You're All Doomed: A Friday the 13th Podcast

Grab your neck pillow, because we're flying all the way to the Federal Republic of Deutschland to learn about Jason Voorhees' origins. In this episode we discuss Origin of Evil (Parts 1-3), which you can check out on YouTube at the links below.Original of Evil (Part 1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sYX1fyMbBoOriginal of Evil (Part 2): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz0K6IFNzmQOriginal of Evil (Part 3): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67KvppymIV4#Fridaythe13th #CampCrystalLake #JasonVoorhees Follow the show @YADpodcast on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram.Rate You’re All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian. Theme song: “Groovy Goalie” by Chris Holland: https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisHollandGuitar Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever wondered what aerobics video Axel Burns was watching in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter? So have we! Welcome to Aerobicise: The Beautiful Workout (© 1982 Tantra Productions). This episode is designed to benefit the most important muscle in your body.#Fridaythe13th #JasonVoorhees #AerobicsFollow the show @YADpodcast on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram.Rate You’re All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian. Theme song: “Groovy Goalie” by Chris Holland: https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisHollandGuitar Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The only thing we have to fear, is Neon Fear itself. It took a few years, but we finally stumbled upon a Friday the 13th fan film that — let's just say — wasn't our cup of tea. In this episode, we discuss the RoboCop / The Purge / Friday the 13th crossover nobody asked for.#Fridaythe13th #JasonVoorhees Follow the show @YADpodcast on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram.Rate You’re All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian. Theme song: “Groovy Goalie” by Chris Holland: https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisHollandGuitar Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Friday the 13th — the first of THREE that we get to celebrate in 2026! We're kicking off Season 16 with our first-ever Friday the 13th fan-film parody. Did it make us want to dance in a puddle, or step in a pile of poop? Check out @batfancomics on Instagram for some awesome Friday the 13th coverage starting on February 13, 2026.Follow the show @YADpodcast on X, Facebook & Instagram.Rate You’re All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian. Theme song: “Groovy Goalie” by Chris Holland: https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisHollandGuitar Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After years of sharing our love for Friday the 13th: A New Beginning's Demon (Miguel Núñez, Jr.), we somehow managed to get him on the podcast. We cover everything from how his career got started, Return of the Living Dead, Tour of Duty, and—of course—Demon. Thank you again to Miguel for coming on the podcast — we had an absolute blast.Follow the show @YADpodcast on Facebook, Instagram, and X.Rate You’re All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Halloween! And who better to spend the day with than Michael Myers, who gets in — not one, but TWO — separate battles with our boy Jason Voorhees. We double up in this episode and cover two Jason vs. Michael fan films — Friday the 31st: Michael vs. Jason, and Michael vs. Jason: Evil Emerges. Trick or treat!Friday the 31st: https://youtu.be/mjGijTpwVSg?Evil Emerges: https://youtu.be/rXjOA6B9sYA?Halloween Theme (Metal Cover) by Orbit Culture Official: https://youtu.be/c-4g1dacBbE?Follow the show @YADpodcast on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram.Rate You’re All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We travelled down to Lexington, Kentucky to meet some Friday the 13th icons (Demon anyone?) at ScareFest.Follow the show @YADpodcast on Facebook, Instagram, and X.Rate You’re All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and leave a review for Greg and Brian.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The only thing sweeter than revenge is the delicious taste of Angry Orchard hard cider. Sit back and relax (with an Angry Orchard, of course), because it's time for us to discuss Sweet Revenge—the first official Jason Voorhees (not Friday the 13th) release since 2009, and Jason's first return to a big apple since 1989.Watch Sweet Revenge here: https://youtu.be/O_dEbWGRXsg?si=wh9FAfVOxb2PR6dFFollow the show: @YADpodcast on X, Facebook & Instagram.Rate You’re All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's celebrate Jason's 79th birthday with our inaugural AYADA — Ask You're All Doomed Anything. We answer questions from our listeners, and discuss the impending Big Announcements from JASON UN1V3RSE and the Crystal Lake series.Rate You’re All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian. Follow the show @YADpodcast on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Burns family is at it again — wreaking havoc on the greater Crystal Lake area. This time there's more Regina, more Roy, Jr., more Random Bald Guy, more walking! