056. Read the toilet sticker (Ben didn't), Domino's 'free' pizza trap & Tanya sets him straight.

Richard's back after a bout of pneumonia, and we're back to the usual 12.5 minutes. This week we:•     Welcome Kenya (habari!).•     Hear Richard's slow-burning fury at Domino's — a 90-minute pizza, and a 'free' voucher with a $22.90 asterisk.•     Establish that our kids now need Wi-Fi to brush their teeth.•     Share a hard-won travel tip: read the sticker on the hotel toilet (Ben pressed the bidet button… twice).•     Continue the great washing-machine saga from ep 054 — listener JA backs Richard, and Ben's wife Tanya writes in to correct the record ('misleading at best, dodgy at worst').•     Ask the Conundrum: why don't we just get given 'biotics'? Plus the bonus — how long did it actually take to build Rome?Next week: how far from the airport can you refuel a rental and still hand it back showing a full tank?Send us a text by clicking hereJoin the WhatsApp inner sanctum for early access to all episodes as they drop and share feedback straight to us! Only 48million more subscribers to catch Real Madrid!Email us through [email protected] a rating or review if you think we are worthy.