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3 stories this week boys and girls.  i hope you enjoy them. if you'd like to me to read a story you send in, shoot it to me  at [email protected]  -Thanks -Mitch 

it's a few stories to entertain you. Please enjoy. [email protected] if you'd like to say hi.  

the recording isn't that great. i spent a ton of time making it sound this "good"...  it's hot , we have fans running. This week i tell some stories about being harassed by my parents, when i decided to take psychedelics.  And when our motorcycle tire blew at 70mph.  [email protected] love y'all, mean it. 

i can't make it up ! [email protected] if you have more salty clickbait. 

hey gang! 2 tiny dogs cause havoc and 4 dudes in India do the nasty with a lizard.  if you have salty click bait for me send it to 76.1TheVaut@gmailcom 

a dumbass actually stabbed his GF in an argument about where to get pizza. rapping at antisocial hours and cutting 7 holes in a hedge..  if you want me to read your clickbait [email protected] 

good lord let you kids play outside, people.  Daffodil eating dumbasses don't know what flowers are.. they don't look like food.. . some bear "yogi's" his way around a town in Italy and he eats a spicy meatball..  [email protected] if you have some click bait for me. 

Yes a father and son duo get the world record for clothes hanging and a soldier shows her penis... [email protected] if  you have any click bait for me. 

i hope you enjoy the show. if you want me to read your salty clickbait send it over to [email protected]

If you have a salty piece of clickbait and you wanna hear me shit talk it. Email me at [email protected]

If you have a salty piece of clickbait and you wanna hear me shit talk it. Email me at [email protected]

If you have a salty piece of clickbait and you wanna hear me shit talk it. Email me at [email protected]

a scary story about a lady that had a shot glass lodged in her urethra for 4 years .....

it's not an april fool's joke, it just seemed appropriate.  ever been holding so long to talk to a supervisor that you start to record the call yourself? i had actually gotten a bill a few minutes before, but never gotten a notification about the new bill.. so it wasn't a double bill, they just changed their billing i guess... i dunno.  Anyways- hear me talk to customer service like a game show host! [email protected]

3-30-22 The baby fist spiders will be landing on your head soon. if you need your meth authenticated , don't call the cops. 

Wow Covid, taxes well pumps and many more tears of Sorrow. The last 8 weeks have been really tough. But we are back! Hank the Tank and The killing stone stories for you. I hope you enjoy. 

thanks for coming back.  a few stories about stupid stuff going on, hearing this news won't bother your sleep patterns.  a good bit of shittalk in these. don't trade your health for a shitty wage.  [email protected]

a few notes about the future, monkeys are killing dogs and the encouragement to know your self value.  Monkeys are being big time assholes in India. Killin poor little pups.. At least NEWS18 in India is telling us that.  (if you have a problem with the accents take it up with my boss...) Debt is a really bad idea.. Do not trade your 1 (the only one you have) life to get "stuff" Because at the end of the day, your  1 life is worth much more than any "stuff" ever will be.  The email is [email protected]... because i'm keeping the fucking email address ... 

... Well it's best and brightest in my eyes... Enjoy some of my favorites from 2021.  Stay Healthy Everyone! -Mitch 

This is a little different. I am just sharing with the listener about how we changed our lives.  The only way to have a good joyful life is to make peace and live simply.  We talk about that stuff, ptsd snippet was taken from this video.  Enjoy.  [email protected] if you'd like to email .

We did some recording the other night and this is a snippet i was told to share with everyone.  it is an easy to comprehend analogy of PTSD and how it effects people. Merry Christmas. i hope this helps you understand.  Understanding brings peace. 

We learn what a FURP is and after that we talk about fake arms for covid shots, smoking out the snakes, rescuing cobras and so so so so so much more, right after this. [email protected] Do me a favor, start a loud campaign to silence me so i get more listeners. thanks!

A little something i put together using the Galax talk of the town facebook page..  just some interesting stuff.. it would have been better if i could find the post about the hair in the lady's eggs at the diner.  oh well . i hope you enjoy it.  [email protected] if you want to chat. 

Tennessee is having problems with deer and whiskey.  A man lets his daughter rot on the roof and much more!  [email protected] if you'd like to send me any news. 

This week we enjoy several mind altering substances and enjoy news articles about astronauts in diapers, Venomous sharks,  foxes impersonating dogs, baby birthing, and so, so, so much more.  if you'd like to send me an email - [email protected] 

Today April and I share some news articles worthy of laughing at.  I make fun of golfers' balls and alligators.. lots of stuff like that.  If you have an article you'd like me to try to read and laugh at.. send it to [email protected] -Thanks for stoppin by!

Today we go over a few top 10 lists. And who are the island boys?  This island boys look like someone put a sea-monkey kit into a gallon of red-bull...  Not safe for work! Have a story you want me to read? Send to [email protected]  Thanks for stoppin by!

More like part2 of episode 2... Anyways. Sarah and Rayshawn hang with April and I as we talk some politics, drink, smoke, and talk shit about clickbait.  [email protected] if you have some salty clickbait you want me to talk shit about. 

April, Sarah and RayShawn join me for a few stories including zebras, cocaine hippos and a Srbacian man with a spinny house.  [email protected] if you see some clickbait you want me to read and talk shit about. 

RATED- MA   We are moving in a new direction and trying out something a little different. No more music.   Join us on a hilarious journey through the trials and tribulations of the worst clickbait we can find . Much shit is spoken .  This is The First Episode of Salty ClickBait

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hey gang i rant a bit early on, but it's ok! 4 shots of Fireball during the show can calm anyone down.... right?  We also hear the song from SugarTown Slim - Your Worst Mistake!  this week i have a sponsor.... ya i was amazed too! https://ashevillebotanicals.com/ PROMO CODE - " HIGH 5 " AT CHECK OUT!! holla if you need to ! [email protected] 

This week we hear from the very talented comedian Jonah Lewis. You can find out more about Jonah Lewis here - Twitter:@JLewisComedy Instagram:  jonahlewis7906 If you'd like to be on the show, shoot me an email [email protected] Thanks! -Mitch 

Double Feature treat for all of my friends in the wasteland!  This week we hear from 2 hilarious comedians!  Big Mike   https://www.facebook.com/mike.thaxton.792 and  Rob (Not That Rob) Schneider https://www.facebook.com/Rob-Schneider-Comedy-Not-That-One-395047737669942 https://www.instagram.com/robert.b.schneider/ If you would like to be featured on the show, please send me an email to [email protected] Check us out online at bestfriendinthewasteland.com Love Ya'll!  Mean  it!

Hey Guys! This week we hear from the hilarious musician/comedian Samuel Gilmore!  Today we share some of Sam's stand-up along with a very funny song Sam wrote and performed. We really hope you like it! Sam On Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SamwichGilmore/ Sam's Podcast - The Trustaches if you'd like to be on the show email me at [email protected] (yes music is coming back, i am just extremely busy in life atm) Please LIKE us!  Thanks for stopping by! -Love Ya'll ! 

Hey Gang! This week i have the most special treat just for YOU! In this episode I am hosting the Very funny Janeen Slaughter !! Here is some info on Janeen! - Facebook /janeen.slaughtermiddleton  Instagram / janeen.Renee https://youtu.be/6Q2yq7HM4Fk If you would like to be featured on 76.1 The Vault, your best friend in the Wasteland, please email me [email protected] Follow us on facebook! -Love Ya'll! 

We have decided to mix it up. So here you are. a new way of doing things.  We hope you like it.  This week's artists  The Penny antics  Jack &  Daisy   Nwando 

THIS WEEK'S COMMERCIALS - Sugar bombs excell class action industries This Week's Artists!!! cHRISTOPHER tAYLOR - nORTH sTAR  CHLOE COLLINS - FRIENDS WITHOUT BENEFITS eMIKO - lAST hURRAH DJ LYAN - TRIPS HOOK- BEST DAYS tHE pENNY aNTICS - MANNERS  Send me your music! [email protected] (mp3 only please!)

Hey Gang! Thanks for tuning in, a bit late. (sorry) This episodes includes the latest for the Hippies only VW Fest here in Galax.  (maybe even on real radio here.....?) 2 hilarious stories, complete with stereotypical hacky voices and bad jokes! Beware the attacking squirrels, and how stupid you gonna be to go to a cat birthday party and get covid with 10 other people.  (it's too funny. I am NOT responsible if you pee on yourself) This week's performing artists! Non Stop Erotic Cabaret - Mr Moogie, (final masterpiece edition) Drops everywhere Friday! The Penny Antics - Guilty Pleasures Selina Hawker - A Little Bit Perfect  After The Money Is Gone - Pail Calvin Loron - Right Now  Just a Jester- Black Hole  There you guys! Thanks for tuning in! Email me - [email protected] Do you want your song heard on the show?  https://www.bestfriendinthewasteland.com/submit-your-song Thanks for listening! -Mitch 

HI GANG! I hope you enjoy the Cumbrella Commercial. They are a new sponsor of the show.  we also have 2 news updates talking about changing your name to Salmon and a story about Flag Flappin Noise complaint.  6 songs from 6 groups !! Prana Songbird - Listen Like it's Gospel  Strip n Roll - We Don't Need to  Tom Walton - Why Should I Be ? The Penny Antics - Pin Cushion  Juliez Andrewz - SomeThing From NoThing Shaw Davis And The Black Ties - Higher  Thanks to everyone for listening to the show! if you'd like to have your song on the show submit it here  Feel free to email me at [email protected] Love ya'll ! Have good time until we meet again! -Mitch 

Hey Everyone! Happy Drunk Day! I wasn't drunk, but i wasn't sober either.  I hope you enjoy this episode! i tel la couple of stories about a lady taking a dump, and then being attacked by a bear.  Later in  the show i'll tell you about 2 women that tried to dress up like grannies to get their covid shot. . 5 artists this week! - Stacey Z - Love You More  Christian Wethered - Mon Petit Jardin The Penny Antics - HeadCheese Jen Ella - Eyes for You.   Hipofi - Isolation **Favorite of The Week !!** if you have any funny news stories, please email them to [email protected] If you want your song heard on the show, just submit Here! Thanks for listening! -Mitch 

hey gang! This week we have a ton of new music from familiar artists. A new comer makes it to the favorite of the week and 2 hilarious wierd news from the wasteland stories.  The artists this week !  River - Tongue Twist  Non Stop Erotic Cabaret - Better Make It Count Alex James Brierley - Icy Cold  The Penny Antics - Not(e) Worthy Days Indoors - Beating Through My Veins Freya Alley - Big Wild World   John Carr - Irish Medley Brophy's Law - The Bachelor  want to send me a song? Send me that mp3! Shoot me an email at [email protected] Follow me on FaceBook! Thanks for stopping by! -Mitch 

HEY GANG! HAPPY MARCH! This week we get a wasteland news update about elephant shit gin. We here a new message from sugar anon and 6 great new songs! This Week's Featured Artists - Dead Crow Road - Ain't Livin' Long Just A Jester - Soldier  Ace Of Spades - Falling Away  Temple Of Reason - Poison The Water  The AirWaves - Metal Heart  Weekend Recovery - Surprise *Favorite Of The Week* Submit your song here  email me at [email protected] Holla! edit - i say something about Freya Alley and then don't play the song.  It was edited out somehow.  Freya Alley will be added in another show at a later date . 

Hey Gang! Lots of Awesomeness this week!  New and old guests send in some great songs! Hear them here first! We here some One Eyed Winky Wiener commercials and a bit more from sugar annon... Your artists this week -  Alex James Brierely - Go With The Flow The Penny Antics - DND  Wild Tibetan Monks- Lying Next To You www.facebook.com/SwivelHeadTed Z Taurus - Jump (And a very inspirational speech by Steve Harvey) Raphic - Because they Care **Favorite of the week*** Want your song on the show?  Submit your song (just 1) in mp3 format here! email me at [email protected] Thanks for stopping by.  love ya'll !  -Mitch 

A little bit of laughter for your weekend!  i hope you enjoy it !! [email protected] bestfriendinthewasteland.com

Hey Gang! This week we catch up on last week, but still fall behind on this week.. The never ending cycle of top notch entertainment is in high gear! PSA - Sugar Anon - 2 News Briefs covering Super Mutant Gonorrhea and Naked with dirty wet-wipes..  This Week's Up and Coming Stars are -  The Penny Antics - Dirt Togu - Houston you have a problem Bantunani - Which Side are you on? **Favorite of the Week!** NonStopEroticCaberet- Walk Out The Door 2Paid- What's up  Days Indoors - Be Yourself Send me your mp3 - [email protected] Check out our website! 

