(05) MEETING WITH HEADTEACHER 1
from Jamie Kimathi Milburn Hosted by Jamie Kimathi Milburn
Lyrics: Miss Gwin: SCHOOL IS A PLACE FOR ALL TO GET ALONG LEARN WHAT’S RIGHT OR WRONG, AND WHAT’S OK THIS SCHOOL IS RUN WITH TENDERNESS AND CARE IF YOU NEED SOME HELP WE’LL BE THERE ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL PROBLEMS DEALT WITH GREAT AND SMALL THIS IS A PLACE WE HOPE YOU’LL ENJOY GWIN: SO WHAT IS YOUR PLAN OF ACTION WHAT SUBJECTS DO YOU INTEND ON TAKING? OH I’VE GOT THE LIST RIGHT HERE MICHAEL: I WAS THINKING JUST THE ONE’S I’D DONE BEFORE GWIN: IMPOSSIBLE HISTORY AND ENGLISH SHARE A SLOT YOU’LL HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM ON WHICH ONE YOU ARE TO DROP MICHAEL: IS THAT HARDLY FAIR? GWIN: I KNOW I SAID WE CARE BUT NOT ENOUGH TO CHANGE THE WHOLE TIMETABLE FOR YOU GWIN: Is that Mr Trufel coming this way? Gwin runs over to the other side of the stage to become Mr Trufel. MR TRUFEL: HEY MRS G WHO IS HE? DOESN’T MATTER I’VE JUST FOUND TWO KIDS FIGHTING IN THE HALL COME ON COME QUICK, THEY’RE JUST OUTSIDE ONE’S BEEN KICKED, AND HE’S GONNA CRY Mr Trufel runs out the room, but comes back in as Mrs Gwin. GWIN: You’re alright to stay here while I go see… I mean sort this out. Michael nods. Gwin turns around to become Mr Trufel. MR TRUFEL: Come on! Trufel turns to become Gwin. GWIN: Okay. MICHAEL: I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE THIS SCHOOL COULD BE GOOD NOW I’M THINKING IT’S A SHIT HOLE
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