045 - Gallons of Frothy Bipartisanship Will Save Us!

Biden is not the King of Empathy. Kamala would kill her first born for a horizontal promotion. Los Angeles has to lower air quality standards because they're cremating too many bodies from increasing COVID deaths. New admin will fix this by sending everyone back to work and school. We hate it all, don't we, folks? Many other things get brought up but your Dear Typist is too tired to summarize it all. Happy calf-cramping, Mr. Empathy in Chief, you swiss cheese brained mass murderer. General Recommendations JD's Recommendations: 1) Move to the woods 2) Battle Royale JNM's Recommendation: The Double Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle Reportedly Exploded, Starting an “Inferno” in a Woman's Living Room Los Angeles lifts air-quality limits for cremations as Covid doubles death rate Inauguration 2021: On the edge of an abyss Biden pledges to continue Trump’s campaign to open schools and businesses McConnell, Schumer close in on power-sharing agreement in evenly divided Senate Joe Biden Lifted His Health Care Plan From Insurance Industry Lobbyists Big Tech Critics Alarmed at Direction of Biden Antitrust Personnel Bezos says ‘the country is in trouble’ if big tech turns its back on the Pentagon: ‘We are the good guys’ Bill Gates is now the largest farmland owner in America The Iraq Death Toll 15 Years After the US Invasion Locationless Locations heatdeathpod.com Every show-related link is corralled and available here. Heat Death of the Universe - @heatdeathpod JD Newland - @jdnewland Joshua Nomen-Mutatio - @ImbalancingAct Please send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: [email protected] Send us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout