05- Ya Never Know

SEYMOUR I can't believe it! It couldn't be happening! Pinch me girls! It couldn't be happening! All of a sudden success coming out of the blue! I put a sign up Right in the front window An advertisement Right in the front window Stop in and see the amazing new plant "Audrey II" And the really remarkable thing is that people they do Seymour, that twerp of a clutz, Finally did something right Audrey II drives him nuts What a blessing this wonderful plant should exist And should rake in the bucks for me hand over fist! "How'd I do?" "Who'da believed it? CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON One day he pushed a broom Nothing in his news but gloom And doom Then he lit a fuse and give hime room Stand aside and watch that Mothah blow Explosion! Bang! Kerboom! Don't it go to show ya never know? Seymour was in a funk He was number zero Whod'a thunk he'd become a hero? Just a punk, he was a forgotten so-and-so Then one day- Crash! Kerplunk! Don't it go to show ya never know? RONETTE All the world used to screw him Biff-wham-pow! Now the interview him And they clamor to put his remarks On the air All the worls used to hate him Now they're startin' t'appreciate him All becuase of that strange little plant Over there CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON Observe him! Here's a chap Everything is landing in his lap SEYMOUR I just cut my hand and in a snap Something out of Edgar Allen Poe has happened SEYMOUR, CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON Zam! Kazap! Don't it go to show ya never know? One day you're slinging hash Feeling so rejected Lightning flash, you get resurrected Make a splash- now you rate the big Bravissimo And with a thundercrash- Crash kerplunk, bam kerboom Zang kazunk, zam kazoom Zowee powee holy cow he Ordered up a rainbow to go Wow! Pow! Lookout below! Don't it go to show ya never know?