02/25/26 Show 300 : In Lieur of Flowers, Please Send Cash

in honor of this program’s 300th episode, several of my devoted listeners pooled together cash from their paper routes and lemonade stands to purchase congratulatory Cameo calls from persons commonly associated with the number 300. Sadly, thespian powerhouse Gerard Butler (fig 1) turned down the gig saying he couldn’t get into the character. Widely decorated pro bowler and DX acolyte Pete Weber also blew us off, claiming the provided script was too sexually explicit. If this wasn’t discouraging enough, how fucking crazy it is that Cameo’s Larry Graham isn’t on Cameo? AT LEAST THE CAKE WAS GREAT and yeah, so is the program.