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Burns Family reunion is getting weird. We dive into Chapters 3 & 4 of Roy Part 1 — like we should have done in the previous episode.Chapter 1: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8Chapter 2: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8Chapter 3: https://youtu.be/dPp9KRmONK0Chapter 4: https://youtu.be/QK5JEjf6zzIFollow the show @YADpodcast on Facebook, Instagram, and the place formerly known as Twitter.Rate You’re All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Were you wondering what happened to Roy and the rest of the Burns family following the events of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning? Neither were we, but we checked out the Roy fan film, anyway.Chapter 1: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8Chapter 2: https://youtu.be/AVotZsh8YA8Chapter 3: https://youtu.be/dPp9KRmONK0Chapter 4: https://youtu.be/QK5JEjf6zzIClosing Theme: Jason's Forever a Mama's Boy – The MerkinsFollow the show @YADpodcast on Facebook, Instagram, and the place formerly known as Twitter.Rate You’re All Doomed on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Greg and Brian.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for us to dive back into the chilly waters of Crystal Lake. In this episode, we dust off our mics and discuss the 2019 Friday the 13th fan film, Return to Crystal Lake.(Note: This episode was recorded before the official announcement that Linda Cardellini has been cast as Pamela Voorhees in the upcoming Crystal Lake series) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have returned – alive – from our Friday the 13th tour of Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco (Camp Crystal Lake) in Hardwick, New Jersey. We'll tell you all about our trips to Blairstown and Hope, New Jersey where we followed in Annie's footsteps, plus we talk about the tour of the camp itself. Thanks to Crystal Lake Tours for an awesome experience. You can check them out at https://crystallaketours.com/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From the two guys who brought you (and will continue to bring you) the You're All Doomed podcast, we're excited to announce our new podcast, Lesson Number Two. We kick things off with the Chuck Norris classic, Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection. You can find Lesson Number Two on all major podcast sites – be sure to subscribe and leave us a rating/review.https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lesson-number-two/id1762078231We'll be back with a new You're All Doomed episode later this month. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The JASON UN1V3RSE is here! All hail the JASON UN1V3RSE! We sit down to discuss what it all means, why it's happening, and most importantly, what the hell are they even doing? Prepare to be confused! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to conclude our fan-film coverage (for now) with Friday the 13th Vengeance 2: Bloodlines. We also discuss the Final Chapter of You're All Doomed, taking a break from Friday the 13th, and what we have planned for our next project. Don't worry, just like Jason's final chapter, we'll be back... Main podcast theme song (S3-S14): "Groovie Goalie" – Chris Holland https://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com/ S14 Finale closing song: "Friday the 13th" – Sam Douglass https://samdouglass.bandcamp.com/   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In case you needed a reminder – we're idiots. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One lesson Pamela Voorhees never taught her son is that he should never mess with a woman. We discuss Jason finally get his comeuppance in the lastest fan film, Victim No More. Closing theme song: City Lights - Mike McGraner Produced by Mike McGraner & Ian Malachai Written & performed by Mike McGraner Mixed & Mastered by Ian Malachai © 2019 Mike McGraner https://mikemcgraner.bandcamp.com/track/city-lights Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everyone knows that you should never hike hungry, never hike drunk, never hike naked, and most definitely never hike drunk-naked. But what you SHOULD always do is listen to us discuss the latest (and final?) installment of the Never Hike series – Never Hike Alone 2. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a national holiday here at You're All Doomed HQ. We discuss the Never Hike Alone 2 trailer, the just-announced Halloween TV series, and... Bigfoot? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's something in those trees, and it ain't no man. It ain't Jason Voorhees, either. It's, well... you'll see. "Crystal Lake" – performed by Primal Apathy Music: Travis Justice; Vocal Melody: Gaylon Tyner; Lyrics: Gaylon Tyner and Gary Swift; Drums: John Ollis' 2022 https://primalapathy.bandcamp.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You can change the name, you can destroy the camp, but will you be able to tell apart the four blonde girls in this movie? We do our best as we make our way through the next Friday the 13th fan film, The Fall of Camp Blood.   Sail Away Tiny Sparrow Written by Harry Manfredini Performed by Anthony Brummer, Dylan Painter, Evan Winter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hold me closer, tiny Jason Count the bodies on the treeway Cover your head in sheets of linen You had a busy day today Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know what they say: It’s always dawnest before the dark… or something like that. Find out what that means when the night comes — for a third time — with Here Comes the Night: Part III, a Friday the 13th Fan Film.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As Poison once sang, every rose has its blood, but what they didn't know is that this rose also has Tina powers! Join us as we discuss Rose Blood, the kind-of sequel to Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look out! Here comes the night... again! Only this time we get some Roy Burns cosplay, screwcap wine bottles, and a lesson on how not to make s'mores.