#0133 - Oil Is Not a Beverage - 01/10/2025

Viktor kicks off the show bemoaning a soul-crushingly long week, already looking forward to decompressing on the weekend. A bizarre mix of heartfelt reflections on the devastating California wildfires segued into hilariously bad life decisions from a Reddit thread about truth or dare, including tales of used oil-chugging and a DIY daredevil learning the hard way how not to get hit by a car. Life lessons abounded: Don't drink oil. Don't run over your friends. And if your sixth-grade girlfriend dares you to kiss someone else... don’t.Traffic School became a tech experiment as Viktor embraced live-streaming to salvage the phone-line-down crisis. In the meantime, he tackled everything from East Idaho potholes to new conspiracy theories about GTA VI (a countdown of Instagram posts, really?). Highlights included sidestepping viral fame with risky unicycles and light-up shoes. While moonlighting as a fashion critic, he also longed for simpler, comfy footwear—a relatable middle-aged struggle.Viktor wrapped up the show pondering artist interviews over Zoom and lamenting the creepers who ruin in-studio visits for everyone. The journey ended as humorously as it began, thanks to Peaches and Viktor debating pogo stick disasters and unicycle escapades. Lesson learned: You will sprain something.