0501 Rizzo & Jeff GET CRAZY with AUNTIE RU The listener's response was "I'd rather be kicked in the crotch or I'd rather have a lobotomy"

Where did he stick the parakeet is the game we are playing to kick off this Thursday edition of the show...That takes us to Opening Audio...A kid defended his seagull calling championship and it sounds like he will be sitting alone at lunch...Would you leave a casserole in the mailbox to seduce the mailman? Tuna? Beef and noodles. A man tried to smuggle a dozen parakeets through customs...Problem was that they were in his boots...A woman is on the run after she stole an adult tricycle while wearing a leopard onesie...She still cannot be found, but it did turn into adult tricycle chat...A popular swingers club was forced to shut its doors because it was next to a church...Nude Doods is going to have to close...Fines have been levied against the Atlanta Falcons and the assistant coach...There is now a musical in San Francisco called Luigi The Musical, which chronicles the life, past and present of alleged CEO killer Luigi Mangione...More Bill Belichick news, as his girlfriend is said to be responsible for Hard Knocks pulling out of UNC...She also has amassed an $8 million real estate portfolio...How long can you do Bill?...Michael Jackson really had a lot of pets...We didn't realize there were so many...We like to highlight Louie the llama...Godspeed Louie...A woman in Florida had a bear encounter and trying to give it cookies was the best way to fend it off...We got an email from a record label for an artist named Auntie Ru...She is an Asian woman who does covers and wants to perform in Asheville...We played some of her music...The listener's response was "I'd rather be kicked in the crotch," "I'd rather have a lobotomy" ...We did another check in with Steve Urkel and his new game show Flipside...It still sucks...A man fell 21 feet onto the field during a Pirates/Cubs game and he is in critical condition...Taikai Waititi was unmasked last night on the Masked Singer...Who? Authorities say a Catholic priest is under investigation after he was caught taking more than $40,000 playing Candy Crush and Pokémon Go...A woman has a world record...She collected over 38,000 spoons...We'd like you to collect every podcast of The Rizzo & Jeff Show...Especially this Thursday edition!!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-whoever-tf-show-unplugged--6075101/support.IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIENDGOOGLE: Rizzo Show and darn it consider subscribing we begin a new chapter all new shows 9/14/2026"The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... UNTIL WE GET HOME.