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your plastic wrap because it's time for another fan film episode. This time we're discussing Jason Rising, where we learn exactly what happens once mommy loses her head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are friends, there are acquaintances, and then there are these three knuckleheads who thought it would be a good idea to go deer hunting in the woods near Camp Crystal Lake. BIG mistake! His Name was Jason — A Film by Dave Brown Closing song: Take a Bullet for You by Bourbon Crow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode, we take a bit of a detour to discuss the upcoming Crystal Lake series, Friday the 13th: The Game, and Halloween Ends (because, why not?). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We'd like to report a robbery! In this episode, find out why Camp Crystal Lake might be great for a summer getaway, but not so much for a bank-heist getaway.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's family reunion time at Camp Crystal Lake, and we're serving up a heaping portion of Vengeance right along side Aunt Ginny's famous potato salad. Pull up a lawn chair and find out what Jason's daddy has been up to. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you haven't renewed your subscription to Drip Dry magazine, now would be a good time, because we're discussing the Friday the 13th fan film Here Comes the Night. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you like tent unzippings and unintelligable dialogue, you're in for a treat! Head across the pond with us as we discuss the first (?) international entry into the Friday the 13th fan films. Bloody hell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're desperate for some Friday the 13th news, so of course we're going to record an episode to respond to New Line Cinema's recent ambiguous post on Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you like listening to us spend a lot of time talking about how we spent a lot of time talking about Jason Voorhees, this is the episode for you! We grade our own work, try to learn from our mistakes, and wonder what our next assignment will be. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things are heating up at Camp Crystal Lake. It’s time for the exciting conclusion of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The only thing shorter than this episode is Jason’s temper. You like kills? We’ve got kills! Check out episode 5 as we podcast our way through Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You might want to call in some reinforcements as you listen to us podcast our way through the next episode of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knock-knock! Who's there? It's Jason! Check out episode 3 as we podcast our way through Friday the 13th: Part 13.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got tired of waiting for a new Friday the 13th movie, so we decided to make up our own — in podcast form! Interested in hearing where the story goes? So are we! This week we actually come up with a name for the movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got tired of waiting for a new Friday the 13th movie, so we decided to make up our own — in podcast form! Interested in hearing where the story goes? So are we!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bundle up as we discuss the frigid #Fridaythe13th fan film, Never Hike in the Snow.  Once again, our special musical guest is @the_jasons. You can check them out at https://thejasons4.bandcamp.com/ Theme song: Murder at the Jarvis House — The Jasons #NeverHikeAlone #NeverHikeintheSnow #WompStompFilms #Fridaythe13th #JasonVoorhees #CampCrystalLake #Podcast #MoviesbyMinutes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No fooling — we’re back! This time we’re discussing the gold standard of #Fridaythe13th fan films, Never Hike Alone. We also have a special musical guest, @the_jasons. You can check them out at https://thejasons4.bandcamp.com/ Theme song: It’s Still Crystal Lake to Me (No Matter What They Called it in Part 6) — The Jasons (This episode is dedicated to Hikerman5000) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We may be done with the Friday the 13th movies, but Friday the 13th isn't done with us. Sit back, relax, and listen to us go on (and on) about all things Jason Voorhees in the conclusion of this three-part discussion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We may be done with the Friday the 13th movies, but Friday the 13th isn't done with us. Sit back, relax, and listen to us go on (and on) about all things Jason Voorhees in Part 2 of this three-part discussion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We may be done with the Friday the 13th movies, but Friday the 13th isn't done with us. Sit back, relax, and listen to us go on (and on) about all things Jason Voorhees in Part 1 of this three-part discussion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As Boyz II Men once said — it’s so hard to say goodbye. But that’s what we must do in the final episode of the final (?) season of the podcast. Listen as we bid farewell to Jason Voorhees, Camp Crystal Lake, and Friday the 13th… one last time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, hear us discuss a school bus, saying hello to mommy, and another ambiguous ending, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 91:00-104:00 of Friday the 13th (2009). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, hear us discuss no found footage, unnecessary menace, and thinning the herd, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th (2009). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.