You Won't Believe This Sh!t

George Rich is back to share two shitty stories. First, he takes us back to his younger years as an amusement park worker where a coworker's first day had a porta potty cleanup containing a perfectly erected, anatomical surprise. We then fast forward to George's current living situation with an old, senile, terribly unhygienic man--made even worse by the raw sewage bubbling-up, beneath him.

This episode’s guest, George Rich, shares a childhood bathroom horror story that was the first to make Ian gag on air. What started as a routine school poop took a disturbing turn when a classmate lacked boundaries and then an itch in a terrible place revealed an unsettling truth. What followed was a family-wide ordeal fueling George’s belief that he was being punished by God. The nightmare didn’t stop there...during treatment, an unsettling encounter with a doctor left him questioning everything. Was it a standard exam, or had he experienced something much worse?If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

In the thrilling conclusion to our three-part Ian’s dad saga, he helps us explore the final frontier of involuntary evacuations behind bars. From squad car blowouts to cellblock disasters, we’re covering all levels of penal shitting—because when the cuffs go on, sometimes the bowels let go.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Once again joined by Ian’s dad, who shares a story about a time he helped a friend paint the outside of a house on a scorching July day. After downing a roast pork sandwich WITH GRAVY, things took a disastrous turn—leading to an emergency bathroom situation in an unfortunate container. Part two of three of the Ian’s dad saga.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

In part one of three of this very special episode, Ian’s dad joins the show to share humiliating tales from Ian’s early struggle with potty training (which required two diapers at a time) and the frantic rush to get him toilet-ready for kindergarten. He also recounts an unforgettable trip to Walmart, where his aroma had shoppers wondering if there was a medical emergency.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Comedian Rich Shultis comes in hot and shares his comical and painfully relatable journey to becoming a proper shitter, which took into his 40s to achieve. As a kid, Rich avoided the bathroom at all costs, holding it in for days and facing epic, 20-minute battles when he finally gave in to the bowl. Tune in for his candid tales of childhood stubbornness and the messy road to digestive enlightenment.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Ian’s brother-in-law Barry suffers from IBSD…or does he? Some say he likes it to which he takes umbrage and it leads to an on-air family therapy session featuring his wife and son. He tells a story of a hot summer night with ill-fated meatloaf, a catastrophic Chinese food experience and the origin story of the hero we all need….or is it the villain we all deserve? If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Former prison guard Aaron has seen some shit. He’s also seen fights, stabbings and various other traumatic undertakings, but it’s the shit we’re concerned with. Snowmen made of shit, bocce balls made of shit, men covered in shit, prison cells decorated in shit, bribery to avoid shit. What else do you need? A story where he shit himself on the way home from work? Got you covered! See what I did there? If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Avid listener Susan Zooms-in to tell the story of a romantic, evening cruise on her honeymoon in Hawaii which became a massive pain for her as well as a cluster of Birds of Paradise flowers.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Ian’s buddy John returns to tell some fantastic road shit stories of their travels across the country together. Cars, Airplanes, porn theaters…a little something for everyone. John tells Adam and our listeners of Ian’s Colitis origin story from his perspective. It’s a plethora of poop, a saga of shit.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

ian’s cousin Dave has had more than a fair share of noteworthy shit stories. From high school, driving jobs, severe constipation, and buffets, Dave takes us on a journey through shit and time. Ian tells of a bicycle helmet shit and a close call in an Uber. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Proud shit-aphobic Ryan Dalton joins the boys on this episode to express his strong anti-shit, anti-talking-about-shit sentiments while he…..talks about shit. He hates what doody stands for, hates showcasers and the overall “yucks” that excrement ushers. He has never shit in public but by the end of the episode, we may have found a way to challenge that.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

This episode’s guest, Mike, is the proudest shitter we’ve had on, who actually likes his erratic defecations. Construction sites, estate sales, odd jobs….if he’s been there, he’s shit there. He even had to stop to shit on the way to our studio. Maybe one day he’ll seek medical attention, but until then, let’s all enjoy the release.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Comedian and former New York City bus driver Chris Vac has been on both ends of a good bus shit story so stand behind the line and wait for your stop while listening to the shittiest podcast in the game.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Coworker of Adam, J.B. joins us and tells a harrowing story of pre-workout-powder-gone-wrong at the gym where his pragmatism was tested then shares some shitty sports stories. He also presents Ian with a super thoughtful gift.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

On this very special episode of YWBTS, Ian’s old High School friend “Jerome” recants an incredible story that has thrills, chills, twists, turns, romance, intrigue, jealousy, betrayal, and of course, doody. Lots of doody. You don’t want to miss this one.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

After weeks and weeks of Adam gagging, Ian asks what we all want to know…is it real? Why does he host a shit podcast if it makes him sick? Ian’s son Stone returns to discuss High School shitting in this modern world from theft to floods to weirdos.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

What does a good shit look like? Why is every malady cancer? Erik Pfol joins the boys to discuss that and more, specifically stories that will embarrass his younger brother.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

