05.07.22: Road Manners for the Regulators (Featuring Officer Uptosomething) - Gas Prices VS Boost, Texas VS Iowa Drivers, Barn Finds, Good Cooling (Hose Clamps, Zip-Ties & Duct Tape, Oh My!), & A Tale of Two Fat Ladies @ the Bettendorf Merge

TIme to push it down and lean back - it's a one-day sprint from here to there with Hostus Maximus Justin Fort. From rating the troopers in Illinois against the meter maids in the San Diego sector (so much copulence) and talking your way out of tickets, to good behavior in the car and road-trip expectations, we've got your pricey gas right here. Just don't ask for a Chevy Equinox - those big gals tried to drive it into the ditch on the 80 (so much better than the 88). There's more: the difference between dashboard data and dial-up distractions (it's all bad), where have all the audio jacks gone (?), and being saved by the rear-view (got to live in your mirrors when you're piling on the MPHs).