06/03/26 Show 314 : OR MAYBE JUST CALL IT "P-GRIND"

nary a day passes when I am not filled with INCANDESCENT rage at some influenza-peddler sharing their deep thoughts about some imaginary micro genre or other. Hyper-slop.  sketchers-gaze.  It’s all too much for any sensible, learned person (or if you prefer, me) to endure.   But then it hit me — why allow these grifters and dumbfucks to dominate the discussion?  What’s stopping me — with my wealth of experience in deceiving the general public and my nearly unmatched avarice and commitment to self-interest, from doing likewise and reaping the vast rewards on offer?  And with that, this program (starting next week, anyway) will be entirely devoted to your new favorite microgenre,  SFW PORNOGRIND.  The only reason preexisting Pornogrind (which is most assuredly, NSFW) has not reached critical mass (heck, there’s not even a program on EVR expressly devoted to the scene) is because, well, it’s a tad too pornographic.  But if we can knock down the porno portion a good 10 or 15 percent, it becomes sufficiently PG-13 (or, if you prefer, and I sure as fuck prefer,  SFW PORNOGRIND.  Perhaps you’re wondering, “why not just, ‘grind’?”  The answer, of course, is that there are too many programmers with poor enunciation who will make it sound like “grime”, and that’s a completely legitimate genre that does not deserve to be tainted by association with this discussion.