Another great winner from Florida. a 22 year old man makes a phone call to 911.. several times..  And he has a dong tattooed on his forehead.. [email protected] www.bestfriendinthewasteland.com 

Just in time for valentine's day.. Name an insect or dead rat or vegetable after your Ex. And the San Antonio zoo will Feed the item named after your Ex to an animal in the zoo via live stream.. Watch as Patricia the bitchy carrot is consumed by a cute fuzzy creature.  More music podcasts are coming. i have been very blessed with work and have been spending a lot of time on the road.  [email protected] www.bestfrientinthewasteland.com

Here's the story of a man who got caught with his pants down, while looking for Uranus..  [email protected] Bestfriendinthewasteland.com

Today we have news reports from Nigel Cunningham about a class ring and princess the cow. info about the show!!! -- The Penny Antics - i don't care  Great 80s punk sound.   he doesn't seem to care that you don't care..  it's a bit blaring. but raw punk is always a bit blaring.  i love the guitar/ thrash feel late in the song.  TOGU - POINT NEMO FOR SOME REASON THIS MUSIC SOUNDS VERY INSPIRED BY eLTON jON.  a john legend inspired sound.. Check out - All of me.  DAVID PETER - WHERE WILL I BE  WHERE WILL DAVID PETER BE? AT THE END OF A VERY LONG HALLWAY.  lOVE YOU dAVID. LOTS OF FECHO OR REVERB IN THIS SONG. I CAN'T MAKE ALL THE WORDS OUT, BUT I WILL SAY IT IS A GREAT PHSYCHEDELICLLY FLOWING SONG LIKE GLIDING DOWN A COLORFUL RIVER IN AN INNERTUBE OF CHILL  VIBES HAPPY THOUGHTS.  SAMDAY - WE ARE STRANGERS NOW.  A STRONG INFLUENCE OF ED SHEERIN.  "WHEN WE USED TO FIGHT, ALMOST EVERY NIGHT ABOUT THE THINGS I CARED ABOUT" ..  AFTER SAILING DOWN THE ROCKY RIVER OF DIVORCE FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THAT LINE.  LOVING SOMEONE WHO IS BAD FOR YOU IS SELF TORTURE AND SO MANY OF US DEAL WITH THAT TORTURE FOR LIFE.  BUT SOMEONE YOU ARE WRAPPED UP IN, IN MY CASE 28-29 YEARS, AND TO HAVE THAT ALL UNRAVEL AND FALL APART STILL BRINGS UP  MEMORIEs ON A DAILY BASIS. BUT EACH OF YOU KEEP LIVING YOUR LIVES.. YOU CHANGE, YOUR INTERESTS CHANGE, THE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE CHANGE, AND THEN YOU REALIZE " WE ARE STRANGERS NOW" ..  SUGERTOWN SLIM - TOP OF THE WORLD MORE HAPPY FEEL GOOD MUSIC FROM SUGAR TOWN SLIM  SUGAR TOWN SLIM ALWAYS HAS THAT TOE TAPPING SOUND THAT'S GOOD FOR ANY OCCASION.  GREAT 80'S RADIO/CONCERT READY MUSIC.   Parkar IKECHUKWU -MOOD OFF THE SERENTY IS SANITY  ALBUM A GREAT SONG TO LISTEN TO WHILE DRIVING THRU TOWN.  CHILL AND MELLO. VINNY VENOM - BACK BETTER -The Favorite of the week !!   THE WORDS "BUILD BACK BETTER " THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN SLOGAN" "TEAR DOWN THOSE WALLS THAT SEPARATE US" -  THIS SONG SEEMS TO BE CALLING FOR UNIFICATION OF OUR COUNTRY.  THAT'S MY INTERPRETATION OF THE SONG.  THE VOCALS ARE NIKKI MALDONADO  GOOD SONG WITH A GOOD BEAT.  ENJOY