07/05/23 SHOW 162 : TURNS ONS INCLUDE LISTENING TO "HITSVILLE UK" WHILE EATING PIZZA WITH A FORK

I am certain my friends, family and associates are a little tired of me claiming to be overworked / under appreciated and I must admit, there are occasions where I fail to set proper boundaries. In retrospect, when my close personal friend former NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio recently announced that HE’S A FREE AGENT, I probably should not have volunteered to launch his new online dating profile(s). I’m just trying to offer my vast expertise and it really isn’t my fault things are going poorly. I really thought pics of Bill eating pizza with a fork would serve to humanize him. I was certain that “what’s your favorite song from ‘Sandanista’?” was a great opening line. But that’s it, I’m done with this Cyranno bullshit. If you need help fashioning a new Adult Friend Finder entry, ASK SOMEBODY ELSE (preferably an adult. With friends)