What’s it like to have a diabolical, frantic, theatrical, emo shitter for a father? Are they a chip off the old block or a more reserved, trepidatious shitter? Listen to this episode to find out where Ian’s daughter Sage falls on that spectrum. Also, plenty of tales of High School shits as well the antics of her “all-time shitter” dad. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Returning guest Dan McRitchie drops another doody diatribe for the boys to digest. No dodgeball this time but there is an ill-fated buffet and nerve-wracking ride home. Adam and Ian bicker but still love each other. We think. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

He set the bar high with his first visit and Jimmy Shaker doesn't disappoint in his return to the program. Hear about the time he acted as a solo assassin who lit a fuse that led to a rainstorm of liquid brown hellfire.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

This week’s guest, Matt Mac Isaac, went to Shit School in the Navy, so who better to talk about our favorite topic than him? Listen to hear about his week-in-the-making mud cobra that set-off shock, awe, and a contest. Also….an emergency septic pump for the ages.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

What happens when you’re super constipated and employ an enema, suppositories, and laxative all at once? Ian’s Uncle Steve found out and is lucky he has an unselfish neighbor who knew what to do next. Adam and Ian take the show on the road to visit Uncle Steve’s summer AirBNB in New York City and hear all about it….you should too.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

When you have chronic IBS, your whole day can be ruined, but if the girl standing in the way of a good hookup has it, your day may get a whole lot better. Cousin Joe recants both experiences with the fellas along with a priceless pants poop parable and the recipe for heroin water. What did he do with that girl’s cup!?!?!If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Ian’s tattoo artist, Geddes gets interrogated by a confused Adam about his Baltimore food poisoning situation that led to one of the three times he shit his pants this year. He also admits that he’s never been able to resist farting on his girlfriends. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Chronic sharting, regrettable shits, glazed hors d'oeuvres, hiding from your children while on the can…our guest Willis may not have a degree in Shartology, but he knows a ‘lil bit. Also, hear about Ian’s recent harrowing department store shit. You won't solve world hunger while shitting or listening to this podcast….or so they want to tell you.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

This one has something for everyone; blood-swastikas, drugs, satanism, undiagnosed IBS, tainted chili, headless mice, revenge shitting in the nude…why are you still reading this?? Go listen! If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Going #2 is not easy for a school teacher, but the struggle doesn’t end at work for Sarah, who rarely has a reward waiting on the other side of her door, even at home. We hear about one time it wasn’t a struggle…unfortunately, it happened while driving.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Ian’s college roommate “The Admiral” tells us what happens when you have IBS but the gas station you stop at has no bathroom, being forced to give up sour cream and onion potato chips and how five minutes can be an eternity. He also recalls a very patriotic shit Ian took in the desert many years ago.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com

Ian’s son Stone sits-in with the guys to speak about his dad being called “The Emo Shitter” at home, and remembers a harrowing car ride where Nathan’s Famous Franks almost did him in as a boy If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com.

Nurse Andrea continues to share tales of nursing home havoc from bed sores to mouth care. She can clean the biggest shits with one washcloth and was once offered a shit taco. Adam comes so close to puking….maybe next time.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com.

In part one of two, Nurse Andrea spins nursing home shit stories…fingers, faces, ponytails…nothing is safe. We had no idea the shit she’s seen, sonIf you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com.

A former Poison Ivy Patrolman discusses the gas station peanut butter cupcake that led to open field-diarrhea and an Imodium addiction and the cardinal sins of the landscaping game. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com.

For part two of Operating Room Nurse Yulissa’s sit-down with us, she tells of a large, non-compliant, lazy slob’s lackadaisical approach to wound care and how nursing home shits are differentIf you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com.

In part one of two, Operating Room Nurse Yulissa talks about a five-day-doodiless-streak after having a C-section, and how a mother’s unconditional love helped end it. Also, Adam gets weird. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com.

Using a porta potty takes an unexpected twist…a first date an unexpected turn. Comedian “Crazy” Gene Trifilo joins the boys and tells two stories with thrills and spills but sadly no cannolis. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com.

You don’t expect to see shit in a fine dining room but that doesn’t mean you won’t. Against-her-will participant Ari recants a shit-filled experience as a waitress, shitting in holes while living on the road, and how eating a wheel of Brie could ruin her night. Adam focuses on PTSD and bickers with IanIf you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com.

A beautiful day on the golf course with friends? Going to prom with a senior when you’re a tenth-grader…what could go wrong? Former free-range child and current wolf in sheep’s clothing, Jimmy Shaker tells us.If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com.

What happens when a 180 lb. third-grader accidentally drinks Metamucil and prune juice before school? Hopefully he doesn’t have to play dodgeball… If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com.

Your hosts Adam and Ian introduce the You Won’t Believe This Sh!t Podcast, where they and guests from various walks of life will divulge, discuss and dissect memorable shits they’ve taken, been witness to, and/or other shit-adjecent shenanigans. Adam describes an unfortunate combination of a barbecue he attended with 60 strangers, go-karts, a bouncy house and an unreliable toilet. Ian explains his chronic GI disease that forces him to relieve himself in endless, unorthodox places. He also talks about a recent, noteworthy shit he took at his sister’s house. If you like the show and/or have a memorable shit you would like to share, email us at [email protected]. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Please like, share, review or tell some friends. For info visit us at www.ywbtspod.com.

Check out this Preview of the You Won't Believe This Sh!t Podcast, which will be "dropping" full episodes beginning in late August 2024