darts.... check em out on Spotify bitch... 😘

Put me back together. Or separate the skin from bone. Leave me all the pieces. Then you can leave me alone. Tell me the reality is better than the dream. But I found out the hard way. Nothing is what it seems... 😘

I totally get what Kody was talking about now...... 😘

Get a grip muthafucka.... Yeah, this album is dedicated To all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothin' To all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustlin' in front of Called the police on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughter (it's all good) And all the people in the struggle You know what I'm sayin'? It's all good, baby baby... RIP Aaron Bushnell 😘

I shoot the dice and holla, "Get 'em, girls." Daddy needs new shoes. Daddy needs Pirellis to look mean on 22's.... 😘

This is an older ep... obvs... but that being said, I have no idea what was discussed.... not like I would ever tell you here anyways! Hahaha ya silly fuck! 😘

Smith & Wesson in my duster coat... Got a tip hidden in a manila folder... A loaner.. Turned around thought I saw a ghost... I see the glow when I smell the smoke I’m closer... To getting closure... 😘

To be happy is to feel fulfilled.... and an easy way to feel fulfilled is to extend a hand to your fellow man.... and the easiest way to do that is to stop the next time you see flashers on the side of the road.... to our European listeners, I am not talking about the blue light beauties flashing titties in campers along the side of the road.... but I digress.... you never know when a simple warm smile from a stranger can turn the tide in an unmanageable mental war currently being waged behind the scenes... 😘

Gabriela sent me down here for the gabbagool. Dont eat the gabbagool grandma, its nothing but fat and nitrates... Gabbagool? Over here... Takin the gabbagool n shit outta the fridge. Lets get back to that gabbagool. Gabbagool. All this for a slice of gabbagool? Gabbagool ehhhh. Da gabbagool... eh gabbagool... *falls down in the kitchen from a heart attack* 😘 https://youtu.be/YsBipoG22Nw?si=0XoV4GJheEgfP4Q9

I think Kite Baby is the emergence of the 4th Reich.... think about it.... Kite is an awful lot like that wretched term to unsult a certain religious group... and the CEO is named Adrianne Hilt..... GTFO... 😘

No one flinches but the whores... 😘

Sometimes I dump corn straight into the toilet.... 😘

If you don't listen, you won't get it... hence... shut the fuck up! 😘

Dear Spotify... Having a limit of listening hours for your audiobooks is bush league... Making me wait 14 days to finish Salem's Lot's final 3 chapters is complete and utter bullshit! Get your shit together! 😘

Our generation... We're taking over... Hope you don't die... With that chip on your shoulder... 😘

Apparently there were some documents from WTC7 buried somewhere out in Maui...... Also.... The Red Clay Stray song "Sunshine" from :49 thru 1:23 is the leader of the Proud Boys.... 😘

P.S. I fixed my Alexa... 😘

Listen for yourself and hear the compassion her subconscious has for Donald Trump..... 😘

If you or someone you know is dating someone who speaks to them the way Jonah Hill spoke to this woman.... fuck that person up (the Jonah Hill type person, not your friend.... dipshit)....😘

Caitlin's a real fucktard and can change this description any time she pleases... 😂

Listen......to the episode, ya fuckin mook 😘

Just another show about nothing... (its a reference you'll get if you just fucking listen to the episode already...jeesh!)...... 😘

To be imprisoned on a prison island on a prison planet....woof.... 😘

I feel like commas are very under utilized in titles..... also.... can we all please have a moment of silence for the greatest country on God's green Earf?!..................... 😘

But what should it be?.... Idk... maybe you should fucking like and subscribe then also comment on whatever needs commenting too!... 😘

Also.... I capitalize words that arent suppose to be capitalized in my titles because I dont give one single fuck 😘

Pull your head out of your ass, sea turtles are dyin...😘

Women preach equal rights until transwomen start claiming titles formly owned solely by "females" **Disclaimer** Caitlin was wholeheartedly opposed to the first line in this description as being the title, then she repositioned the script 180° and came up with the perfect title..... as Nick Cage in Face/Off would say with no face, after watching a video of his face being attached to the FBI agent (John Travolta) who arrested him so he could go undercover.... 2:36 into this video https://youtu.be/e__HvznUSew

We go balls deep on 2 different murder documentaries this week.... kind of.... more like mid shaft..... def probably not bottoming out though.....😘

You're Welcome... 😘

I hope Drake doesn't put a hit out on me for calling him soft... 😘

Pretty politicky with this one.... with a sprinkling of some topical rap news and a dash of murder doc talk.... and for dessert..... a healthy dollop of just fucking listen to it already and find out for yourself! 😘

You're welcome... 😘

The title pretty much speaks for itself.... IDK what kind of further elaboration you could require, let alone desire..... but to be fair, I don't believe those words are even uttered in this episode... nor do they reflect the content of this episode... in any way... Enjoy! 😘

Caitlin has had the craziest week of her life (to date) and it’s all flooding back. Talking to the ex of an ex and international police are just the beginning of what’s happened and it’s only Wednesday. Buckle up.

Gen z in the business world with a side of Congo mined cobalt for batteries. It is what it is. Happy Wednesday!

Buckle up because our tangents this week are all crime related. Chopper Read, The Melbourne Mob and the Idaho Murders, all opinions no facts.

There’s also some childish Christmas moments and Carmex sprinkled in there too.

Home alone boarding pass moments in real life and the current political sphere. Mitch is the worst so Caitlin had to record this one. Mitch would also like noted that he has never said anything negative about United Airlines and would like to continue using their services in the future adding “Thank you for all that you do”

This is the grand finale..... the epitome.... the last of the in person episodes..... we really cranked out a full college course of some random shit, so Im not going to even try to cover it all.... simply because we are not professional 😘

Ok, so I told you to look into the description..... but I lied.... it's the title! (You'll get it later) 😘

Is the Tin Man's cock made out of sheet metal?