06 - Gobble Me, Swallow Me

Come join The Girls for a double serving Thanksgiving-themed episode! Just like the holidays, this is a very chaotic experience. You won’t be the same after today! Our first dish comes from Barbara and it is Stuffed by The Were-Turkey by Tate McKirk. In this 13-page erotica there isn’t a lot of pearls being clutched, but we are holding back a gag! Josette is a vegan who rescues a turkey and keeps it in her bathroom. When some shampoo is spilled her whole life changes, and you realize turkeys don’t have nipples! Our second serving is from Vanessa, who brings Full Sack by Layla Fae. In this book you’ll learn what a raccoon has to do with Thanksgiving! Would someone with a magic ballsack that can grant wishes from blow jobs be named Howard?! At least it tastes like buttered rum! You may lose your appetite after this but if we can make it through, you can too! Happy Turkey Day! New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.