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Oct 19, 2025 1 hr 16 min

032: Just Try Not to Die

from Satellite Haiku Hosted by Shawn and MiLo

We talk about life with extended family, vacation homes, generational entropy, the evolution of sunscreen, Bob Marley, “Modern Jackass” magazine, pancakes, Maui, long swims, calf cramps, the Toyota ‘stuck accelerator’ incidents, memories that still make you cringe, G.I. Joe grip, catching arrows, skateboarding, ‘No Kings’ protests, scaling up ICE operations in SF, Mayor Lurie, USB cables, getting scammed. Mentioned in this Episode Malcom Gladwell’s “Revisionist History” episode about the famous Toyota crash supposedly involving a stuck accelerator, one of many such stories that prompted a massive recall of vehicles between 2009-2011. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit satellitehaiku.substack.com

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