02- Captain Walker

(A Very pleased Uncle Ernie knocks on the door, answered by Mrs. Walker in a dressing gown.) Uncle Ernie: Sardines! An egg! Un demi-litre du lait! Mrs Walker: Bless you, Ernie! (As Ernie is leaving, he passes two RAF officers coming to the door.) Captain Walker First Officer: (to audience) Captain Walker didn't come home. His unborn child will never know him. Second Officer: (to Mrs. Walker) Believe him missing with a number of men. Don't expect to see him again. (the Officer presents Mrs. Walker with a document informing her that Captain Walker is missing-in action) First and Second Officers: Captain Walker didn't come home. Captain Walker didn't come home. Captain Walker didn't come home. His unborn child will never know him. (To comfort him, one of the officers presses a pint of whiskey, into teetotaling Uncle Ernie's hand. He gives it a try.)